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>last time on my RP no.2<Tengai: But I don't want lose you.
Niki: you can follow me then
Tengai: That is a good idea. *follows beside her* Ok then go searching Red.
Niki: okay then *drives off*
>now for the continuation<
*two hours later*
Niki: well this is where the map leads us
Tengai: *proud on himself* We did it.
Niki: yes we did so you wanna go in first?
Tengai: I wanna go with you.
Niki: well this place looks similar to reds garage, only bigger *opens the door a little*
Tengai: *drive in when she wants to* Uhh...
Niki: umm, what are you doing Tengai?
Tengai: *stuck with her in the door* you seem to be getting a fat ass Niki. tss tss tss....
Niki: I am the one with a fat ass!? You’re the one with the fat ass!
Tengai: How can you dare? You are fat. You was much smaller when you was younger. *shocked by the comment, to be fat*
Niki: so were you
Tengai: *still shocked* Look at you. You have a fat ass. You shouldn't eat that much.
Niki: you eat more than me, all that pizza last night made you fat
Tengai: because you fed me with that. That doesn't count.
Niki: you wanted it
Tengai: I wonder what Red will say when he see you that Fat.
Red: hello boys and girls, glad you could join me
Niki: Red!?
Tengai: I would like to come in red. But...Niki make me stuck in here.
Red: *opens the door the whole way* there we go
Tengai: *popped in* Wrrrrwrwrrw......*shake hood* Ohh...hello Red.
Red: hi there Tengai, nice to see you again, and hello to you too Niki
Tengai: *point at Niki* There she is. *whisper to Red* don’t say anything about her back. She seems to get fatter.
Niki: hey you’re the one with the fat ass!
Red: well I am glad you are both here, like my new garage?
Tengai: It is very nice. Respect...
Red: just so the both of you know this is where I have been working for the past few days
Tengai: Why you did a new one here? *looks amazed around*
Red: well this one is newer, got more tools and is larger as you can see
Tengai: Oh yes, I see. But...why you tell us that SO late? I mean, you came every night and woke me.
Red: this is my first day off
Tengai: Ohh... I understand. Well, we would like to test one tool of you. You have maybe a set of scales?
Red: not one but three actually
Tengai: can you connect them together please? Niki said I am fat.
Red: if you couldn’t tell these were made for trucks, I think you will be able to fit on it
Tengai: Ok we'll wait. *stand a bit pissed beside Niki and whisper* Fatty.
Red: trouble in paradise again eh?
Tengai: Don't ask.
Red: I’ll take that as a yes
Tengai: *waits with Niki*
Red: *fiddle with the controls* there we go you wanna roll on up?
Tengai: Who first? Flip a coin?
Red: how about both of you at the same time, there is three of them you know
Tengai: YES!!!! *drives on one of them*
Niki: *drives onto the another one*
Red: now for the moment of truth you ready?
Tengai: *looks to Niki* ALWAYS!!!
Red: okay you really want to know the results?
Tengai: Says Niki first.
Red: well Niki is 1.5 ton
Tengai: *get a big laughter* HAAAAAAAHahahahahaaaa....*point at her and almost cries because of laughing* I told you, you are fat.
Niki: shut your mouth Tengai!
Tengai: Hey, she is MY girlfriend. *misunderstands*
Red: now do you want to know your weight Tengai?
Tengai: Sure. *looks happy*
Red: do you really want to know, it is quite high
Tengai: *get a bit worried* Uhh....ok?
Red: er… you weigh 2 tons
Tengai: WHAAAAAATT??!!! Are you sure?
Red: I am 98% sure
Tengai: *looks away from Niki and tries to ignore her* CHECK AGAIN!!!! *embarrassed*
Red: Okay I’ll reset the scales. can you get off then for a sec?
Tengai: *gets quick off and looks to Niki and whisper* You are still fat.
Red: okay you wanna hop back on?
Tengai: *jumps back on it* Now I want hear the truth.
Red: I am afraid it ain’t much better
Tengai: *turns with a blank-stare to Niki* NOT....A....WORD!!!
Red: do you want to know?
Tengai: Sure
Red: err… 1.8 ton
Tengai: *blank-stare* Niki, don't you dare laugh.
Red: well can safely say you are not the heavyset car to be on those scales
Tengai: *sarcasm* I feel very glad. I weight for real 1.8 tons?
Niki: and you call me fat *laughs*
Red: that is what the scales say
Tengai: That must be wrong. Anyway...Skyline's get never too fat. *looks proud but in a pissed way*
Red: whatever you say Tengai
Tengai: SHUT UP BOTH!!! *drives down from it to Niki* so...we are both a bit to fat. *try to count as not fatter then her*
Niki: finally we are getting somewhere
Tengai: I mean...well, a half ton. Shit. *looks sad down and see the scale* hey, moment.
Niki: what?
Tengai: Why it shows 2 tons?
Red: err umm
>to be continued in the next episode<