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CJ: hey sisJC: what's up?
CJ: I need a favor. you know Sasha's brother Marco?
JC: yeah, what about him?
CJ: I think I'm in love with him!
JC: are you for real? he's even weirder than Sasha!
CJ: I know but he's just so polite, and friendly, and sweet, and cute... so I tried to ask him out, but I choked and ended up making it just an outing for the four of us.
JC: so what do you want me to do?
CJ: you know, keep Sasha busy and away from us while I try and get Marco to like me. pretty please!
JC: Oh, alright, but from now on, you have to ask me if I've lost weight every other wednsday!
CJ: Alright you insecure fatass! you've got a deal.
JC: you're just as fat as me!
CJ: but I don't mind being fat. I'm still fucking adorable, and I'm definitely happier being fat than you are failing at not being fat.
JC: do you want my help or not