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Published: 2010-05-15 23:54:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 54219; Favourites: 818; Downloads: 155
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I just want to know what the heck Scout is being interrogated for. I mean, it's not like he's exactly a vast cornucopia of knowledge.Thanks to everyone who tossed random words at me for my pointless fan art.
Medic
Engineer
Soldier
Spy
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Sniper
Demoman
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Scout, Soldier, and Medic belong to Valve.
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UNLESS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO ANIMAL DANDER
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"Mmm Delicious"
Lol wth Medic?
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I'm pretty sure the entire team has issues.
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I wonder if Scout tastes like chicken
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He probably tastes more like soylent green.
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Make him play every (GOOD) Creepypasta out there, including but not limited to: Slender(EVERY VERSION), Sonic.EXE, and force him to play them until he makes it to the end of the game. and every time he looses, force him to drink sniper's Jarate, while making him watch porn involving his mother, and putting a red hot burner on his BALLS.
Am I Twisted for thinking of this kind of torture?
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Just steal the Sandvich and put it in his hands. This issue would them resolve itself in 2.14 seconds.
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Marry me. You might serve as somebody to make me saner than I am atm.
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I could probably think of worse if I put the time into it... >
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Hell, make him do all that extra stuff anyway!
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make him stand infront of SCP-173.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTA0Lβ¦
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(( Make him watch 2 Girls 1 Cup! That'll have to work! ))
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(( MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ))
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He will make it out of there fine, but will awaken some nights in a cold sweat. You will ask him what's the matter, but he will simply respond it is nothing. Then, he will get from the bed and go drink himself away with BONK! soda.
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Man...Scout's mouth is like a titanium trap with a diamond lock! "YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NOTHIN' OUTTA ME!"
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There is only one option left then; the lemon party.
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His interrogation revealed a real bombshell; Saxton sleeps with aΒ teddybear.
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...You don't know who Painis Cupcake is, do you? Look him up on Youtube.
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Ah, the ol' nutjob. No one knows where he came from. He'd make a mediocre creepypasta, though. Like TF2 Play Dead.
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I thought rubberfruit made the idea of him?
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Yes, but WHERE he came from. Some horrid experiment of Medic's? Possessed by some demon? Tried Bonk?
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HE WILL EAT YOU.
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OM NOM NOM OM NOM.
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"Warning: Soldier may actually bite you" AND THAT'S HOW PAINIS CUPCAKE WAS BORN!
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Kittens!
That Would Be Bad For Me Because I'm Allergic... But... KITTENS!
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Hypoallergenic kittens perhaps??
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Assaulted you with kittens?
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