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you better mother fuker or i will rip you balls off hey guess what happened this week
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What happened.Β
And nigga, would you really think that I would leave my home twice, risking my life, just to fake all this? If you think that you're dead to me.
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asshole bitch faget dont be mean i had a bad week as it is i do not need you to sorry for being a bitch but god dayum and i got a boy that accutually likes me and i have to go to a therapist and get tested to see if i am crazy of fucked up
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I'm not being mean, I'm showing you that I'm not faking this, I love her, and I really mean it.
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Run as fast I can to my room, grab baseball bat, beat till dead, burn body
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NO! ACTIVATE THE HUMAN BICYCLE!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-0VyGβ¦
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oh.
100th comment-er..better make this special.
PENIS.Β
nailed it.
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OH BLOODY HELL!
*Runs for dear life while grabbing a 12-gauge shotgun*
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I can't help but imagine a british man saying that.
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I got hooked into saying that after getting far enough in Fable 3.
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Leave it to me to get a british line from a video game.
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Treat it like Smile.Dog and LOVE IT with no mercy!
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Throw that cat at it. It'll never come back.
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Throw a grenade at it,
Kill it with your bare hands,
Walk away and let it explode.
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Shit.....my......pants....... =0 HELP!!!!
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Heheheheheheβ¦β¦β¦..Laugh for a momentβ¦β¦..realize that shit is real scream like a little girl and run to kitchen and grab knife and be like I'm armed biatch!
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"Awww its so fluffy-" Β Β *Chomp*Β
"Ouch! It bit me! Why you little-!"Β Β
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That's when you fucking piss yourself and get the hell out of there!
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Fantasy me: I would get my whip, grab it and trap it no sweat
Real me: I live in an apartment, I don't have stairs
Real me (with stairs) I would scream HOLY SHIT and run screaming, later I would make it in to an award winning fan fiction
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hahaha best answer!
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Just the truth
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Run to my parents' room and arm myself with the baseball bat
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grab my colt throw silver at it, and at least piss it off and or give it the shits
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wehre's me survival knife? i needed a new fur rug
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Β Everyone take a seat and enjoy the bloodbath. Β
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I take it your a redneck.... I AM TOO
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REDNECK? I'M A CUBAN!!! I WANT A NEW FUR RUG
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xDD
GO GET YOUR FUR RUG YOU BEAUTIFUL CUBAN YOU! //hands bowie knife//
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