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Summary:

"...and when the Super-wizard climbed out of that cauldron, that was the only moment of my entire life that mattered."

"What about when I was born?"

"What about it? Never mind Tommy, you're gonna miss the Hogwarts Express."

"My name's Tony you ass-biscuit."

"Don't you use that language in my house Timmy! You're a Stark, not a cave troll. Now get your trunk and broom before I slap you silly!"
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Muggleborn
Wand: Mahogany, 14 inches, dragon heartstring
Broom: Promised us all one that would take us to Jupiter.
Patronus: Electric eel
House Elf: Jarvis
Specialties: Creating and modifying highly dangerous magical artifacts
Sorting:

"He was cold, he was calculating..." ~ Tony Stark on his father

"I think you're a man out for his own gain no matter who you're charging. You are constantly finding holes to slither your way into in the hope of finding loose change, only to cry when you're bitten by another snake." ~ Peggy Carter to Howard

Howard was a Muggleborn, and fought for the side of good. Those two exceptions aside, he embodied every negative stereotype of the Slytherin House down to a T. He was very much like a better-looking Horace Slughorn. He was charming to those he thought might serve his own goals, and openly snubbed those he deemed less interesting, including his son.

Great Ambition

Howard was a muggleborn who climbed his way up to wealth and power. Since his own father used to hit him with a belt for displaying any signs of magic, Howard felt he was the wizarding world's best father for demanding nothing but the best sorcery from Toby, or Terry, whatever the kid's name was.

In his magical career, Howard was on the team of potions masters who created the Superwizard Serum; teamed up with Ravenclaw Peggy Carter to form the Order of the Shield; and promised everyone brooms that would take them to Jupiter and back in five minutes.

Legacy:

After his untimely death, Howard left a number of effects to be passed on to Tony, including:
Stark Castle
Several vaults of gold at Gringotts Bank
Several different addictions and mental disorders
A very confusing trail of clues leading leading to a new element
"My Guide to Being the Galaxy's Best Dad" by Thanos
A memory for the Pensieve, where he finally calls Tony his "greatest creation"
AN: Pretty straightforward. The opening bit is inspired by/ripped off of a "Robot Chicken" skit.

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Order of the Avengers on Tumblr

Description
Summary:

"...and when the Super-wizard climbed out of that cauldron, that was the only moment of my entire life that mattered."

"What about when I was born?"

"What about it? Never mind Tommy, you're gonna miss the Hogwarts Express."

"My name's Tony you ass-biscuit."

"Don't you use that language in my house Timmy! You're a Stark, not a cave troll. Now get your trunk and broom before I slap you silly!"
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Muggleborn
Wand: Mahogany, 14 inches, dragon heartstring
Broom: Promised us all one that would take us to Jupiter.
Patronus: Electric eel
House Elf: Jarvis
Specialties: Creating and modifying highly dangerous magical artifacts
Sorting:

"He was cold, he was calculating..." ~ Tony Stark on his father

"I think you're a man out for his own gain no matter who you're charging. You are constantly finding holes to slither your way into in the hope of finding loose change, only to cry when you're bitten by another snake." ~ Peggy Carter to Howard

Howard was a Muggleborn, and fought for the side of good. Those two exceptions aside, he embodied every negative stereotype of the Slytherin House down to a T. He was very much like a better-looking Horace Slughorn. He was charming to those he thought might serve his own goals, and openly snubbed those he deemed less interesting, including his son.

Great Ambition

Howard was a muggleborn who climbed his way up to wealth and power. Since his own father used to hit him with a belt for displaying any signs of magic, Howard felt he was the wizarding world's best father for demanding nothing but the best sorcery from Toby, or Terry, whatever the kid's name was.

In his magical career, Howard was on the team of potions masters who created the Superwizard Serum; teamed up with Ravenclaw Peggy Carter to form the Order of the Shield; and promised everyone brooms that would take them to Jupiter and back in five minutes.

Legacy:

After his untimely death, Howard left a number of effects to be passed on to Tony, including:
Stark Castle
Several vaults of gold at Gringotts Bank
Several different addictions and mental disorders
A very confusing trail of clues leading leading to a new element
"My Guide to Being the Galaxy's Best Dad" by Thanos
A memory for the Pensieve, where he finally calls Tony his "greatest creation"
AN: Pretty straightforward. The opening bit is inspired by/ripped off of a "Robot Chicken" skit.

More Sorted MCU Characters

Order of the Avengers on Tumblr