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Published: 2016-09-23 22:13:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1429; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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Crotchface's weird head placement is not just unfortunate, it's downright dangerous! Maybe he should have had gills.Lucky for him I didn't have room to show what happens when he goes to the bathroom.
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Well, I have to say serves him right for making his form that way. Poor dragon lady got a shock of her life there. Oh, it that a doduo sun-bathing?
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Brianna Moroder? Is that a reference or pun I don't get?
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Nope, just a name I came up with at random.
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This of course inspired the cruise line's catchy little video:
"Chim-Chimera, chim-chimera, chim-chim-cheree:
You can be just as monstrous as you want to be!
Chim-Chimera, chim-chimera, chim-chim cheroo:
But if you're too silly, the joke is on you.
So check with the guidelines, and don't be a schmoo!"* 7@=Q
*(Schmoos tend to sacrifice themselves to other people's desires, however: I think the copywriters were rather hard pressed to find a good rhyme).
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