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Behold, the most gloriously insane (and garishly colorful) video game Vinny of Vinesauce has ever played in recent years!

Alternate titles for this piece include "MC Hammer's Poin", "This Poin is Mine", and "WTF, Vinny?"

So, the story so far is that Poinie wants to see a movie where a space pirate says "love and soul de relax", but then he gets chased by Lolo and so he and Lilin fall into the sewer together, whereupon Poinie, smoothbrained youngster that he is, exposits that he must go and find mother. What follows is a pointastic tutorial, brought on by a living poin who is jokingly called Eric Quackman, but Lilin calls him Roundy, so that'll do for now. These poin things seem to be comprised of pure emotional energy and can only be wielded by certain people. Later on it's discovered that Lolo and her Hell-Neow minions created bad, spotted poins to poison Lilin's emotional state and turn her into a freakish monster. I can only assume the rest of the quadrants of the Jelly Town that Poinie calls home make up the rest of the game. John's Lake, GuruGuru Jungle, Snow Land...

From what I understand, the game seems to be Japan only, but there's miraculously an option for English voice and text, leading me to believe that the game was also gunning for an American release too. You can also set the age rating, which what I understand if you set it over 18 some character interactions become less SFW than if you set it under 17.

There also exist weird eclair dogs that if you eat them you recover health, and spoiled varieties that hurt you if you eat them, evidenced by the opening cutscene where he eats a poisoned eclair dog and now his tummy's having motions. And only in a game like this will "green" ever be used as an insult by anyone.

Poinie's Poin - .......Alvyon?
Base (used as a reference) - AysaSweet

Description
Behold, the most gloriously insane (and garishly colorful) video game Vinny of Vinesauce has ever played in recent years!

Alternate titles for this piece include "MC Hammer's Poin", "This Poin is Mine", and "WTF, Vinny?"

So, the story so far is that Poinie wants to see a movie where a space pirate says "love and soul de relax", but then he gets chased by Lolo and so he and Lilin fall into the sewer together, whereupon Poinie, smoothbrained youngster that he is, exposits that he must go and find mother. What follows is a pointastic tutorial, brought on by a living poin who is jokingly called Eric Quackman, but Lilin calls him Roundy, so that'll do for now. These poin things seem to be comprised of pure emotional energy and can only be wielded by certain people. Later on it's discovered that Lolo and her Hell-Neow minions created bad, spotted poins to poison Lilin's emotional state and turn her into a freakish monster. I can only assume the rest of the quadrants of the Jelly Town that Poinie calls home make up the rest of the game. John's Lake, GuruGuru Jungle, Snow Land...

From what I understand, the game seems to be Japan only, but there's miraculously an option for English voice and text, leading me to believe that the game was also gunning for an American release too. You can also set the age rating, which what I understand if you set it over 18 some character interactions become less SFW than if you set it under 17.

There also exist weird eclair dogs that if you eat them you recover health, and spoiled varieties that hurt you if you eat them, evidenced by the opening cutscene where he eats a poisoned eclair dog and now his tummy's having motions. And only in a game like this will "green" ever be used as an insult by anyone.

Poinie's Poin - .......Alvyon?
Base (used as a reference) - AysaSweet