HOME | DD

#mlp #twilightvelvet #filltwilight #shiningarmor #twilightsparkle #fillytwilightsparkle
Published: 2017-01-01 20:18:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 27677; Favourites: 484; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description
Commission to:HAPPY NEW YEAR!
A comic of Filly Twily being naive and adorable! :3
No, there is no FIW or any weird implications behind it. XD
So don't start!
-----
SUPPORT MY ART DUMBFUCKERY ON PATREON!
--------
INSTAGRAM | TWITTER | DISCORD SERVER
Related content
Comments: 114
Rameslack [2017-01-02 12:54:10 +0000 UTC]
And thats why you dont lie and just tell it like it is
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
rautamiekka In reply to Rameslack [2017-01-20 22:13:54 +0000 UTC]
Although there's a relatively high chance of the kid going pervy (especially if a boy) and trying out the job in practise, which'll be just penetrating since a kid in this age can't become pregnant and can't cum, I agree with you.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
SnowyLilacs In reply to Rameslack [2017-01-02 13:41:35 +0000 UTC]
yeah but for most kids,it'd go over their heads depending on their age....so yeah gotta go slow then build it up as they get older
👍: 1 ⏩: 1
Rameslack In reply to SnowyLilacs [2017-01-02 14:03:59 +0000 UTC]
That might be so but still a lot of kids are more clever then we give them credit for
👍: 1 ⏩: 0
WonderboltfanRainbow In reply to ??? [2017-01-02 06:06:00 +0000 UTC]
That's kind of a DIRTY DANCING another meaning of the phrase; "C'om on let's dance~ BABY!"
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Maverickwolfzx [2017-01-02 05:41:57 +0000 UTC]
I prefer the short version to avoid misunderstandings.
cdn.hitfix.com/photos/5818977/…
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MagisterEx72 [2017-01-02 05:36:43 +0000 UTC]
Why can't adults be just honest and tell the truth about this subject. I'm sure the kids will understand that they'll have to do it when they're older.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
AJR001 [2017-01-02 05:29:14 +0000 UTC]
And this is why you're better off telling them the truth in a well-educated way...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
HalflingPony In reply to ??? [2017-01-02 05:20:22 +0000 UTC]
You've already got a dragon, Twilight. Don't be greedy. Leave some foals for the other dancers.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
JustJoeKing In reply to ??? [2017-01-02 05:19:54 +0000 UTC]
*mugs Twilight for her shoes and hops out the window*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MiragePotato In reply to ??? [2017-01-02 04:04:56 +0000 UTC]
oooooooooooooooooooooooook XD
well on one side, genetic is not strict in horses as it is on humans... so they wont have any biologic problem
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
SPB2015 [2017-01-02 03:23:32 +0000 UTC]
This is why you give the old tried and true answer to little kids about where babies come from "I'll tell you when you're older."
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
treehugger0123 In reply to SPB2015 [2017-01-02 16:23:57 +0000 UTC]
Then you'll never hear the end of "Now I'm older so tell me!"
👍: 1 ⏩: 0
GreatTeacherDiCenso [2017-01-02 03:06:51 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!! Should have seen that coming Velvet!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
darthrivan [2017-01-02 02:23:16 +0000 UTC]
Well it does take two to tango and...no, no, no, no.
Brilliant comic.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
cajobif [2017-01-02 02:05:22 +0000 UTC]
Twilight Velvet: Thank goodness for her childhood naivety.
Shining rushed into the kitchen, a worried look onto his face.
Shining Armor: MOOOOOOOM!!!
TV: What is it Shining?
SA: It's Twilight! S-she wants me to dance with her!
TV: Huh? What's wrong about that?.....
SA: S-she told me she wanted to make a baby with me!
TV: What?!
SA: Wait! Is that the really the way we make-
TV: No! It's not!
She put her hoof on her face.
TC: Why I told her that?
It was at this moment Night Light opened the front door and got inside, putting a book on the counter with his magic.
Night Light: Oh my goodness, what a day!
TV: Night Light? You're home early.
NL: Yeah. Something bad happened at... Hey Shining! How is it going big guy? Are you doing your homeworks?
SA: H-hello dad. Yes I was until...
NL: What?
SA: Uh...
TV: Hey! What about a...
Night Light cantered to Twilight Velvet and took her in his fore hooves.
TV: Night! W-what are you doing?
He began to dance with her in front of the confuse teenager colt.
NL: Dancing with my little ray of...
Twilight Velvet suddenly froze and stare at a little filly who was in the doorway.
SA: Twilight!
NL: What?
Twilight had stars into her eyes and big grin across her face. Night turned his head to check what was going on.
NL: Twilight! Honey! How is going?
Twilight: Are you going to make the magic dance that mom just told me about?
The father let a confused look on his face.
NL: Huh? What dance?
T: Mommy told me for ponies make babies they must perform a magic dance! Are you going to make me a little sister? Do you mind that I take note and...
SA: A little sister? I want a little brother!
T: Hey! I asked first!
SA: No way!
T: Yes way!
NL: ENOUGH!
They both stared at their father who let got of Velvet who was red in embarrassment.
