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Published: 2010-09-22 09:26:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1225; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 4
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Description I made this in one hour as a warm up, and I couldn't stop giggling.

Ever wondered how Apocalypse keeps his lips so soft and blue? Well, he shops at Vancome, that is, he used to. He was just trying out a brand new shade of indigo, when Kathy Wajanowski showed up and ruined his shopping pleasure.

Kathy: How may I help you, RuPaul?
Eh: Yes, please, I can't decide between indigo and azure. Which one do you think brings out my eyes better.
Kathy: To be honest, I'm surprised you haven't gouged your eyes out after seeing yourself in the mirror.

If you feel creeped out after seeing this, I did my job. Isn't he cute, trying to put on some make up, all by himself? Despite being several millenniums old, he still doesn't know not to apply lipstick outside of his lipline.

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Comments: 83

LannaD In reply to ??? [2010-09-30 20:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Someone's might get spanked now...

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 21:14:31 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: I will truly spank her!
Hecate: HEHEH me like that

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 05:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Kiiinkyyyy!!

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 12:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Look cuz if I spank her she won't get up in a week
Hecate: Hehe!*jumps to Apocalypse back's*

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 12:59:56 +0000 UTC]

Naughty... both of you.

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 16:14:32 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Yeah we are naughty when we aren't at work
Hecate: *smirk*

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 16:20:20 +0000 UTC]

So, what time do you get off?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 16:21:24 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: *wonder* Hmmm like when we don't have plans to attack
Hecate: Heheah

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 16:31:18 +0000 UTC]

And that's, like... never?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 16:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: It's kinda the oppsite we have almost all the time without plans
Hecate: *laugh*

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 16:47:31 +0000 UTC]

How nice...

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 16:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Yeah..it is *looks witn a naughty smile to Hecate*
Hecate: That smile scares me

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 17:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Not me! Are you free this evening?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 17:55:41 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Plans with her
Hecate: OH YEAH

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-10-01 18:07:19 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, then.

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-10-01 18:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: That's ok

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Why-So-Seriouss In reply to ??? [2010-09-24 00:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Truly disturbing and extremely hilarious at the same time! I love that combo! The true Apocalips revealed!

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LannaD In reply to Why-So-Seriouss [2010-09-24 06:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I was hoping to make it disturbing enough for people to cringe. How about a kiss from En?

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LoveMyBlueBully In reply to ??? [2010-09-22 18:11:08 +0000 UTC]

Freakin' LOL!!! Where do you come up with this stuff? It is creepy, but at the same time he looks kinda cute with his lips all pouty like that. This looks so awesome btw. The lines, the color and the shading are all top notch. And in only one hour?! I shall bow now.

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LannaD In reply to LoveMyBlueBully [2010-09-22 20:43:01 +0000 UTC]

References, dear, references. Thank you,and I'm glad you were creeped out and amused by my little idea. Thanks for bowing, as well.

P.S. Imagine your picture "Easy Prey", only with Apocalypse in Sinister's place, and Sinister in Forge's. "Mi scusi..."

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LoveMyBlueBully In reply to LannaD [2010-09-23 03:00:19 +0000 UTC]

lol I forgot, nice play on his name there. Apoca-lips.

Or maybe Apocalypse would be saying to Sinister 'Naguzi'.

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LannaD In reply to LoveMyBlueBully [2010-09-23 05:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

I think a little Egyptian symbol of a guy humping another guy in his word bubble would be more appropriate, considering Apocalypse's origin.

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LoveMyBlueBully In reply to LannaD [2010-09-23 16:09:30 +0000 UTC]

No kissy kissy.

lol I guess that is true.

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LannaD In reply to LoveMyBlueBully [2010-09-23 17:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Not for you, for Sinister.

Wouldn't that be hilarious?

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Bundorgh19 [2010-09-22 17:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Pretty cool sis.

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LannaD In reply to Bundorgh19 [2010-09-22 17:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Lylithix [2010-09-22 16:54:31 +0000 UTC]

It's nice to see that Apocalypse isn't afraid to wear lipstick, though it's probably something most would rather not know. It does make you wonder though, whether or not Sinister ever touches himself up with makeup, though with his dress sense most likely anything goes. It's nice though that you've made something funny and a little disturbing at the same time.

*Imagines Apocalypse singing 'Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me' and pouting suggestively at Sinister who blushes and giggles shyly*

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LannaD In reply to Lylithix [2010-09-22 17:10:28 +0000 UTC]

I always wondered why he has blue lips, and this is one of the more plausible answers. After all, in ancient Egypt, men wore make up, too. I can't even begin to think what Sinister might be doing to himself, and I'd rather not find out. I'm glad it amused and disturbed you.

*pictures 's picture "Easy Prey", only with Sinister in Forge's place, and Apocalypse saying "Mi scusi"*

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Shacolarn In reply to ??? [2010-09-22 12:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Frankie : lol

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LannaD In reply to Shacolarn [2010-09-22 12:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol, indeed.

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MyFavouriteFetish In reply to ??? [2010-09-22 09:58:00 +0000 UTC]



HAHAHA, very original. Love the idea.

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LannaD In reply to MyFavouriteFetish [2010-09-22 10:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I really enjoyed making this.

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