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Published: 2011-03-02 23:45:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 21237; Favourites: 326; Downloads: 963
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WHY DO MEMES TAKE FOREVER?! I had so much fun with this though - except Cesare. Wtf is wrong with your armor.*flops like a dead fish*
Did I mention I hate coloring?
The handwriting might be hard to see- if so tell me bro ;D
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Blank here! (YOU SHOULD DO ONE): [link]
Used references off google for Ubisoft's characters
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Have you ever had a dream about Assassin's Creed? If so, WHAT HAPPENED?
cause I did. it involved certain people getting groceries like novices.
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Comments: 143
WHAT REALLY THEY ARE
SO ALTAIR
IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP SPAZZING AND NOT STICKING TO THE BUILDINGS
lol this comment made me doodle some illustrations of different cultured bros (like bro, broski, brochacho) GORBACHEV YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL
UM UM
I CALL VOLTAIRE
HE WAS A COOL MOFO
haha and that is why I can only see about 3 feet in front of my face ;;;
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AND KEEPS JUMPING ON EVERYONE. Now whether he bites them - AT LEAST SO I THINK HE DOESN'T, that'd be terrible if they made a vampire version of AC, I think I'd cry buckets SOB SOB SPARKLY ALTAIR SOB
BROCHACHO HAHAHA OH MY GOD - WHAT HOW CAN YOU DRAW THESE I DON'T UNDERSTAND
VOLTAIRE! THAT POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY GUY THAT I read in US history and now don't remember very much at all- I THOUGHT AT FIRST HE HAD TO DO WITH SOMETHING SCIENCEY only because of the volt in his name. that's pretty sad of me i'm so sorry
My eye sight has been getting so bad now I've been playing more PC games (MINE CRAFT, WHERE'D MY TWO HOURS GO WTF?)
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HAHA ALTAIR NEVER SEEMS TO NEED TO EAT SO MAYBE
THAT IS HIS SOURCE OF ENERGY
lol only if Stephenie Meyer comandered Ubisoft sobsob
LIKE, NATIONALITIES : D JUST, BROCHACHO AS A BRO WIH A SOMBRERO OR SOMETHING LOL
w-wait WAIT
Actually can I have NITZSCHE? I AM FICKLE BUT THIS IS MY FINAL ANSWER (haha this feels REALLY IMPORTANT TO BE SURE ABOUT)
MINECRAFFFFFT
I'M SO SCARED TO LEGIT BUY THAT and like invest TIME into it
BECAUSE I KNOW I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN A DITCH SOMEDAY WITH ONLY MY LAPTOP AND MINECRAFT AND WONDER WHERE MY LIFE WENT
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I'd stab myself in the eyes if Meyers was on the team.
OR HE MIGHT JUST GET ENERGY FROM THE SUN. Photosynthesis. Sooooooooo that would make Altair a plant. LIKE A POKEMON. SOLARBEAM!!!!
WHO IS NITZSCHE? I just pronounced that as Nishit. I'm pretty sure that's not how you say that.
LMAO SOMBRERO?! THAT IS SO AWESOME I DON"T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN -> Brorito, Brochilata, Broburger, Bro and chips, Broodles
That's like a summary of what happened this week I WOKE UP IN A DITCH, CALLED MY WEEKEND HOMEWORK. wtf just happened to my freetime today?! AT LEAST I DELETED THE GAME - it's like THOSE MMORPGS GAWD, addicting. T_T
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haha thank god she's not french enough for ubisoft >v>
I CHOOSE YOU
ALTAIR THE BUTTERFREE
LOL NISHIT
I LIKE THAT
Nitszche (like NEECH-UH) he's some crazy german philospher guy I did this project on, he talked a lot about the weirdness of modern (at the time lol which was like 1800s) religion
DOOD BROFOOD THIS IS AMAZING <3
OH MAN I COULD GO FOR A BROCHILADA RIGHT NOW
HAHA I deleted any mmorpg accounts I had long ago
I actually kind of gave up on them when I realized MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE LIKE THIS (same with AC actually BUT I JUST CAN'T GIVE AC UP IT'S LIKE CRACK COCAINE)
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OH GOD. A PRETTY BUTTERFLY- ALTAIR IN A BUTTERFLY OUTFIT =3=' It feels like I'm treading on sacred ground. or a landmine.
OOOOO GERMAN I RIKE THIS. NEECH UH, LIKE TEACHA, except kinda not really
I LIKE THE WAY HIS NAME IS SPELT THOUGH Nitszche man that's going to be hard to type
GOD I LOVE ENCHILADAS, So I bet a brochilada would explode minds.
