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Chase Young (C) Xiaolin Showdown (C) Christy Hui
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smiles* he ot it says no touchy....i dont listen *pokes him and before anyone can do anything her magical ragon appears* He will eat you Jack!!!
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Me: *glares at Chase, then poster* Can you explain this?
Chase: *sweats* Umm..Um...SHE DID IT! *points at ur icon*
Me: *DRums fingers*
*drags chase by his ear* We`ll fix that.
Jack: NOOOOO
Me: *starts singing with chase in a chorus line* `HIT THe ROAD JACK, AND DONTCHA COME BACK NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE!
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*snert*
I highly doubt anything could keep Jack away from Chase. Not even a Demotivator.
Plus, ah, Chase cant blame something that doesn't exist. Lightning has no shadow, after all...
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...
UMM.
UMMM.
UUUUMMMM.
CHICKEN FINGERS.
JACK: WUT?
ME: YA YOU HEARD ME. CHICKEN FINGERS.
CHASE: IM HUNGRY NOW.
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Chase eats chicken fingers?
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WITH HIS SOUP.
JA.
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No, no, I think he prefers dragon. Yeah, he likes dragon with his dragon soup. *coughcannibalcough*
CY: *raises eyebrow*
.... Hmm?
CY: *sighs*
JS: I think he likes Key Lime Pie with his soup.
Really?
CY:!!!
JS: Yeah! See, I made him a pie once, and heβ
CY: *wipes hands* That's quite enough of that. I'm a grown man; I wouldn't so much as touch something like a chicken tender.
I believe that. But, the Key Lime?
CY: ...... I'll admit to that much.
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Me: Tehehehee.
Jack: Huh?
Chase: Hmmm?
me: *evil grin*
Chase: TELL ME FOOL!!
me:..tehehe..you don`t like just any tenders..you like JACKS!! XD *meant to be taken in the dirty way*
Jack:...wait..what?
Chase: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???!!! *chases with a knife*
Jack:..OH! I get it! Hahahahaaa!!
Wait.
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Jack, you're so slow that it goes from being funny to not funny, then loops back around to being funny again. Oh yeah, I went there.
CY: MINE!!! *grabs*
JS: OOOOWWWWWW!!!!! CHASE!!! KNIFE! KNIFE! KNIIIFE!!!
CY: !!!!!! *removes knife* *magic healing*
Chase... you need to be aware of what's in your hands before you grab someone.
CY: *death glare* If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it.
JS: Ow... ow... ow... man, Chase, I love you and all, but you ain't gettin' any for a fuckin' week!
CY: !! ..... oh really, Spicer.
I think he's serious, Chase. He's getting one of those, ah........ chastity belts? ... Really, Jack?
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shoot... chase was the first charactor i ever fangirled too...
which make me wonder if that's the reason i only ever fangirl bad guys...
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LOL! bad guys are awsome!
especially sexy ones!
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'Tis a mystery, mi amigo. Perhaps some psychologist will figure it out somewhere.
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but... but... but... *is all huggy-clengy annyways and is killed by jack*
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Yes, friend. I'm afraid crazy 1,500-year-old dragon emperors don't make good partners.
They're paranoid.
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Well so am I 
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I dunno. I think Chase is pretty happy with his white genius.
And I think you meant "perfect".
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You said ladys...........you never said anything about gays >XD
*trys to grope him*
*is beaten to death*
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*snert*
I'm assuming you're gay, then? Just so I'm on the right page.
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Glad to know you're unashamed, then.
You can fight Jack for him, though. *snorfle-snicker*
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*pushes Jack into a volcano*
*rushes Chase*
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"I'm the Fire Dragon, idiot mortal!"
*evil snap*
*Jack-a-pault'ed to safety!*
*royal face plant*
"Nooooobody touchesss my Num-Nums Chase!!!!"
*coughpunchdrunkcough*
*GLLLLLOMPIFICATION!!!*
"As this evil dragon's bitch, I laugh in your general direction! Bwahahahaaaa!"
*reach--*
*Slappage!*
"Mine. Not yours. Don't touch."
I*~*I-I*~*I
Well! *cough* that went... less than well. I forgot to mention; Jack is veeeeerry grabby.
Maybe they'll let you in as a threesome if you ask nicely?
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*asks nicely and offers to return the monkey staff that I stole from Jack*
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"Wha- hey!!"
*check-check*
"Nobody touches my staff!!!"
"Except me, of course."
*blush*
"Er, yeah, *cough* um... yoooou'll have to take that up with Chase...."
*EVIL ROAR OF DOOOOOOOM-ETH!!!!!*
"Eeeehh... I'm thinkin' that's a no...."
......
*ninja-grap-swipe-flee-of-pwnage!!!*
"Giggidy-giggidy, b
*le-gone*
--
Eh... maybe next time.
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*offers Chase the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle scope*
PUH-LEEEEESEE!?!?!?!?!?
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"NOBODY TOUCHES MY JACK!!!!!!!!! HE IS MIIIIINE!!!!!!
"Whoa, Chase!! Simmer down, Num-Nums! Don't murder him!"
"He thinks he can take what he knows is mine!?"
"Hey, I thought he wanted you!!"
"..."
"Sorry, dude. Nothing personal or anything, but it's for your own safety. If I may make a suggestion... try Rieno from 'The Queen's Knight'. He looks a lot like Chase. Longer hair, too."
*grumble*
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*Is sad*
*runs away to cry*
Wait.......If I have the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle scope I can find out anything
*uses the Shen-gong-wu to find out how to make Chase love me*
Strawberry cheesecake?
O______O;
*goes off to bake one*
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"Haha! No. I actually prefer Key L-MMmmmph"
"Chase!! For Gods sake, don't tell him!!!!"
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*makes a key-lime pie.....and a strawberry cheesecake, just to be sure.*
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"...mmm......"
"Don't do it, Chase!!"
"Mmmmm......!"
"Chase! Please!"
"Gods damn it all!!!"
"THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
"............ you're right."
*FALCON!!!! PAWNCH!!!*
*Phail.*
Oh well. Looks like Chase is stagnant as stagnant can be. I'll tell you right now; if Key Lime Pie doesn't work... nothing ever will.
*pets*
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*hits Chase with a mind control ray*
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*le-dodge*
Aw, look on the bright side of things! Chase is just a cartoon, and something tells me that doing a piece of paper wouldn't be too comfortable anyways. (As put by my sister, "I-can't-hold-the-paper-straight! OW! Paper cut!")
Real guys are way better. *young Dicaprio* [link] [link]
But hey, that's just me.
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But what if I turn myself into a cartoon? D8
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Good luck to you, buddy.
But even if you did manage, Chase is taken. You'll just have to find yourself a real boyfriend. (Trust me, they're better.)
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D8
All I wanted was to roleplay, molesting Chase.
You didn't have to be such a downer DX.
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Oh! No, you can role-play all you want! I was just saying, y'know, don't get too attached. I learned it the hard way.
I didn't mean to burst your hopes!
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