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(Sing to the tune of “I Don’t Know but I’ve Been Told”)I really like to eat cheese!
(I really like to eat cheese!)
I’ll eat it as much as I please!
(I’ll eat it as much as I please!)
I’ll have some bleu and jack and cheddar!
(I’ll have some bleu and jack and cheddar!)
Or how about some brie and Colby and feta!
(Or how bout some brie and Colby and feta!)
Some cheeses have holes you see!
(Some cheeses have holes you see!)
Save a few pieces for me!
(Save a few pieces for me!)
Some are soft, some are hard!
(Some are soft, some are hard!)
And I’ll eat string cheese by the yard!
(And I’ll eat string cheese by the yard!)
Things like Cheez Whiz are copyrighted brands!
(Things like Cheez Whiz are copyrighted brands!)
It’s so good, I‘ll eat it with my hands!
(It’s so good I’ll eat it with my hands!)
Some cheeses are made of mold!
(Some cheeses are made of mold!)
And many shine the color of gold!
(And many shine the color of gold!)
And best of all, eating cheese…
(And best of all, eating cheese…)
Won’t give you chronic obstructive pulmonary disease!
(Won’t give you chronic obstructive pulmonary disease!)
So next time someone gives you a tease…
(So next time someone gives you a tease…)
About your huge obsession with cheese…
(About your huge obsession with cheese…)
You just look them in the eyes and say…
(You just look them in the eyes and say…)
Your mom’s a cafeteria tray!
(Your mom’s a cafeteria tray!)
Oh, I really like to eat cheese!
(Oh, I really like to eat cheese!)
I’ll have cheese as much as I please!
(I’ll eat cheese as much as I please!)








