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Published: 2008-01-16 08:11:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 193193; Favourites: 4082; Downloads: 1109
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Comments: 1398

ashr90 In reply to ??? [2008-01-23 03:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Haha thats very funny

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moonie1111 [2008-01-23 01:50:11 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA



i love you.

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CaptinRedRibbon [2008-01-22 18:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Which is jam which is blood?

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jiangpiggy [2008-01-22 16:58:11 +0000 UTC]

no arms, no bain...lol...nice..and sad....jam you rock!

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Little-kaiyou-Kame [2008-01-22 15:00:40 +0000 UTC]

girl: "i have no arms"
dude: "i have no brains"
He used his head to smash the jar open...did he? Initially i thought it exploded in his face...

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tgcomicman In reply to ??? [2008-01-22 04:17:44 +0000 UTC]

amazing.

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D-for-dumb [2008-01-22 04:11:07 +0000 UTC]

"Which is the jam, and which is your blood?"

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SleepDepJoel [2008-01-22 02:15:58 +0000 UTC]

The direct approach!

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lojuroporparis In reply to ??? [2008-01-21 20:50:53 +0000 UTC]

pfff lol xDDD

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Uzukin In reply to ??? [2008-01-21 19:44:17 +0000 UTC]

yay

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plastic-photos In reply to ??? [2008-01-21 18:50:56 +0000 UTC]

i had ta comment this again ... tooo funneh lmao

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Madam-Berry In reply to ??? [2008-01-21 17:47:15 +0000 UTC]

That guy reminds me of a friend I have...
Nice.

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Marrin [2008-01-21 16:44:58 +0000 UTC]

thats really funny!

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elsei [2008-01-21 12:26:16 +0000 UTC]

What a relief! I thought I was the only one who opened jars like that.

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platonic-desire [2008-01-21 11:14:28 +0000 UTC]

woow [link]
Aroused

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wolf-antlers In reply to ??? [2008-01-21 06:27:11 +0000 UTC]

i think he was trying to impress her by opening the jar in a manly fashion.

or what he thought was manly

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DarkSideoftheSun13 [2008-01-21 04:29:54 +0000 UTC]

well she could have done that.

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BITARTZ [2008-01-21 02:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh great now there's blood on my toast!

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DarkIgnis [2008-01-21 02:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Ha........ his stupidity!!!!!! how did she get the jar there? kicking it all the way from the shop?...... lolz ^_^

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sidlives [2008-01-21 01:19:58 +0000 UTC]

she has beautiful fingernails.

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cpb99 [2008-01-20 23:46:56 +0000 UTC]

i dont get it

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mysterytwinkle [2008-01-20 21:02:31 +0000 UTC]

aww... he's so sweet~~ yet so... stupid...

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anthroman222 [2008-01-20 19:26:58 +0000 UTC]

She has no arms, he has no brains!

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PhotoTini [2008-01-20 17:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Thats good! xD
how do you think of all these funny things?

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MaYain [2008-01-20 12:19:53 +0000 UTC]

autch

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lolsaywut [2008-01-20 11:45:12 +0000 UTC]

...
L
O
L

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MeeShikins [2008-01-20 11:08:32 +0000 UTC]

This is FRICKED up. lol

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D3W177 [2008-01-20 08:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Hello! I have no comment.

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dunkler-adlig [2008-01-20 06:54:57 +0000 UTC]

she should have specified HOW he was to open the jam

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lanscapes [2008-01-20 04:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh! Oh! my turn!

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haruko-doe [2008-01-20 04:10:10 +0000 UTC]

that one caught me kinda off guard. I love the big smile on the guy's face after he bashes his head.
Priceless

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topazcloud-si [2008-01-20 02:24:23 +0000 UTC]

headbut!!!!!!!!!!

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BotherMeOro [2008-01-19 22:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Only the coolest of cool people open their jam jars like that.

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TheBunny [2008-01-19 19:19:56 +0000 UTC]

I like that the armless woman has wonderfully large boobs.

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megan666hellsing [2008-01-19 18:16:09 +0000 UTC]

lol XDD

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kyphoscoliosis [2008-01-19 17:03:18 +0000 UTC]

You're so fantastically random :3 I love it ><

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pools-of-gray-water [2008-01-19 16:19:19 +0000 UTC]

owwww
but delicious as well!

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Shadow-T-Matsumoto In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 16:05:17 +0000 UTC]

This was completely random... I like random people!

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SophiaDragonMaster In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 15:43:38 +0000 UTC]

Yummy glass-jam.

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Cibbwin In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 11:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Fucking genius.

Poor woman's jam is wasted, though.

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GammaSatori In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 08:14:05 +0000 UTC]

she got no arms

he got no brain

it all evens out

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fate-will-last In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 05:27:12 +0000 UTC]

what no more toe jam? that truly made me laugh something severe

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numberman123 In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:33:22 +0000 UTC]

It helps build your immune system. XD

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ConcreteVision In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:02:43 +0000 UTC]

lol the glass in his forehead looks a tad painful

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brightshade782 In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 02:32:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol that's mean.

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Homicidalrevolver In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 02:13:26 +0000 UTC]

his expression after smashing the jar is priceless

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zentherebel In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 01:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Gives head bang a whole new meaning...

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tInYgLoMpSjOo In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 00:39:18 +0000 UTC]

And that's how we use our heads boys and girls...

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Jason-XXX In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 00:33:43 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha, great one kris i couldn't stop laughing

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lazarusmumble In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 00:07:41 +0000 UTC]

I had something funny to say, but I forgot.

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