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Published: 2007-11-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 215753; Favourites: 5815; Downloads: 2273
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Description Did somebody order a pizza?




Piece a' ASS!

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ttalktomesoftly In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:14:54 +0000 UTC]

jksajas

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deansboy In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:14:24 +0000 UTC]

What kind of tip do i give him if he succeeds?

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Takalakabambam In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:06:51 +0000 UTC]

my pizza!!! noooooo

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graffidi In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:06:48 +0000 UTC]

i wanna see th dudes reaction to this! :-p

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Tsailanza In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:02:10 +0000 UTC]

The sucker bled all over the damn pizza.

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Eamane-Nienna In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 04:01:57 +0000 UTC]

xD lol i would've been fine with a large pizza (just dont say anything xD) haha love the company policy xD

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HellPenguinAyane In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:55:57 +0000 UTC]

Dude. Reminds me of working at Wal-Mart.

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TwistedPixiSister In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG pizza seppukku!

Hahahaha-- I had pizza delivered tonight by a real weirdie- wish this was true on all counts

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RyuseiDate In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:50:02 +0000 UTC]

LMAO. Too bad that doesn't happen in real life.

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LoveLess-Megumi In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:46:25 +0000 UTC]

lmao that was hilarious

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Chexednut In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:42:23 +0000 UTC]

That's freakin' hilarious. Hooray for Bushido!

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Haykatsi In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:40:06 +0000 UTC]

SEPPUKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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Rockmandash15 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:34:03 +0000 UTC]

jajajajajjaja!! So fun!!

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triciavictoria In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:32:52 +0000 UTC]

AHaha that is freakin awesome.

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may10baby In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:32:17 +0000 UTC]

XD "company policy" go work @ McDonald's!

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somuchluv In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:31:52 +0000 UTC]

you shoulda had one more box where the customer said "hey.. you ruined my pizza. " lol

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Angelic-Elf-Ivy In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:31:05 +0000 UTC]

oh my... o_o

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Reekzilla In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:28:38 +0000 UTC]

hope he didn't get any blood on the pizza

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ConcreteVision In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:27:59 +0000 UTC]

...I wonder if the poor bastard had to call for another one...

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Lucid-Concepts In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!

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LightDemonCodeH In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Death is not to be made fun of!

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Orchliet In reply to LightDemonCodeH [2007-11-03 03:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Death is a natural thing that can very easily be made fun off. Quite honestly, voicing something such as this is idiotic and reduntant. Save it for those who know you personally and look up to you, us free people will do as please.

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i--kuzuremasu In reply to LightDemonCodeH [2007-11-03 03:25:32 +0000 UTC]

Sure it is.

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RetiredVelocity In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:22:30 +0000 UTC]

hmmm john belushi (sp?) samurai sandwich shop gig comes to mind...lol

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Deboe In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:19:44 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XD
I'd be so scared if a pizza guy did that

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lalalaAnime In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:17:23 +0000 UTC]

i would be scared if my pizza dude did that O.o

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RIQURI In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Hara-kiri is the customs of the samurai of old Japan.
Now, nobody does.www

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SkinJunkie In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:14:37 +0000 UTC]

He even had to go and die on the friggin' pizza.
Some samurai he turned out to be.

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blitz-mighty11 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:14:01 +0000 UTC]

lol looks like a newcomer

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Shanella In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:13:47 +0000 UTC]

must've been an emo

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Kilgayne In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:13:21 +0000 UTC]

can I keep the delivery boy's wallet? =o

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LexLuthorFan In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:12:47 +0000 UTC]

I love your comics. They are so amusing. Great job!

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messtup In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:11:48 +0000 UTC]

The way of the delivery man is harsh ..
xD

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Oryen In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:11:05 +0000 UTC]

Mmm Seppuku.... I always wondered what happened to the delivery boy after we called in once to complain.... Now I know!



Thanks Cyanide and Happiness!

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XNDElric In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, nice dude..

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shojoart In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 03:00:15 +0000 UTC]

nooo! he got blood on the pizza! i wanted it!

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Mz-bitch In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Dang it!
hes bleeding on the Pizza...

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TheSillyPancake In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:59:02 +0000 UTC]

pizza-ido


...the code of the delivery boy...

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MomijiTohru In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:57:53 +0000 UTC]

if that's company policy, remind me not to work there o.O

but this one was really funny XD

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InstantOatmeal13 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:56:11 +0000 UTC]

He should have another pizza dude following him around to act as his second and behead him if he wasn't brave enough to commit honorable seppuku on his own... >>

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ozzy-stormberry In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:55:59 +0000 UTC]

Hey. Free knife to cut the pizza.

Score.

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cpowza In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:55:24 +0000 UTC]

when oh when will your ideas run out? quit it!! gosh darnit.

tsh.

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Carasaib In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Arg, I wish the kid on Friday had done this! We ordered the pizza at 7, and it didn't come until 8:30, and he gave us the wrong order >_< And we don't even live that far from the place!

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GsLucky In reply to Carasaib [2007-11-03 03:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least he came 1:30 hour tardy... ours came 2 hours late.... after he had passed like 14 times in front of our house.
Aparently he couldn't read are HUGE house numbers stacked on the front of the mailbox .____.
Should have ordered to do this....

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Rothart In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:53:13 +0000 UTC]

HARRY CARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARA KIRI WHATEVER!!!!!!

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hhrsht In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:52:34 +0000 UTC]

lol

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revesburger In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:51:00 +0000 UTC]

seppuku

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Sweetrevenge102 In reply to revesburger [2007-11-03 03:10:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! Seppuku!!

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Princess-Jupiter In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Lawl.

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RanaElaseim In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 02:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Those silly pizza delivery peeps.

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