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  It was a typical, gray-clouded yet rainless day, as the two pukanis walked in the park somewhere in a virginian small town known as “ruckersville”. This earth only had recently been given the go ahead to let allowed interdimensional beings onto the planet; the pukanis no longer having to worry about hiding in human form.
  It was the first time they had actually visited this earth in a while; the first time they’ve ever been to earth was a nice, little vacation from their home dimension of codag. but now, after seeing how this world was, it was time to find a place to call home. They were a couple wanting to find a nice, small town to settle down in; Virginia being one of the first states to try and offer housing to the interdimensional dinosaur-like creatures.

  But, as they walked in this small park, discussing the small town and whether they liked it or not, they were suddenly halted by the sight of a strange-looking human.
  It was, or appeared to be a man. A somewhat fat human man, with long, greasy and dirty hair. His hair looked to have been “dyed” blue, like a toddler using washable crayola markers on a barbie doll. His shirt was white, of which was dirty with all kinds of mystery stains. On his head he wore not just a pink unicorn horn but also a pair of blue-and-black bunny ears; both horn and ears made of construction paper, evident by one of the paper-thin horns being partly torn. Hanging around his neck was an “amulet”, if one could call a yellow cartoon-character’s face made of some kind of clay an “amulet”. He was surrounded by lego figures and toys of all kinds; some of which were poorly-made by him and/or others.

  The strange person on the park bench caught the better curiosity of the aliens. They began to walk up to this person; and the person quickly took notice of them.

  “Would you like to know about your lord, savior, and goddess CPU Player One of this and your and all of thy dimensions?” the man spoke.
  The two of them looked at the man, caught off guard from what the person said. But before any of them could say yes or no, he began to talk about it anyway.

  He claimed to be a person known as “Christine Jesus Christ Weston Chandler Sonichu, CPU blue heart goddess and one and only god of nazareth”. He was, apparently, Jesus Christ and God, and some other sort of goddess. He claimed that he traveled between dimensions, and that the “dimensional merge” has already seemed to have happened, as evidenced by their (the pukani’s) appearance, claiming that they belonged to someone as their Original Character.

  But, the pukani’s weren't stupid.

  They HEAVILY doubt this person was a god in any sort of capacity; he looked like he barely took care of himself, let alone be able to take care of an entire population on a planet, or even multiple universes. He didn't even radiate the miasma that usually would come from such powerful beings either.
  and a “dimensional merge”? That was physically impossible. Not even the most powerful of deities in the omniverse can merge two universes together like this person claims. Planet? Maybe. Maybe he’s thinking of planets, that was possible to an extent. The closest to said merges were “dimensional transfers”, where being and life can be transferred from one planet/universe to another. Even then, dimensional transfers were rare, and most ended up in their home dimension of codag (rarely anywhere else unless there was a planet ready/willing to take the lifeforms in.

  But, they humored him. After all, homeless humans with a messiah complex were a dime-a-dozen, but it appeared that this guy was different enough to warrant their attention and questions.

  He talked about how he discovered he was a goddess before discovering he was god himself. He claimed that there were two universes: dimension C-197, the world of all fictitious beings, and Dimension 1218, the real and current world they sat in. Or, once sat in, since now that Dimensional Merge has happened, the universes combined themselves into the singular universe “1C-211987”, where both reality and the real cartoons and video game characters coexist.
  He then went on to describe each and every OC he had. The most prominent of which were the “sonichus”, something which even the interdimensional aliens recognised as a mashup of two known characters: Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu from Pokemon. There were alot of them; a yellow one claimed to be “sonichu prime”, a pink one nicknamed “rosechu”, an a purple one called “magichan”, just to name a few. The person even claimed that he, himself, was a sonichu, “chris chan sonichu”. He talked about being in a polyamorous relationship; a few of the aforementioned OCs and the pokemon “mewtwo”. All the sonichus lived in ‘quick-ville”, presumably called “quick” because of the fast-moving hedgehog they’re partly made of. He was even possessed by his characters twice; once by magichan, the other by his son, sonichu.
  The amulet he wore on his neck was his “sonichu medallion”. He claims that this amulet is one of his many means of connecting with his powers, but is “not a necessity for him to need it”.

