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Published: 2013-07-27 14:19:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 27479; Favourites: 1113; Downloads: 558
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The nervociting life of a wonderbolt...Related content
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I said I want to eat your pie?
Soarin - "Nooooooooooooooooo!"
Spike - "Dude! Not Cool!Β That's My Line!"
Thats the clean version.Β Now for the... *ahem*... 20% Cooler version.
RD - "You heard me big boy."
Soarin - "B.but.... that... I can't... it would be wrong."
RD - "Look you get me a spot on the wonderbolts and I will let you have my pie any time you want."Β *Wink Wink*
Soarin - "Really?Β Is it apple?"
RD - "Waa... no... your kidding..."
Soarin - "Oh is it's strawberry.Β I like strawberry."
RD - "Are you serious. It's not strawberry."Β rubs up close to him and whispers.Β "It's my private pie."
Soarin - "Oooooooh!Β You mean.....Β it's...... PEACH!Β Yes Peach is my favorite!Β You got a deal.Β A spot on the wonderbolts for your peach pie."
RD - "Wait... huh!"Β ShrugsΒ "Whatever!"Β Jets off and returns with several pies.Β "Ok here you go.Β Call me when training starts."Β And like that jets off before while Soarin looks a little confused.
Soarin - "Huh.... wait.Β I thought we were going to have sex.Β Peach is code for sex."Β Sad face as he eat peach pie forgetting not nobody is using his pie code.Β
There!Β Now I can stop looking at this picture giving me to many strange thoughts.Β 
Love your pictures.Β I do wonder who is wanting to do what to his what thought.Β
Thanks for sharing your wonderful art with us.Β Can't wait to see more.Β
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Very nice. Needs a Comic
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Yes, that is a great idea.Β Β Hmmm maybe if we beg the artist.Β
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too cool. 20% more too cool
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Oh, you
Thank you very much for the compliment :3
It's my pleasure and I'm happy that you like my pictures.
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you sure are straaaaaaange
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Yes!Β Yes I am.Β >.>Β <.<Β Β Β Β Β *whispers*Β Just keep it under your hat.Β I don't want others to know.Β Β Β ;D
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Polish my helmet? I'm not wearing one.
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I wants to touch your wings...
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i want to touch your cake
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In Soarin's case, pie.
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THE CAKE IS A PIE!
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I love you so much right now
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I want to steal your pie treasure.Β
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Fuck you. Fucking re- SERIOUSLY! *boo chicka chi boo chicka chi chi chi*
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im not entirely sure how to respond to that
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Game grumps obviously.
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Yes, we need to measure your body fat ratio.
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"Coat. Your. Flight. Uniform. In. Bisquick."
-"....but BISQUICK?"
"I think the better question is, why not? Beats baking you into a pie. Unless of course you want to do what command wants; something about shaving...? Or was it...brush your mane and tail...?"Β
ALT:
-"But it's MY butt! I should be the one to measure it."
"Dude, you lied on the last refitting, and it tore a week later after a few maneuvers; just like the last one before that. They're clearly too tight in that spot, and certain leg flexes over-taxes the materials durability, which wears it out and then tears.Β
As a tailor, I can't have you going around with an improperly fitted, TORN uniform because you refused to allow me to use a simple tape measurement of the most commonly visible and hidden section of a pony. I'm more concerned as to how it's not the most kicked...Β
It's also the most difficult to measure and custom tailor a properly fitting, full body uniform now...mainly because of you driving up the statistics.... Now, get down here before you ruin that uniform too, or I'm finding a pie and mutilating it in front of you."
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I want to BREAK YOUR RECORDS!
I want to EAT YOUR PIE!
I want to DATE YOUR MUM!
I want to BUY YOUR HOUSE!
I want to MARRY YOUR MAREFRIEND!
I want to CLEAN YOUR GLASSES!
I want to STROKE YOUR MANE!
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ANYTHING BUT THE PIE
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Yes Soarin! We will find you pie, AND EAT IT!
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My thoughts exactly Soarin'.Β @_@
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Rainbowdash asked him if she could eat his pie :c poor sorin'
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It's gonna work out in the end, Soarin. Β If you wanna be as fast as Fleetfoot and Spitfire, the we need to make you more, ah, aerodynamic. Β IT's what we do to all of the male Wonderbolts.
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Inexplicably, Soarin' seems to get extra drag from nowhere whenever he flies directly behind Spitfire.
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I want to...
Β Do...
Β your...
...
Taxes.
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...everybody wants a piece of him!...>=3
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"Measure your wingpower. Jees Soarin', you're blushing through your suit. What's wrong with you?"
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what? i only said I wanted to touch your stiffy..... you know wings... because there stiff. silly pony.
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Yes, I want to eat your pie, you silly willy :3Β
N'aaww, he looks adorable. I love this. X3Β
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That expression is priceless! X'D
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