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Normal people existed, once! Now they're all extinct. Poor dears never had a chance.
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tis was a sad day for them. and there is no existance of them anymore, 'sept roman temples and the shadows that follow me.
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...rIgHt?
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XD Glad to have that settled.
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Don't be afraid. They're nice monsters. Really. XD
By the way, long time no talk! Nice to see you around again~<3
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Lucky it's too crowded under my bed for even a couple of monsters to hide there 
But then how do you explain the red itching marks I have every morning that looks suspiciouly alike bitemarks..? D:
I have always been around here - I just didn't get around over there
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Y'never know, monsters can run pretty small in size. Back when my bed was just a mattress flat on the floor, I still figured some sort of super flat monster could live under it. XD
Well, biting is how monsters test if you're alive. They bite you once in a while throughout the night to make sure you didn't die in your sleep. They're looking out for you!
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... But would I die without them testing if I'm alive?
If not, I think my monsters are just small terrors >_<
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They don't know, but they're not willing to take that chance! And they're just paranoid. <3
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.. Allrighto, they're cute terrors - but I wish that they could pick another place to test it at than my thighs!
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....Well, that part may just be because they're perverts that's the meatiest part of you. >3>
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.___. I have perverted terrors under my bed..
Why am I comforted by that? xD
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Because perverts love company just as much as misery does? XD
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... I don't understand, why should I thank a jew?
XD
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....Okay, that's a pun even I can't love. XD
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Oh c'mon, you know you love it
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I'm laughing because I can't believe you managed to find something too tacky even for me. You truly are the lowest of the low. XD
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That should be my minion name "the lowest of the low" ... XD
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Oh, you're right, it should be that! Want me to change it? XD
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Sure XD It's more fitting!
I tried to look for your minion list but I couldn't fit :S Where is it??
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the written list is on my journal page, the icon list is part of my actual journal. X3
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Ah! I found it! I only found the icon list first but when I clicked on the birthday list I found it 
... HEY! You owe me a birthday present!! D:
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I have not even looked at that thing since I hit my writing slump. It's hard not to feel guilty when I look at that and see how active I was with birthdays in previous years. OTL
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Ah, you poor thing - a writing slump is never fun D:
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Tell me about it. I keep trying to beat it, but it's really hard to write, even with all the inspiration I have. D=
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see!! i told you!! didn't i tell them Fred *Fred; the INVISIBLE (not imaginary) friend - nods*
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I was tempted to put invisible instead of imaginary, but I ended up sticking with imaginary for some reason... XD
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Funny how you put Jesus, but not God.
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Well, I didn't want to put both--I was trying to avoid mentioning similar things--and Jesus came to mind before God. I also didn't including the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Cupid because Jesus was already there. For a similar reason, I didn't list any of Santa's other aliases, or put the Tooth Fairy since I already had Tinkerbell.
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THEY'RE AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS. SILLY LEPRECHAUN, LUCKY CHARMS ARE FOR KIDS.
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THEY CAN HAVE THE CEREAL, I JUST WANT THE MARSHMELLOWSSSSS. Mostly the RAINBOW ones. 83
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YOU CAN'T LET THEM NEAR THE FOOD, THOUGH. THEY'LL SOME FIND MAGICAL, LEPRECHAUN-Y WAY TO SWITCH THE BAD FOR THE GOOD.
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DAMN. I GUESS I WILL JUST FEED MY GREMLIMS WHAT I DON'T WANT. AFTER MIDNIGHT. IN A POOL.
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BE SURE TO GIVE THEM SOME MILK TO DRINK WITH IT, TOO.
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I'M CHEAP, THEY CAN HAVE WATER.
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I MEANT TO DRINK, NOT TO SWIM IN. I'M FAIRLY SURE THEY WON'T MULTIPLY IF THEY'RE DUNKED IN MILK. THAT WOULD KILL THE POINT.
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BUT TECHNICALLY MILK CONTAINS WATER, SO IT SHOULD WORK. BESIDES, I WANT AN ARMY, AND GREMLINS ARE PRETTY BADASS SINGERS.
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GOING BY THAT LOGIC, LEMONADE AND OTHER FRUIT JUICES SHOULD WORK JUST AS WELL. NOT TO MENTION MANY OTHER LIQUIDS. BUT I COULD'VE SWORN THE RULE WAS NO WATER, NOT NO LIQUIDS?
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WELL DAMN, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. I SUPPOSE IF I CAN ONLY USE WATER THEN I WILL JUST TOSS THEM IN THE OCEAN. SALT WATER WORKS RIGHT?
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SURE. MAYBE A LITTLE SALT WILL MAKE THEM EVEN COOLER.
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MAYBE THEY WILL MATE WITH SHARKS AND MAKE GREMSHARKLINS. THOSE WOULD BE SO COOL.
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PERSONALLY, I'D RATHER HAVE GREMJELLYFISH.
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OKAY. WE'LL HAVE A WHOLE AQUATIC GREM-ARMY. HOORAY.
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