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Published: 2015-06-05 11:23:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 1596; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description When you think about it, the uterus really fucking sucks.
Every month, it lines itself to prepare for housing a baby. If you choose not to have a baby, then it goes "Well up yours, then!     " and breaks down the lining, releasing a downpour from Hell for a week and a bit WITHOUT STOPPING FOR SO MUCH AS A TEA BREAK.

So, here's a version that doesn't fucking suck.
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Yuni-Naoki [2015-06-07 23:04:15 +0000 UTC]

"There's nothing more cuterus than your uterus!"

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imbr0guedfella [2015-06-05 17:28:01 +0000 UTC]

My "cuterus" give me hell every three months due to my birth control (I have a lengthy maternal family history of infertility, endometriosis, fibroids, ovarian cancer, early adulthood onset menopause, etc)  but there's a catch: I have mood swings, spotting, cramps, & cravings.

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