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Published: 2012-08-31 13:46:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 6730; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 117
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Here's my question : Why? It's always a security officer that dies.
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Well, just remember--when the Golden BB manages to slip through the ship's shields, when the creature that no one's ever seen before attacks, when the situation no one's ever even imagined (something involving godlike beings, actual gods, wish-granting fairies, wormhole aliens or something even stranger) somehow manages to happen, and this time it's YOUR number that comes up...
...you just remember--the good times were FREE, right?
Heck, this would make ME sign up. Nicely done
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"You have a last name!"
"Do I? DO I?? For all you know, I'm just 'Crewman Number 6'!!"
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... Long term?
... HAH! XD They don't call 'em Red Shirts for nothin'! XD
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Health benefits for: being poisoned by an alien flower, blown up by an exploding rock, stabbed by a Klingon, shot by a Romulan, beaten by an alien tribal, driven mad by a space time anomaly, accidentally beamed into space thanks to some brainwashed kids, etc.
"Receive GENEROUS shore leave"
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Make sure you have no name tho so that you can be easily called apon to take one for the team! 
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Just bought her today to add to my Hallion collection!
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*snerk*
Wonder how many redshirts live long enough to try out those benefits!
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