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Published: 2007-11-02 16:27:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 215766; Favourites: 5815; Downloads: 2273
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Description Did somebody order a pizza?




Piece a' ASS!

dun dun tssssssssssssssh
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Comments: 1697

Cool-Vin In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:51:00 +0000 UTC]

They always fail me too D:
WHY CAN THIS NEVER BE THE REAL LIFE ANSWER.

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Thubby In reply to Cool-Vin [2007-11-03 01:53:32 +0000 UTC]

because mopping up the mess would be an absolute b!#(%

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Cool-Vin In reply to Thubby [2007-11-03 01:55:03 +0000 UTC]

;o;
Mop it up with the incorrect pizza!

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Thubby In reply to Cool-Vin [2007-11-03 02:04:37 +0000 UTC]

but then there's no pizza!

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Cool-Vin In reply to Thubby [2007-11-03 02:05:33 +0000 UTC]

D: Well, they got it wrong, so they should send another one!

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MorganLeslee In reply to Cool-Vin [2007-11-03 02:18:24 +0000 UTC]

how could they send another one if their delivery guy is dead? o__O' lol

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Cool-Vin In reply to MorganLeslee [2007-11-03 02:19:42 +0000 UTC]

You ring them up in explain? With the set words "GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME K"

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MorganLeslee In reply to Cool-Vin [2007-11-03 04:01:53 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah xD

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Manaku In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:49:26 +0000 UTC]

O.o Thier policy should be extra sauce if that happens, LOL ::

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LoveLaurenX In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:48:52 +0000 UTC]

SAMURAI!!

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xdangerkittyx In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:48:21 +0000 UTC]

You wanna go for pizza and a f**k?
"No"
That's ok, I don't like pizza either.

-that just seemed oddly appropriate

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Kyoky-San In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:48:02 +0000 UTC]

...O.O... I want the pizza....*looks down* nvm i have pizza XD

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chris-stahl In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:46:45 +0000 UTC]

im inur pizza

deliverin mah lifes

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Cola-Loca In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:45:41 +0000 UTC]

LOL, just like a samurai!

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AngelLover89 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:43:01 +0000 UTC]

man
and the poor guy didn't even get the pizza.
That's a ghey company policy xDD

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Puddledrop In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:42:18 +0000 UTC]

This is the way of the samurai!

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Lil-Shino In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:41:43 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ

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SeannaBirchwood In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:40:44 +0000 UTC]

lol, this is hilarious. good job.

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OnoMakana In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Wow, sapuku's my favorite!!! haha, it would be great if this really was company policy, it would rid the world of some pretty dishonorable corporations...

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subtronik In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:36:49 +0000 UTC]

ok

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midwinternightmare In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:36:13 +0000 UTC]

Disturbing yet magnificent!

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littlegrimi In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:34:40 +0000 UTC]

D:

XOXOXO

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Vickyville In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:26:59 +0000 UTC]

thats just wrong

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absolutions In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:24:21 +0000 UTC]

/SEPUKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu

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AngelofLonliness In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:23:50 +0000 UTC]

AWESOMENESS!!!!

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ChaoticFox In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:23:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure the artist already knows about this, but for the rest of you:

[link]

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Swatzlewattle In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:21:38 +0000 UTC]

this would have to be one of my favs of your work...maybe i found it funny as i work with pizza....who knows

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allRoseareBlue In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:21:06 +0000 UTC]

lol hahahah, wow i really never would want to work there. lol very nice though. made my dad so much better.

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piano-tart In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:20:56 +0000 UTC]

hahaha...

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Katar14 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Why would the delivery boy commit "sepukku" when he didn't make the pizza?

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JulietWhiskey-Photos In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:18:48 +0000 UTC]

like the Samurai.....they killed themselves if they failed their Lord's orders.

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Blackbolt52003 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Death over a pizza?

Okay, that's just sad...but really funny.

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dolphin64575 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Japan, pizza, blood, and death. can it get any better?

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webbot15 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:15:16 +0000 UTC]

But... but he died onto the pizza!
That's still good pizza!
...grrr... those guys can't get ANTYTHING right....

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SleepDepJoel In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:14:33 +0000 UTC]

This comic raises several issues:
1. Is there a cleaner that removes both pizza sauce and blood from a floor?
2. Is sepukku blood harder to get out than regular suicide blood?
3. Did the pizza delivery guy intentionally take the pizza out with him?
4. Is the pizza delivery guy still entitled to a tip?

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cobain-angel In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Seppuku. Heh. Nice one, Wilson.

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CallooCalLay289 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:08:06 +0000 UTC]

SEPPUKU!!

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Tralalaly In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:05:32 +0000 UTC]

omg too funny...is a side of heart an extra charge?

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virgokitten In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:05:09 +0000 UTC]

omgosh noeeezzzzz!!111oneone

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rachel-random In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Company policy

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BleacheD-InK In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Not only did he bring the wrong size pizza he then commited seppuku all over it...god the service these days...

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poisonkandie In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Harikari!

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INFZ In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:02:37 +0000 UTC]

SWEET!!!!!!!!!

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Aka-Sae In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:02:34 +0000 UTC]

lol, i love cyanide and happiness!

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deejaydude In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:01:35 +0000 UTC]

awesome. the pizza boy's not even japanese.

it's really amazing that you can think of such witty and random things and make them quite funny.

brilliant mind, you have.

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Otomodachi In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:01:11 +0000 UTC]

When pizza delivery boys commit ritual suicide if they get an order wrong... that'll be the day

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TerraEarth In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 01:00:20 +0000 UTC]

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BlackDragonsChasm In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 00:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Lol that's hilarious!

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anadareth In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 00:56:13 +0000 UTC]

lulz at teh sepuku.

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randomjunk123 In reply to ??? [2007-11-03 00:55:11 +0000 UTC]

wow

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