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"Hey."

"....H-hey?"

"I'm gonna need you to quit being such a meanie."

"Huh?"

"Because I'm gonna have to be frank, mister. You've been nothing but an unrepentant, manipulative, selfish, grade-A jerky mcjerkface, and I'm officially peeved."

"Uh, sorry-"

"Yeah, you'd better be. I don't have to stick around, you know. Do you want me to leave?"

"....No, I-"

"Then you'd better learn to stop hurting and manipulating other ponies to feel a teensy bit better about yourself. You'd better learn to like yourself, to love the pony that you are, because I do, but that doesn't mean diddly-squat-doodle if you don't."

"....James....."

"Furthermore, you're gonna learn to be less of a crabby sassy-pants to ponies who are just trying to be nice! That includes me, mister. So help me, if you want this to work, you're gonna treat Peanut Butter James Sandwich with proper kindness and respect, do you understand me, Chakra?"

"Um. Wow. Uh....o-okay."

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got a tumblr request for what PB Sandwich/Chakra shipping would look like, and i have a weakness for pairing cinnamon rolls up with rolls of actual sin

PB is optimistic but would eventually get fed up with chakra's selfish asshattery and read him the riot act. Chakra honestly never expected PB to actually stand up for himself, and he finds himself cowed into submission (among other feelings stirred up by PB being so unexpectedly strong and authoritative, holy shit)

not canon unless you want it to be

Description
"Hey."

"....H-hey?"

"I'm gonna need you to quit being such a meanie."

"Huh?"

"Because I'm gonna have to be frank, mister. You've been nothing but an unrepentant, manipulative, selfish, grade-A jerky mcjerkface, and I'm officially peeved."

"Uh, sorry-"

"Yeah, you'd better be. I don't have to stick around, you know. Do you want me to leave?"

"....No, I-"

"Then you'd better learn to stop hurting and manipulating other ponies to feel a teensy bit better about yourself. You'd better learn to like yourself, to love the pony that you are, because I do, but that doesn't mean diddly-squat-doodle if you don't."

"....James....."

"Furthermore, you're gonna learn to be less of a crabby sassy-pants to ponies who are just trying to be nice! That includes me, mister. So help me, if you want this to work, you're gonna treat Peanut Butter James Sandwich with proper kindness and respect, do you understand me, Chakra?"

"Um. Wow. Uh....o-okay."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

got a tumblr request for what PB Sandwich/Chakra shipping would look like, and i have a weakness for pairing cinnamon rolls up with rolls of actual sin

PB is optimistic but would eventually get fed up with chakra's selfish asshattery and read him the riot act. Chakra honestly never expected PB to actually stand up for himself, and he finds himself cowed into submission (among other feelings stirred up by PB being so unexpectedly strong and authoritative, holy shit)

not canon unless you want it to be