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Published: 2010-08-24 00:45:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 5778; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 46
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ok this is basically a joke that myself and a friend had about what would happen if Alvin and Brittany did get together....oh well the bitch had it coming lol
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BRITTANY!!! D':
WHAT DID U DONE TO HER?!
Oh noes...my fave chipette
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oh its ok. she'll bounce back. it was just a small joke. as they always fight. but you know i show her respect in all my other works. lol
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hey your right about that. lol
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Oh my smooootth XD what did Brittany do this time? XD oh my lol
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right, thats the thing. what did she do this time lol. she has a smart ass mouth you know that , and well i guess Alvin had enough lol
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Haha indeed, I know Alvin and that stupid short temper he's got.
Oh, and just to tell you, I commented on MsMeme's journal entry, you could go check out my comment to see what I said. I just thought I could explain a little too. (seeing how I was caught in the middle of this argument)
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lol dude i am so sorry about that
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Oh no it's fine sweetie, I get caught in the middle of fights with my real friends all the time. (stupid immature girl drama that they obviously CAN'T control.)
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O...M...G...
You should see my parents!
Poor Brittany... Oh well Brittany pissed him off so Alvin punches her. Nothing out of the usual in my big Family!
But what would Eleanor react?
This SCARES me.... 
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Eleanor doesn't have a reaction cause this was just a random pic. they're is no continuity in any of my other pics or fanfictions. so actually this is just a big ole what if lol. and uh...this reminds your of your parent? hm...mine too.
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Okay! Sorry bout the parents I know how it feels!
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eh what can you do right
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l. o. l. thats funny lol
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lol yeah i thought so too. i guess a lot of Alvin X Brittany fans wouldn't agree tho. oh well can't please everyone. thanks
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well done, i sure do love seeing my favourite childhood characters in abusive relationships.
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come on, there my favorite too. and lets be honest if they continued on the same path when they got older something like this was sure to happen. well either this or they just wouldn't be friends at all. i like this idea better lol
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Yikes! Ouuchie! Sometimes I think their constant arguments would come to this. Hm, nice action there. Well done in a way. Still I would rather think of the back story as:
Alvin: "And that's for getting my Master pic deleted AGAIN!"
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lmao cause its always her fault right
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Ouch. Too bad for Alvin that he'll get jailed for this.
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Three days later
Alvin (in jail): I'm inoccent. I'm inoccent!
Eleanor: This is why I hate it when my sisters visit. Alvin you knew better. Are you Homer Simpson?
Alvin: No! ItΒ΄s not my fault! Bithes won't shut the fuck up!
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Eleanor *sighs* I'll bail you out. *kisses him* I can't let my love rot in here.
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David: Mom, when is Dad gonna be free from Jail? It's been two weeks.
Eleanor: I'm sorry kids, but Jail can be harsh. (doorbell rings) That must be aunt Jeanette.
Amber: Mommy did it have to be your sisters?
Eleanor: I'm sorry sweetie but I had no choice. nNow kids, no fighting, no overlaoding the bathroom, and Aj..
AJ: Yeah mom?
Eleanor: No swinging on the candle chandeliers. We don't want any more accidents.
AJ: Mom! I was bored!
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Eleanor- Well, at least Jeanette is my 'nice sister'.
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Eleanor:Jeanette food is on the fridge, phone number on the table.
Bye darlings. (leaves)
AJ: I'm bored!
Jeanette (scowls): AJ then do you're homework. You are so like your father.
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Jeanette then softens her voice and face.
Jeanette- And when you finish, we'll play videogames together.
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AJ: Fine.
Amber: Okay.
David: Whatever floats your boat. (Leaves)
Jeanette: That was fast. (Reads a book)
(later a scream)
Jeanette: Oh no!! (she goes to the bathroom and scowls. AJ and David are at the tub naked and splashing each other. Amber is naked as well with water wings; like a naked pool party. ) AJ! DAVID! AMBER!
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The 3 kids- Yeah?
Jeanette *sighs* Now I know how David felt all those years with the guys.
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David: I don't have kids.
AJ: Of course you don't, shitter!
Jeanette: What did you say, AJ?
AJ: You mean? Sh*tter? (Jeanette screams in terror)
Jeanette: David, Amber I want to talk to your older brother for the moment.
David: Yes, aunt Jeanette. (he helps Amber put on her blouse and thy come back to fully clothed. Jeanette scowls at AJ. )
Jeanette: You don't repeat those words ever again! Where'd you hear it.
AJ: I don't remeber.
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Jeanette- Well, don't repeat it. And when I said 'David', I was talking about your dad and Uncles Theodore and Simon's father.
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Jeanette. WTF? (She sees AJ hanging on a chandlier. ) AJ!
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AJ- Yay! I'm a monkey!
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(Alvin and Eleanor see the events. )
Alvin and Eleanor: AJJJJJJ!!!!!!
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AJ- Oops. My song.
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Alvin: Son, I'm gonna have to give you the worst punishment.
(Later)(Alvin and AJ stand naked in the yard. )
AJ: Is sitting naked in a pool a punishemnt? It seems cool.
Alvin. Oh youΒ΄ll see.
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Heh, what is he going to do?
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Alvin: Hey everybody naked dad and kid!
(A crowd of people come in and laugh. AJ goes red. )
AJ: Dad, what are you doing?
Alvin (moves his butt) Moving my booty!
AJ: Dad stop! You're embarrsing yourself!
Alvin: Okay I'll stop! (to a kid burnettte version of Brittany) Did You know AJ had a blanket.
AJ: Dad....
Alvin: Oh he cried when he lost his tooth...
AJ: Dadd....
Alvin: And he had bed wetting problems.
AJ: DADDDDD!!!! (runs to his house crying)
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Alvin- Guess I overdid it.
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The Next Day
Alvin: What's worse is now he won't talk to me.
Eleanor: Well you were harsh on the punisment, honey. I know what he did was wrong but well he's just a kid even though we were calm kids.
Alvin: Ellie, we grew up in the 80's. Bad kids were everywhere!
Eleanor: Truth. Litsen I'll talk to AJ. Okay?
Alvin: That will be fine.
(Eleanor Goes to AJ's Room. AJ is moping around. )
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AJ- I don't feel okay.
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Eleanor: Honey, I
AJ: You married a mistake, mom.
Eleanor: No..no. It's just that well he can sometimes be a little...
AJ: Mom, just look at these pictures. (He shows an album. One picture shows Alvin beating up a man in a Mickey Mouse coustume at Disneyland. Another picture shown reveals Alvin at a wedding naked and drunk.)
Eleanor: I admit he's a little protective of us and sometimes is eccrentric. But a mistake he isn't.
AJ: I hate him. He embarrassed me in front of everyon in school!
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Eleanor *sighs* And what do you think we feel when you do something that makes us go talk with your teachers?
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AJ: Shut up! Just shut up! (Leaves)
(At a councilorβs office. Eleanor and a man in glasses are in the office )
Councilor: So your son is avoiding your husband and trying and trying to kill him?
Eleanor: Mr. Davis, itβs like this: Ever since Alvin gave him this punishment heβs been ignoring him.
Councilor: What kind of punishment?
Eleanor: Standing naked in a pool outside and telling him his embarrassing stories of AJ.
Councilor: Eleanor Miller, this is the worst case Iβve seen. Your son has lost trust of his father.
(Eleanor bawls. The councilor gives her a tissue. )
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Alvin is now trying to get AJ to forgive him.
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