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I've seen a couple of places where they discuss the fact that you can usually use the F-bomb only once in a PG-13 movie. And they would like to see Deadpool deliver it in in an X-Men outing. They're all pretty good but I'd like to offer my spin.
At the start of the movie, Deadpool turns to the camera, says, 'We're in a PG-13 movie, so there are some limits. You can only show realistic violence five times," (and as he says that, the number shows up on the bottom), "Gratuitous Violence ten times, Sick Burns eleven times, and the F-word One time. And i think we all know who'll be the one delivering that."
The numbers and the other elements don't have to be real. They can be determined after the final scrips approval. THey just have to match the plot.

Then throughout the movie, every time Deadpool is on screen, the numbers show up. If he or anyone performs accordingly, the numbers tick down. Sometimes he comments, turning to the camera, "Do you think that counts? I think we'll count it. The internet's going to discuss it for ten years, but for right now, I'll count it."
After the last count, they fade. Until only the F-1 is left.

Finally, as the climax approaches, and the final face-off with the villain, he turns tot eh camera. "Ahem. Lalalala. Testing testing. It's nearly time for-"
Then Cable or Wolverine looks over his shoulder: "Who the fuck are you talking to?"
DING-DING! The number blinks and fades.

"NOOOO!" Deadpool wails, scratching at that part of the screen.
Then he's in a horrible mood as he goes into the conflict and changes his battle cry to 'Gratuitous Violence Extra!"

Description
I've seen a couple of places where they discuss the fact that you can usually use the F-bomb only once in a PG-13 movie. And they would like to see Deadpool deliver it in in an X-Men outing. They're all pretty good but I'd like to offer my spin.
At the start of the movie, Deadpool turns to the camera, says, 'We're in a PG-13 movie, so there are some limits. You can only show realistic violence five times," (and as he says that, the number shows up on the bottom), "Gratuitous Violence ten times, Sick Burns eleven times, and the F-word One time. And i think we all know who'll be the one delivering that."
The numbers and the other elements don't have to be real. They can be determined after the final scrips approval. THey just have to match the plot.

Then throughout the movie, every time Deadpool is on screen, the numbers show up. If he or anyone performs accordingly, the numbers tick down. Sometimes he comments, turning to the camera, "Do you think that counts? I think we'll count it. The internet's going to discuss it for ten years, but for right now, I'll count it."
After the last count, they fade. Until only the F-1 is left.

Finally, as the climax approaches, and the final face-off with the villain, he turns tot eh camera. "Ahem. Lalalala. Testing testing. It's nearly time for-"
Then Cable or Wolverine looks over his shoulder: "Who the fuck are you talking to?"
DING-DING! The number blinks and fades.

"NOOOO!" Deadpool wails, scratching at that part of the screen.
Then he's in a horrible mood as he goes into the conflict and changes his battle cry to 'Gratuitous Violence Extra!"