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Our heavenly me.Zombie Jesus makes an out of holiday appearence? It's a holiday miracle!
Zombie Jesus who? You ask?
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Kind of. Stress and mean Jew jokes.
(How many times can a Jew be put into an oven? o0)
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:33:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh! You`re a jew? And I don`t know. How many?
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:35:36 +0000 UTC]
I am a Jew, so these jokes are very mean.
(I don't know, I forgot... *fail*)
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:36:42 +0000 UTC]
) I don`t tell Jew jokes.
) And I don`t get any Jew joke.
) I don`t know why though.
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:38:18 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha, that's good. I've got no problem with lighthearted jokes, and the whole 'all in good fun' thing. I just don't like ones like "What's the difference between a Jew and a pissa?"
"The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
Those ones kind of... frighten me.
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:39:12 +0000 UTC]
I don`t get it. What`s with the oven thing??
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:40:13 +0000 UTC]
It's talking about the Holocaust, I believe, when the Nazis all but cooked the Jews in the camps.
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:41:38 +0000 UTC]
Oh. Is that related to the Hitler thingo?? I really don`t know okay, so don`t get offended. )
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:42:50 +0000 UTC]
It is.
Ah, it's okay. You're not expected to know everything about every part of the world. xD
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:45:09 +0000 UTC]
Oh okay. I don`t like Hitler. And I don`t look at religion. I treat everyone fairly. The way he.. burned the Jews like that... What the hell.
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:47:13 +0000 UTC]
Hitler was sick. He had some sort of idea in his mind that only the 'perfect' humans should live. It wasn't just Jews he had killed either, it was Gypsies and gays and war prisoners and Russians and everyone he didn't think was perfect.
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chichayandgucci In reply to Necromancer-Staff [2010-05-13 17:55:58 +0000 UTC]
Wow. What an ass. Glad he`s dead. )
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Necromancer-Staff In reply to chichayandgucci [2010-05-13 17:57:30 +0000 UTC]
Totally.))))))
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peep-unplugged In reply to ??? [2009-12-18 15:05:01 +0000 UTC]
if your going to get offended by this your obviously taking everything way too seriously :I
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chichayandgucci In reply to peep-unplugged [2009-12-19 05:36:52 +0000 UTC]
OF COURSE I`M TAKING IT SERIOUSLY!! HE`S OFFENDING GOD!
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peep-unplugged In reply to chichayandgucci [2009-12-19 14:11:50 +0000 UTC]
comix arent srs bsns :I
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chichayandgucci In reply to peep-unplugged [2009-12-20 08:35:01 +0000 UTC]
What are you saying? CAN YOU SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH?? if u tlk lyk dis don`t talk to me.
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peep-unplugged In reply to chichayandgucci [2009-12-20 14:39:33 +0000 UTC]
comix are not srs bsns :I
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chichayandgucci In reply to peep-unplugged [2009-12-21 07:43:11 +0000 UTC]
Dude, you don`t even use PROPER ENGLISH. It`s MY opinion, LIVE WITH IT.
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peep-unplugged In reply to chichayandgucci [2009-12-21 21:54:02 +0000 UTC]
comix are not srs bsns :I
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chichayandgucci In reply to peep-unplugged [2009-12-22 06:33:19 +0000 UTC]
Dude, whatever. I don`t get what you`re saying and you`re just fucking spamming me. Just shut the fuck up and mind your own "bsns."
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AkatsukiWizard In reply to ??? [2009-02-09 23:47:10 +0000 UTC]
It's a god-damn joke! And people have the right to believe what they want to believe.
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chichayandgucci In reply to AkatsukiWizard [2009-03-16 10:06:03 +0000 UTC]
well im just voicing out my opinion! i have the right to so respect it!
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SnarkyFox In reply to ??? [2007-12-07 04:55:54 +0000 UTC]
Um... I don't see why this pisses people off so much. I guess Jesus and God are so self centered and stuck up they couldn't laugh at themselves so they made it wrong. ^^ Heh. God is self conscious! Loser...
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chichayandgucci In reply to SnarkyFox [2007-12-07 10:23:32 +0000 UTC]
you SUCK!! i hope you go to hell...
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AkatsukiWizard In reply to chichayandgucci [2009-02-09 23:45:29 +0000 UTC]
With hopeing someone to go to hell, shouldn't you go to hell?
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chichayandgucci In reply to AkatsukiWizard [2009-03-16 10:06:50 +0000 UTC]
do you go to school? because thats not how you spell HOPING.
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Meepeh In reply to chichayandgucci [2007-12-11 20:20:09 +0000 UTC]
it's incredibly rude to damn people to hell.
and this is a little jokey comic.
my friend is a christian and is VERY devout to her religion. she found this comic hilarious when she saw it.
and fyi, there are lots of religions with lots of gods. so what you're saying is, the whole world should be christian? i'm sure some people have found that offensive. good job. (:
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Meepeh In reply to chichayandgucci [2007-12-12 19:26:33 +0000 UTC]
thank you.
i hope you learned your lesson.
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Blitzkreig-Storm In reply to ??? [2007-11-10 05:58:15 +0000 UTC]
Its called comedy. And I think you need a big old dose of it. I'm sure there are plenty Christians on here who thought it was funny. But anyways, not to start a fight. But come on. Lighten up.
<3 this comic
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chichayandgucci In reply to Blitzkreig-Storm [2009-12-21 07:46:12 +0000 UTC]
Well, it`s MY opinion. I have a right to say my opinion don`t I?
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Blitzkreig-Storm In reply to chichayandgucci [2009-12-21 08:35:36 +0000 UTC]
Where did I ever say your opinion was invalid? Also, I made my comment months and months ago. I frankly don't really care anymore?
Lets just go on with our day, kind sir or madam. I'll be not making comments on any further responses. Happy Holidays.
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DarkIgnis In reply to ??? [2007-10-30 02:49:35 +0000 UTC]
omg!.......*Looks around* not as many freakouts as i thought i would see..... anyhoo Zombies jeebuss rules! lmao! ^_^
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RMXmixednuts In reply to ??? [2007-10-28 02:25:24 +0000 UTC]
That's the hospital folk holding me back.
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cherry-flavored-rain In reply to ??? [2007-10-27 18:15:43 +0000 UTC]
Yay for zombie Jesus!
(:
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emukid In reply to ??? [2007-10-11 10:05:26 +0000 UTC]
ur all stuck up over rated christens KRIS WILSONS A GOD
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danetenshijanai In reply to ??? [2007-10-08 15:04:00 +0000 UTC]
X3! yay Zombies~!
Spreading zombie-ish love~
~Dane
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Darkenmarr In reply to ??? [2007-10-08 07:37:48 +0000 UTC]
O.o
*doesn't say anything... is Christian*
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shadowNavi In reply to ??? [2007-10-02 01:55:43 +0000 UTC]
see I'm reading your comments and god will you just be quiet reading these comments just made my day a bad one..soooooo WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE ANYONE?!
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Umiland In reply to ??? [2007-09-29 14:43:58 +0000 UTC]
XD i like that jesus nwn looks kawaii
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Mr-Bojango In reply to ??? [2007-09-29 13:52:23 +0000 UTC]
..Im goint to type in Leet style now..
ZOMG ROXORZ 14 7331 XD....AREZ
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