The RO servers wiped for me thank god, or I'd still be playing them *superslacker*
AC IS SO DIFFERENT: I feel like I'm actually there *swoons* AND I LOVE TRAVELING <3 SO THAT MAKES IT COCAINE THAT TAKES YOU PLACES. HMMM. - I GET TO PLAY IT TOMORROW CAUSE IT'S FRIDAY (UGH REBECCA BLACK, I've been hearing people talk about her ALL WEEK JESUS)
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OH BABY YOU CAN USE ATTRACT ON ME ANY DAY
that was a bad pokemon joke
I THINK GERMANS MAKE A DAILY EFFORT TO CREATE WORDS WITH AS MANY CONSONANTS AS POSSIBLE
to confuse the Americans
I AM CALLING PEOPLE BROCHILADA ALL THE TIME NOW OKAY? YOU COOL WIT DIS?
I know jeez and the AC characters are always super top notch and all the history and pretty details give me a fembone anyway
ugh yeah here, too
I now know how the song goes by default now ;_; but I have this delicious dub to comfort me [link]
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PICKUP LINE WIN YES <3 ENTER HIM INTO A BEAUTY CONTEST- Oh man time to up the pokemon nerdyness now
I'M NEVER GOING TO SPELL NITSZCHE'S NAME RIGHT AFTER THIS CONVERSATION
It's totally chill with me brorito~ >8D
UGH I KNOW - though I was sort of bummed out that we don't go into any other cities D: WHILE I GOTTA STAY HERE IN ROME, MY RECRUITS GET TO GO TO MOSCOW WHUT.
THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY GOD- I didn't actually see many good dubs yet so that took ALL THE CAKE
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Gosh I'm so poor right now but I really want pokemon white sooo bad to fill the sad, empty void left when I finished brohood
Altair would get so many god damn trophies oh my goodness
"And the winner is... AL MUALIM'S BUTTERFREE, ALTAIR"
LOL I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU
IT'S NOT EVEN SPELLED IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL IN ANY WAY
Aw yeah broodle <3
I KNOW GOD DAMN, GOOD THING ROME IS BIGGER THEN BALLS
Oh my god I hope the next game has some Russia in it, that would be super sexy ;_;
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN~ I just- I lost my shit all over the place with the car scene in that asdfgh
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I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT IT, because I know I'm going to play that game for a whole month and totally not do anything else other than play (SINCE YEH GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL - actually really I think i"m going to faint at the graphics, the last Pokemon game I played was silver/gold (original one not the remake)
POKEMON WHITE'S LEGENDARY IS SO BADASS - it's just the one for black that's white colored has a weird thing where it's crotch is so I don't want to catch it. no.
That's one BAMFing Butterfree- WAIT SO THAT MEANS IN ONE POINT OF TIME ALTAIR WAS A METAPOD. Ruh roh time for the harden jokes.
OH SHIT I SAID THE SAME THING TWICE ON SOME OTHER COMMENT. Well bugger. Sod it all. It's 2 AM I can do whatever I want blehhhhh
I hope we don't see the next descendant's face. I really liked not seeing Altair's face. It sort of loses the awesomeness when you can see Ezio's pancake face all around the place. Though actually Ezio's personality made up for it so, whatevas. As long as he's not bald.
THE DEEP VOICE OF YEAH FROM HER FRIEND MADE ME CHOKE OUT MY LUNG.
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aw thanks! *U*
I thought your signature said Altair for a moment
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haha XD I wouldn't be surprised if Altair was disapproving everything too 
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Thankyou for making my meme <3!!
I LOVE IT XD Made my morning :3
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WOAH, it's night here! Haha - Europe?
Thank you so much for making the meme! I feel sort of like I'm late to the party though
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Europa, yes, I'm Dutch :3
Also you're not late for the party, we PARTY HARD and RAGE IT WILL~
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UNF YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I feel so behind though ;_; since brohood came out last year sobsob
WOAH DUTCH! Oh man - there's tulips everywhere there no?
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Lol not now it's not the time for them yet :3
I am more of a failure though :3 I got Brotherhood Codex Edition and I haven't even unpacked it yet, because I'm stuck on playing Devil May Cry and Valkyrie Profile XD
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DMC <3 OH CODEX EDITION. well I still have to wait for the PC brotherhood ITSELF to come out *jealous*
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I only got the codex edition because I really wanted the codex. And I've got Lineage 3 times now >_>
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I got it because I wanted to cosplay Leo. And I need Codex when I are Leo. Leo<3
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Ah, I always love a good meme. ^o^ XD
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BAHNAHNAHS IN PAHJAHHHUMAS
I still think Desmond would have been a good Banana 2
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Dang, girl Malik is HOT STUFF!!
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OH UHH ACTUALLY THAT'S KADAR
but they're bros so I can totally see that :3
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YEAH I'D IMAGINE THEY'D KILL PEOPLE WEARING YELLOW JUST FOR THE HABIT.
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*dies*
*reads back on meme*
*dies again*
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