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Evil Syd: You know what we hate? Pokemon. HERE'S WHY!

1.) After SIX generations of games, why are we STILL using HMs? Shouldn't cutting be something that Scyther naturally does?

2.) How does a tiny electric squirrel survive a Draco Meteor to the face?!

3.) Why hasn't Ash aged at all? In fact, why hasn't he won a Pokemon League?

4.) STOP! MAKING! POKEMON! BASED! OFF! BIRDS!

5.) Some of the Pokemon designs are just stupid. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Trubbish. And YOU, Voltorb! Stupid...

6.) Charizard's overrated. He isn't even a real dragon!

7.) i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/n… NO! If THAT were true, the whole planet would burst into flames! BAD Pokedex!

8.) Speaking of which, why is the Pokedex, the POKEMON ENCYCLOPEDIA empty when you first get it?!

9.) How does Professor Oak NOT know the name of his grandson?

10.) The Generation IV games are slow as balls!

11.) Why can't I ride my bike indoors, Oak? WHY?!

12.) How come Yellow, HeartGold, and SoulSilver are the only three games that let me walk around the region with my Pokemon OUTSIDE of their Pokeballs?

13.) The only way to breed for stronger Pokemon is by making them inbreed! I'm not even kidding! EWWW!!

14.) Gen Oners ruin the first games for a lot of people!

15.) Cause 721 Pokemon is too much to catch!

Evil Syd: Favorite this submission right now or I'll rip off Pikachu's head, bathe in his blood and shove a Cacnea up Brock's ass! That's not pleasant! Don't make me do that!

Oh, and for all those who say we're just stupid Pokemon haters, shut up, cause we did a list of why we like it too! Or my Good half did... Just go read it and then go masturbate furiously to that Gardevoir hentai you have stached in your computer! Gross...

(PS, this was a fan version of ScrewAttack's Reasons We Love/Hate series. o~o We have a list of the reasons we love Pokemon in the description. Please don't throw hate comments or sue us.)