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What a year, yeah? Thanks for indulging my strange niche fetishes. I enjoy doing this a lot.

2022 brought us a lot of stuff. BOOTERS continues to employ Ash against her will. Ash’s mom, Anna, began outshining her mentally unwell daughter. We all failed to learn a Drill Team Girl’s name. Ash’s long-buried Emo/Scene phase came to light. I drew a sexy bat. LlamTech failed to stop all of us in “Ash’s Big They Can’t Stop All of Us Contest”. Daphne Season came and went. You guys let me gently roast your lovable skrunkos. And I did WAY more Halloween stuff than I probably should have. Woah. We been busy, huh?

Grateful to everyone who enjoys what I do, to all my patient commissioners, and to those of you whom my burning spite for motivates me to get out of bed just so I can daydream about killing you with a hammer.

Here’s to another year full of improvement, opportunities, bizarre pantyhose-centric uniforms, and some of you finally being shot into the sun.

Hope your 2022 was rewarding, and that your 2023 is even better. (Unless you’re one of the people I need to kill with a hammer. DM me. Let’s meet.)

Description
What a year, yeah? Thanks for indulging my strange niche fetishes. I enjoy doing this a lot.

2022 brought us a lot of stuff. BOOTERS continues to employ Ash against her will. Ash’s mom, Anna, began outshining her mentally unwell daughter. We all failed to learn a Drill Team Girl’s name. Ash’s long-buried Emo/Scene phase came to light. I drew a sexy bat. LlamTech failed to stop all of us in “Ash’s Big They Can’t Stop All of Us Contest”. Daphne Season came and went. You guys let me gently roast your lovable skrunkos. And I did WAY more Halloween stuff than I probably should have. Woah. We been busy, huh?

Grateful to everyone who enjoys what I do, to all my patient commissioners, and to those of you whom my burning spite for motivates me to get out of bed just so I can daydream about killing you with a hammer.

Here’s to another year full of improvement, opportunities, bizarre pantyhose-centric uniforms, and some of you finally being shot into the sun.

Hope your 2022 was rewarding, and that your 2023 is even better. (Unless you’re one of the people I need to kill with a hammer. DM me. Let’s meet.)