  Ever so often, the pukanis would ask him questions about his fictitious world, and the person would gleefully answer. Everything from the villains of the story, to his travels across the multiverse, to what powers he has and how everything in his version of the world(s) came to be. He, of course, talked like he truly was some god or pastor giving a sermon. And he treated the pukanis in the same way a pastor would talk to kids in church.

  But eventually, everything has to come to an end. As they began to walk away, he continued to tell them to spread the word.

  Once they were out of earshot, they began to loudly joke about the strange man. “There’s no way he’s actually a god,” one of them said, “I can't fathom what he’d even be like as a deity.”
  “He’s got some kind of mental illness, I can tell you that.” the other one replied. As they turned to look at him one more time, they caught a glimpse of the man packing up everything, as a van pulled up. They didn't stick around long, as they began to continue to walk away, going about the rest of their day.

  Unbeknownst to them, there was another human that was sitting on a bench between the strange man and the pukanis. He heard everything; from the moment the man spoke to the moment they started making comments about him when they left. He typed away on a small ipad, seemingly trying not to make it seem obvious what he was doing.

  “....Oh yeah, they definitely know he’s just a nutcase. ” he typed away, “Of course he acted like they were the result of the merge. I’m not sure how many interdimensional beings he’s met thus far, or if this is his first time seeing some sapient creature that isn't human. I’m surprised they actually stuck around and engaged in conversation like that, but I guess I should've seen that coming with those guys.
  Anyways, yeah, even interdimensional aliens know chris chan’s full of shit. Take that what you will CWCki.”

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so, i decided that i'd fart this short out since i had already had it completed, and i don't want to leave without some kind of story (besides, the big one's gonna be posted after vacation).

anyways, i'll just say it right here: yes, i follow the antics of chris chan. or, more accurately nowadays, the antics of people who try to document/interact with chris chan since chris is apparently no longer is allowed to use the internet (at least at the time of writing/posting this). if you know, you know. if you don't, then prepare to go down an absolute rabbit hole deeper than the Mariana trench with the degeneracy, lunacy, grossness and overall insanity to match. there are many documentaries and an entire wiki solely dedicated to him, so finding a place to start shouldn't be that hard.

Description
  It was a typical, gray-clouded yet rainless day, as the two pukanis walked in the park somewhere in a virginian small town known as “ruckersville”. This earth only had recently been given the go ahead to let allowed interdimensional beings onto the planet; the pukanis no longer having to worry about hiding in human form.
  It was the first time they had actually visited this earth in a while; the first time they’ve ever been to earth was a nice, little vacation from their home dimension of codag. but now, after seeing how this world was, it was time to find a place to call home. They were a couple wanting to find a nice, small town to settle down in; Virginia being one of the first states to try and offer housing to the interdimensional dinosaur-like creatures.

  But, as they walked in this small park, discussing the small town and whether they liked it or not, they were suddenly halted by the sight of a strange-looking human.
  It was, or appeared to be a man. A somewhat fat human man, with long, greasy and dirty hair. His hair looked to have been “dyed” blue, like a toddler using washable crayola markers on a barbie doll. His shirt was white, of which was dirty with all kinds of mystery stains. On his head he wore not just a pink unicorn horn but also a pair of blue-and-black bunny ears; both horn and ears made of construction paper, evident by one of the paper-thin horns being partly torn. Hanging around his neck was an “amulet”, if one could call a yellow cartoon-character’s face made of some kind of clay an “amulet”. He was surrounded by lego figures and toys of all kinds; some of which were poorly-made by him and/or others.

  The strange person on the park bench caught the better curiosity of the aliens. They began to walk up to this person; and the person quickly took notice of them.

  “Would you like to know about your lord, savior, and goddess CPU Player One of this and your and all of thy dimensions?” the man spoke.
  The two of them looked at the man, caught off guard from what the person said. But before any of them could say yes or no, he began to talk about it anyway.

  He claimed to be a person known as “Christine Jesus Christ Weston Chandler Sonichu, CPU blue heart goddess and one and only god of nazareth”. He was, apparently, Jesus Christ and God, and some other sort of goddess. He claimed that he traveled between dimensions, and that the “dimensional merge” has already seemed to have happened, as evidenced by their (the pukani’s) appearance, claiming that they belonged to someone as their Original Character.

