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Years ago at The Krusty Krab, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like SpongeBob, only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, he cut off his own hand by mistake. Except he wasn't a sponge! So it didn't grow back! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And...at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance. There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus, that ran him over! Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand... He opens the door... He slowly approaches the counter! And HE GETS YA!

Description
Years ago at The Krusty Krab, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like SpongeBob, only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, he cut off his own hand by mistake. Except he wasn't a sponge! So it didn't grow back! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And...at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance. There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus, that ran him over! Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand... He opens the door... He slowly approaches the counter! And HE GETS YA!