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I understand the occasional tutorial can nullify some frustration, but I've lost count of how many games from the last ten years feel the need to inform me that pressing the Left Thumbstick moves my character forward, and moving the Right Stick moves the camera. Well, gawrsh, why stop there? Why not give me an eye-blinking prompt every five or ten seconds? Better yet, why not set a timer letting me know when it's time to strip down to my tighty whities and head off to bed, ya supercilious fucking dolts?!

Description
I understand the occasional tutorial can nullify some frustration, but I've lost count of how many games from the last ten years feel the need to inform me that pressing the Left Thumbstick moves my character forward, and moving the Right Stick moves the camera. Well, gawrsh, why stop there? Why not give me an eye-blinking prompt every five or ten seconds? Better yet, why not set a timer letting me know when it's time to strip down to my tighty whities and head off to bed, ya supercilious fucking dolts?!