  But, the pukani’s weren't stupid.

  They HEAVILY doubt this person was a god in any sort of capacity; he looked like he barely took care of himself, let alone be able to take care of an entire population on a planet, or even multiple universes. He didn't even radiate the miasma that usually would come from such powerful beings either.
  and a “dimensional merge”? That was physically impossible. Not even the most powerful of deities in the omniverse can merge two universes together like this person claims. Planet? Maybe. Maybe he’s thinking of planets, that was possible to an extent. The closest to said merges were “dimensional transfers”, where being and life can be transferred from one planet/universe to another. Even then, dimensional transfers were rare, and most ended up in their home dimension of codag (rarely anywhere else unless there was a planet ready/willing to take the lifeforms in.

  But, they humored him. After all, homeless humans with a messiah complex were a dime-a-dozen, but it appeared that this guy was different enough to warrant their attention and questions.

  He talked about how he discovered he was a goddess before discovering he was god himself. He claimed that there were two universes: dimension C-197, the world of all fictitious beings, and Dimension 1218, the real and current world they sat in. Or, once sat in, since now that Dimensional Merge has happened, the universes combined themselves into the singular universe “1C-211987”, where both reality and the real cartoons and video game characters coexist.
  He then went on to describe each and every OC he had. The most prominent of which were the “sonichus”, something which even the interdimensional aliens recognised as a mashup of two known characters: Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu from Pokemon. There were alot of them; a yellow one claimed to be “sonichu prime”, a pink one nicknamed “rosechu”, an a purple one called “magichan”, just to name a few. The person even claimed that he, himself, was a sonichu, “chris chan sonichu”. He talked about being in a polyamorous relationship; a few of the aforementioned OCs and the pokemon “mewtwo”. All the sonichus lived in ‘quick-ville”, presumably called “quick” because of the fast-moving hedgehog they’re partly made of. He was even possessed by his characters twice; once by magichan, the other by his son, sonichu.
  The amulet he wore on his neck was his “sonichu medallion”. He claims that this amulet is one of his many means of connecting with his powers, but is “not a necessity for him to need it”.

  Ever so often, the pukanis would ask him questions about his fictitious world, and the person would gleefully answer. Everything from the villains of the story, to his travels across the multiverse, to what powers he has and how everything in his version of the world(s) came to be. He, of course, talked like he truly was some god or pastor giving a sermon. And he treated the pukanis in the same way a pastor would talk to kids in church.

  But eventually, everything has to come to an end. As they began to walk away, he continued to tell them to spread the word.

  Once they were out of earshot, they began to loudly joke about the strange man. “There’s no way he’s actually a god,” one of them said, “I can't fathom what he’d even be like as a deity.”
  “He’s got some kind of mental illness, I can tell you that.” the other one replied. As they turned to look at him one more time, they caught a glimpse of the man packing up everything, as a van pulled up. They didn't stick around long, as they began to continue to walk away, going about the rest of their day.

  Unbeknownst to them, there was another human that was sitting on a bench between the strange man and the pukanis. He heard everything; from the moment the man spoke to the moment they started making comments about him when they left. He typed away on a small ipad, seemingly trying not to make it seem obvious what he was doing.

  “....Oh yeah, they definitely know he’s just a nutcase. ” he typed away, “Of course he acted like they were the result of the merge. I’m not sure how many interdimensional beings he’s met thus far, or if this is his first time seeing some sapient creature that isn't human. I’m surprised they actually stuck around and engaged in conversation like that, but I guess I should've seen that coming with those guys.
  Anyways, yeah, even interdimensional aliens know chris chan’s full of shit. Take that what you will CWCki.”

__________

so, i decided that i'd fart this short out since i had already had it completed, and i don't want to leave without some kind of story (besides, the big one's gonna be posted after vacation).

anyways, i'll just say it right here: yes, i follow the antics of chris chan. or, more accurately nowadays, the antics of people who try to document/interact with chris chan since chris is apparently no longer is allowed to use the internet (at least at the time of writing/posting this). if you know, you know. if you don't, then prepare to go down an absolute rabbit hole deeper than the Mariana trench with the degeneracy, lunacy, grossness and overall insanity to match. there are many documentaries and an entire wiki solely dedicated to him, so finding a place to start shouldn't be that hard.