NL: She told you that, eh?
He glanced at her wife, who laughed nervously.
NL: Well... She actually haven't told you the exact details!
TV: What.
T: Really?
SA: Huh?
NL: The two ponies must make a Super Secret Magical Dance that its teaching have been transmitted from father to the son days before his wedding! And only before his wedding!
SA: Uh, dad?
NL: Not now, Shiny. But... This is strictly between father and son! So, for the daughter her mother will teach her. Then, the night following their wedding, under the Moon an after eating a very special honey, they will execute the Dance and that day, er, night they will create their first foal. That's why it's called.... a Honeymoon.
Twilight remained had her jaw dropped and stars in her eyes, while Velvet facehoofed.
T: Wow!
SA: Bullsh-
Night cut his son with a glare.
SA: ...ossible...?
T: Really mom? Is it true?
Night looked at her with a grin with the filly's gaze on her.
TV: Um. Y-yeah. B-but just I wanted to wait until then.
T: So, you are going to teach me one day?
TV: Not until you get married.
She faked a laugh. Then got serious.
TV: And.... it doesn't work between brother and sister. It's immoral.
SA: Are you going to teach me too.... dad?
NL: Shining?
SA: Uh, yes dad?
NL: Go to your room.
SA: What? But...
He gestured to his room. Shiny left with a frown on his face.
SA: Not fair.
NL: Oh. Shining?
SA: What?
He gestured him silently while Twilight was distracted that if he tell her the truth, he would never let him date Cadance. Ever! With a shocked face, he nodded and ran to his room. The father nodded to himself, satisfied.
T: So... Mom? Uh... H-how long does that dance lasts?
TV: Mmm. Not very long.
Night Light got a coughing spell.
T: Daddy? Are you okay?
NL: I'm.... fine. Thank you.
He saw his wife grinning.
NL: B-but it has its meaning!
TV: True. It is also quite... fun.
NL: Fun? Just fun? Seriously? After everything I did for...
TV: Night Light!
NL: What?
She gestured at Twilight kept staring at them, quill and scroll floating in front of her.
T: I-I wrote down everything you said. Uh... dad? What exactly you did?
NL: Oh, ponyfeather.
TV: Twilight! Go to your room! Your father and I need to talk.
T: What? B-but...
NL: Oh! I was forgetting!
He used his magic to float a book from the counter.
NL: Hey, Twilight! Guess what? I brought you the book you asked me about.
T: You did? Yay!
She took the book and ran to her room, leaving the scroll falling on the ground.
NL: Phew! I never expected this today. Even being saved by a book!
TV: You mean abusing of her child naivety and bluntly lying to her?
NL: Bah. She will discover everything herself eventually. Until then...
He made his horn glow and the paper took ablaze. He let out a relieved sigh.
NL: Honey? What did you mean by 'not very long'?
She shrugged.
👍: 1 ⏩: 1
KoronKorak In reply to cajobif [2017-01-02 09:54:19 +0000 UTC]
Haha well done for the comic! and this follow-up is a good job too ^^
👍: 1 ⏩: 1
cajobif In reply to KoronKorak [2017-01-02 17:54:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! However, give the credits to AniRichie. She made the comic and came up with the idea. I just wrote that story down just for fun.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
KoronKorak In reply to cajobif [2017-01-02 21:00:15 +0000 UTC]
haha you're welcomed! Yeah AniRichie have made the biggest part, and boh made me laugh, congrats for everyone!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
heathfiedler [2017-01-02 01:34:25 +0000 UTC]
Lmao!! Poor shining im not sure thats what he wanted to hear from his sisters mouth..
👍: 1 ⏩: 0
Claw11 [2017-01-02 00:58:06 +0000 UTC]
I see another great fanfiction idea for Twilight X Shining
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
TricksterWolf [2017-01-02 00:38:06 +0000 UTC]
hot
...er, what did I say?! I meant 'cute', of course. Heh.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MDWebster In reply to ??? [2017-01-01 23:56:19 +0000 UTC]
I've had the time of my life.
Heh, sorry with the title like that, I had to reference that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Test4Echo7 In reply to ??? [2017-01-01 23:52:19 +0000 UTC]
This made me laugh out loud. I think Shining might need some therapy from Twilight's misguided suggestion.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
QuantumBranching In reply to ??? [2017-01-01 23:40:43 +0000 UTC]
Heh. Although I'd think Twilight would want to go to the library and do some dance research first.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
theMLPfan34 In reply to ??? [2017-01-01 23:34:17 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!!!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
That was hilarious!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
EqDBot [2017-01-01 23:30:01 +0000 UTC]
This Deviation was featured in the following Equestria Daily Post www.equestriadaily.com/2017/01… Thank you for providing pony material for all of us to enjoy
(This bot is unofficial, it is NOT affiliated with Equestria Daily. If you do not wish to get these notifications anymore, please just block this account.)
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
BB-K [2017-01-01 22:29:46 +0000 UTC]
Twilight isn't old enough and now she's getting into the idea.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Phaedrolous In reply to ziyerder [2017-01-01 23:46:15 +0000 UTC]
Have you ever visited fimfiction?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
| Next =>