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I was a demented child that grew up to be a demented person! Three years old, I had a Winnie the Pooh birthday cake. Three was a big year for me, a right of passage, in a way... I demanded that I cut the cake, its my cake, I want to cut it. So i was given a very dull butter knife. I had never cut a cake before and being the demented warped strawberry blonde kid I was, proceeded to stab the poor silly old bear to death! It was the massacre of the pooh cake, and we got it on video somewhere.

By the way, this is a scrap for a reason... I was bored and just wanted to do something... I'll probably delete it later

Yes I know my hair is pink, thats how it kinda was back then... curly and very pale red-blonde, so get over it!

Description
I was a demented child that grew up to be a demented person! Three years old, I had a Winnie the Pooh birthday cake. Three was a big year for me, a right of passage, in a way... I demanded that I cut the cake, its my cake, I want to cut it. So i was given a very dull butter knife. I had never cut a cake before and being the demented warped strawberry blonde kid I was, proceeded to stab the poor silly old bear to death! It was the massacre of the pooh cake, and we got it on video somewhere.

By the way, this is a scrap for a reason... I was bored and just wanted to do something... I'll probably delete it later

Yes I know my hair is pink, thats how it kinda was back then... curly and very pale red-blonde, so get over it!