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THIS SEASON <33 Omg it was glorious as fuck, I loved everyone in the F8 <33 Amazing characters and it's hard to hate most of them, probably why like half of them are in blue! Whoops! The story was AMAZING and it always kept me interested in what happened next and I always never wanted to go to bed just so I could keep watching.
#16: Osten Taylor: He was great in his first episode, but after that he really died down to just a miserable bitch for no reason. Like I get not feeling good and the weather is getting you especially when you're only wearing shorts lmao, but everytime he bitched he said "I'm going to catch" and "I'm going to be" and as the season progressed... he never was sick lol. He was just bitching for the sake of bitching and he took up the place where other people could've went further. I usually ~get~ quitters (NaOnka, Kelly, Kathy, Dana) but he was pathetic.
#15: Shawn Cohen: Definition of a bully :badasp: but seriously he was really rude for no reason to Rupert and made him feel bad about himself. I do not condone. I hated when Burton did it too, but Burton came back and got a whole lot better afterwards. Shawn was straight cunt all the way through.
#14: Ryan Shoulders: Idk it's hard to hate him so I'm sticking to orange for him. Yeah he was the underdog and stuff just cause he was weak, but I mean lol when you're in that position you try to talk to people, not get Lil to do it for you. He bothered me just cause he didn't do any shit at all and just gave people a better reason to want him gone.
#13: Ryno Opray: He had his c00t moments with the pelican and all, but overall never left an impression on me to like him lol.
#12: Michelle Tasauro: She was pretty amazing in her last episode lmfao (sad song while she's throwing up over and over again <333) but she's just dumb and went with the wrong people, and was kind of a cunt about it. W/e idc about her.
#11: Nicole Delma: Pretty great first boot, I lul everytime I think about her and how robbed she was just cause she opened her mouth and everyone hated her so much she changed the boot from the worthless male to her <33 But kinda boring and she was the first boot lmao so idc.
#10: Tijuana Bradley: Lmao she's borderline green, but her first and last episodes were amazing enough to push her into green <3 She was so good most of the time, cause she was sort of just there, but when she got attention she got bitchy over stupid stuff <3 And her CP episode omw, robbed.
#9: Trish Dunn: lul. She's SO random and her edit alol I can't even.
#8: Burton Roberts: I kinda hated him in his first couple of episodes cause he was in the same boat of Shawn, but when he came back he was so righteous <3 He was a giant power player and I loved him, but then I think he felt comfy with Jon a lil too much and he went down on my rankings, but he was still pretty great <3
#7: Rupert Boneham: Lol I was so up and down with him every episode lmfao. He could be such a douche for no reason a lot of times, but other times he was such a trainwreck it was hilarious. He had tons of good moments and his blindside was amazingly satisfying, so I think overall I really liked him!
#6: Andrew Savage: Alol I know people call him a giant douche but I kind of love him for it cause it wasn't arrogant or anything like that, it was just simply trying to pull his shit tribe together so they could try to win SOMETHING lol. He was really great leader and I enjoyed him for the most part.
#5: Darrah Johnson: <333333333333333333333333 So random and lulzy. What did she ever say that wasn't gibberish and hilarious? Nothing.
#4: Christa Hastie: Lmao most people don't really care about her but she's kind of my random fave?? Her awful voice <3 I loved her cause she was really righteous during the episodes where she SHINED like when Rupert was kidnapped, she led the charge against Burton for being an asshole <33333 When she was CP she was amazing, and her second to last episode was great too.
#3: Jon Dalton: He was an AMAZING villain. He started off like he had no idea what the fuck he was doing and just randomly screaming at people for telling him what to do, but eventually he rose to greatness and dominated everything and somehow turned all of his enemies to doing his bidding, and his story was COMPLETE when he was wallowing in sadness when he lost to Lil <333333 That final challenge. Holy Jesus was it amazing.
#2: Lillian Morris: Holylol. She had such a sad story and ugh it makes me cry thinking about it ;__; She was bullied in her beginning episodes and voted out and it seemed like that was that, but she ROSE BACK FROM THE GRAVE and took out anyone who ever crossed her and was so fucking righteous about it. She was absolutely legendary and anyone who disagrees can SHUT IT! Obviously her best scene was the final challenge, that pretty much just sums up Lil as a whole on Survivor.
#1: Sandra Diaz-Twine: Currently my favorite winner, she was SO amazing. It's like having that pesky bitch who no one really likes who goes mid-merge, but her actually fighting it out on her own when Rupert left and made sure that she and Christa were safe and went to hilarious ways to strategize and get herself out of trouble. Her bush strategy (inlove) That's my favorite strategy ever. She was hilarious and did NOT back down to anyone and even threw her BFF Christa under so she could go further. Legendary winner <3
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