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So, the day is ready to begin. Jack, already kinda grumpy from not having any breakfast, tries on the headphones.

He gets back to the table, only to find that somebody must've taken his burrito!! Jack goes to try to make something for himself.

The noise happens!

Mad Jack: W-what was that for!?
InsaniDoll: You could've thought about having some of the leftover pie I made from the pumpkin last night!
Mad Jack: N-now that you mention it... *slipping back into a trance* *saved at the last second by the noise*
InsaniDoll: That was an accident.
Mad Jack: ...I-in that case, I'll get drive-thru.

Cut to around noon. Doll is enjoying her usual favorite drink. Jack happened to end his usual YouTube break off on this note.

Mad Jack: *catching a whiff of the drink* I-is that... P-... *can't even complete his word before slipping away from himself*
InsaniDoll: *pushes the button*
Mad Jack: *plugs his nose as soon as he snaps out of it* Sorry! *scampers back to his room*

30 minutes later, Jack happens across Pufftoss.

Mad Jack: Heya, Pu-- *the noise prevents him from finishing his greeting*
InsaniDoll: *right behind Jack, holding the button smugly*
Mad Jack: Buttons!! I was just calling him by his name!
InsaniDoll: Beginner's mistake. They have the same first two letters.

Around dinner time, Jack is wondering what's for dinner.

InsaniDoll: If you so much as mention pumpkins passively, *pushes the button*
Mad Jack: Owww!
InsaniDoll: Now, what do you want for dinner?
Mad Jack: How about some soup? And by the way, don't just go around abusing that button *grabs it, pushing it several times, nearly destroying his own ears in the process* like you're the Kremling Queen or something.
InsaniDoll: I'm trying to condition you to stop thinking about pumpkins, because every time you do, you become distant and try to eat everything orange you see.
Mad Jack: *removes his headphones* Listen, baby, the only thing you're conditioning me to do right now is fly into some sort of rage at the drop of a hat.
InsaniDoll: It's okay if you don't like the noise. My point is--
Mad Jack: Your point is that you're TRYING to make me as mad as my name would imply!! Don't pretend like you're not, because you can't fool someone like me!! You're so indecent as to just PRESS THAT GOD-FORSAKEN BUTTON every time I do ANYTHING!! I have an idea, maybe I'll shove those headphones onto YOU, and press that button every 5 minutes until your brain explodes!!
InsaniDoll: ...What I was trying to say, is that I wanted you to think about the noise every time you thought about pumpkins.
Mad Jack: *suddenly calm again* Good point. Bad execution. Loud noises are yet another thing that I hate. Unless it's the screams of others' pain and suffering, especially--
Pufftoss: Oh, so that's why you freaked out for no given reason a few hours ago.

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from

Description
So, the day is ready to begin. Jack, already kinda grumpy from not having any breakfast, tries on the headphones.

He gets back to the table, only to find that somebody must've taken his burrito!! Jack goes to try to make something for himself.

The noise happens!

Mad Jack: W-what was that for!?
InsaniDoll: You could've thought about having some of the leftover pie I made from the pumpkin last night!
Mad Jack: N-now that you mention it... *slipping back into a trance* *saved at the last second by the noise*
InsaniDoll: That was an accident.
Mad Jack: ...I-in that case, I'll get drive-thru.

Cut to around noon. Doll is enjoying her usual favorite drink. Jack happened to end his usual YouTube break off on this note.

Mad Jack: *catching a whiff of the drink* I-is that... P-... *can't even complete his word before slipping away from himself*
InsaniDoll: *pushes the button*
Mad Jack: *plugs his nose as soon as he snaps out of it* Sorry! *scampers back to his room*

30 minutes later, Jack happens across Pufftoss.

Mad Jack: Heya, Pu-- *the noise prevents him from finishing his greeting*
InsaniDoll: *right behind Jack, holding the button smugly*
Mad Jack: Buttons!! I was just calling him by his name!
InsaniDoll: Beginner's mistake. They have the same first two letters.

Around dinner time, Jack is wondering what's for dinner.

InsaniDoll: If you so much as mention pumpkins passively, *pushes the button*
Mad Jack: Owww!
InsaniDoll: Now, what do you want for dinner?
Mad Jack: How about some soup? And by the way, don't just go around abusing that button *grabs it, pushing it several times, nearly destroying his own ears in the process* like you're the Kremling Queen or something.
InsaniDoll: I'm trying to condition you to stop thinking about pumpkins, because every time you do, you become distant and try to eat everything orange you see.
Mad Jack: *removes his headphones* Listen, baby, the only thing you're conditioning me to do right now is fly into some sort of rage at the drop of a hat.
InsaniDoll: It's okay if you don't like the noise. My point is--
Mad Jack: Your point is that you're TRYING to make me as mad as my name would imply!! Don't pretend like you're not, because you can't fool someone like me!! You're so indecent as to just PRESS THAT GOD-FORSAKEN BUTTON every time I do ANYTHING!! I have an idea, maybe I'll shove those headphones onto YOU, and press that button every 5 minutes until your brain explodes!!
InsaniDoll: ...What I was trying to say, is that I wanted you to think about the noise every time you thought about pumpkins.
Mad Jack: *suddenly calm again* Good point. Bad execution. Loud noises are yet another thing that I hate. Unless it's the screams of others' pain and suffering, especially--
Pufftoss: Oh, so that's why you freaked out for no given reason a few hours ago.

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from