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Published: 2023-10-03 01:22:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 28432; Favourites: 105; Downloads: 26
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“Good afternoon, Madison. How are you?””Not as well as I’d like to be, Doctor,” she replied. “I’m hoping we can sort that out.”
”Of course, I understand.” Natalie adjusted her clipboard and looked over the pages. “From what your intake form says, you’ve been having some distress from problems with your head? Could you elaborate on what you mean?”
Madison launched into the discussion. “Oh, I sure can! First thing is hearing. I-“
”Is it hard for you to hear?”
”N-no, if anything, it’s too easy.” Madison saw that her Doctor, Natalie, looked puzzled by this, so she continued. “Like, I have to hear SO MUCH I *don’t* want to hear, like traffic, and machinery, and people, and dogs - I want to hear stuff way less.”
”Uh…huh. Well, that’s-“
”I also can’t stand a lot of the stuff I’ve seen, either! Sure, there’s like, a hot guy or girl sometimes, but a ton of people are just, UGH, y’know? And like, that’s not all I don’t want to see, but I can see too well and by the time I see it it’s too late to do anything about it!”
Natalie was biting her lower lip. She was both dumbfounded by the stupidity of Madison’s concerns and tested by her ability to prevent herself from snapping at her. She wanted to respond to her patient, but she could not think of a response to save her life. Thankfully, Natalie’s pause spurred Madison’s memory.
”Oh, yeah - awkward silences? Like, conversations in general? I have to hear people talk and then *I* have to talk to *them* and that’s so much effort and I don’t want to have to deal with that like ever.” Madison shrugged with her hands up, them let her arms fall. Her hands smacked her thighs. “Like, my head just has a lot of issues I don’t like.”
“If you give it time, I think a lot of people would agree that those things do cause stress sometimes, but that it’s all part of life. You take the good with the bad here.”
Madison huffed. “So I’m, like, stuck with all this? I really don’t want to deal with it anymore.”
The expression on Natalie’s face showed everything she was thinking; ‘I can’t believe this is the conversation I’m having’. It was completely missed by Madison. “Yeah, there’s nothing I can prescribe for this problem. Short of removing your head, you’re going to-“
”Yeah let’s do that!”
“Eh…excuse me?”
”Remove my head!”
Natalie stared at this moron for a solid five seconds in silence. Madison grinned from ear to ear with no idea that Natalie was thinking this was the dumbest person she’s talked to this year. And yet…
“I, uh - listen. Madison. Though this is a procedure I actually can do, I think it’s best-“
”Nah. Take it away from me, Doc. Cut it off, rip it off, I don’t care, but I’d rather hear nothing than listen to another coworker bitch to me about some dumb divorce or friend drama or anything else.”
Natalie had a hunch initially, but now she was certain; Madison wasn’t just an idiot. She was a mean, selfish idiot. And if such a person was so ready to do the world a favor…
”…You know what, Madison? Sure. Let’s get you set up for emergency surgery.”
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A variation/AU of the same two end characters at play in “A Recurring Donation” was not my initial intention when I started writing this story, but the idea of “Draw it again” inspired me to “Write it again” here.
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