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kevinbolk — Literary Pissing Contest
Published: 2010-03-19 20:01:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 36697; Favourites: 627; Downloads: 1685
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I have a confession to make.I've never read "The Great Gatsby" or "Ulysses".
In fact, I barely know how to read. I don't even know what I'm typing right now. I'm just hitting random letters and punctuation and hoping it fools everyone fishcakes; saddlebag me dingo.
The jig, it is up.
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I know a guy like that girl, he was one of the reasons our Literary Club was founded... and closed. ¬¬ Jerk
xD We had similar arguments... Though more awkward and less funny.
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LOL you're description is awesome
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I love you so much xD this is so win
BTW, read Gatsby! Its great!...lol no pun intended.
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Yeah well my friend mom shoved SNES and Geneises up her Hoohah...of course my friend is a game freak...and he fails at school...
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I have to admit something, Kev...
I've read ALL of those books. D: It wasn't for school and I was about 6.... I totally hate myself after reading this....
Just kiddinggggg~ ('Bout whut?)
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damn dude... i laughed so hard at this one i cried a little.
... don't tell anybody.
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ha ha. i had to read gatsby for school, and i will read macbeth and sound and the fury too. ulysses... i don't think so.
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Gah, stupid old books... You want something good to read? Go look up a guy named Eoin Colfer!
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Who really gives a crap when someone reads great literature as long as they do.
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Oh...I swear...your artist comment made me literally giggle just now.
Thank you, now my aunts are giving me weird looks.
I...I might just explode of how hilarious you are.
askdfjh.
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I get in that competition with everyone I meet. Finally I had to prove it when my dad and I held a reading contest. I won.
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I was going to fave it just for the Gatsby reference, but the last panel made me laugh so hard that if I could, I would favorite it again XD
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This is the funniest I've seen from you, so far...
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I have had this kind of conversation before, and am vaguely embarrassed by that. XD Ah, nerdcred.
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To top them all claim you read 'Finnegan's Wake' and understand it.
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I really didn't enjoy Macbeth or the Great Gatsby... ._.
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Wasn't your mother afraid of papercuts?
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You know what they say about monkeys at typewriters...
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You should have just pulled out the big gun of WAR AND PEACE
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Hahaha, That's hilarious, I love the look on her face!
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"fishcakes; saddlebag me dingo."
Deeper words, have never been spoken.
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your typing skills have proven how lucky you are XD
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I don't read, I absorb textbook knowledge through osmosis.
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I learned to read when I was four, and have loved it ever since. When I was in the second grade, I got in trouble for reading when I was supposed to be doing work(It was probably some stupid thing I had already learned three worksheets ago), and when I got home, I told my mom, "It's your fault for teaching me to read at suck an early age!" That did not go over well, to say the least...
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I READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS WHEN I WAS FIVE. (its actually true)
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This is so.. I don't know.. but I laught at the last panel
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lol There's nothing like some pre-birth James Joyce to get the brain juices flowing XD
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I'm so happy that know about all four of those pieces. 
Do they offer lit classes for embryos?
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My mom says that my creativity is in part due to that she read the Lord of the Rings series aloud while she was pregnant with me. I don't think that's the case but it's nice to humor her.
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