HOME | DD

madamedobato — Pairings of invader zim

Published: 2009-11-02 21:40:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 25452; Favourites: 318; Downloads: 2173
Redirect to original
Description WARNING my english SUCK

1) ZADR
Dib: I Love you Zim
Zim: And I love you too Dib
Dib: C´mon here and kiss me
Zim: Sure!

2)DATR
Dib: (L)
Tak: I´m watching you

3) ZATR
Zim: (L)
Tak: And I´m watching you too, Zim

4)GAZR
Gaz: DIB! Your weird friend is looking at me!
Zim: (L)
Gaz: GO AWAY, ZIM!!!

5)GADR
Dib: Gaz, you want take a bath with me? When we were kids...
Gaz: Sure Dib! Sounds good and nothing suspicious!

6)GATR
Tak: You´re a female... like me!
Gaz: Yeah! We have so much in common!
Tak: ... kiss me

7)DAGiR
Gir: I like your BIG head
Dib: And I love you... robot squirrel or anything that you be

8)ZAGiR
Gir: Tell me it! TELL MEE!!! AAAHH!!!
Zim: I love you...
Gir: YAY!!!

9)BA... ... D ¿R?
Dib: Miss Bitters I...
Bitters: SILENCE! I´m eating your head
Dib: I know...

10)GAGiR
Gir: I can be any console of videogame!!!
Gaz: Marry with me NOW!
Gir: Sure!

11)DADR
Dib: I´ll be a pedophile
Future Dib: And I AM a pedophile
Dib: Oh really?
Future Dib: Really
Dib: Well... kiss me

12)DADR (again)
Dwiky: I´m a pedophile too!!
Dib: Just kiss me too!
Dwinky: ... Sure!

13)DAMR
Membrane: I love you, son
Dib: And I love you, dad
Membrane: Not... seriously
Membrane: ...

Madame Dobato: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE?!! Dib is 12 years-old! Membrane is his ***** father! His ****** FATHER! Dwinky is his ***** teacher or... something that... he like me, I mean! No! Isn´t ok! I... I... ¡¿HUH?!

- Over and out... -
Related content
Comments: 427

L4V3ND3RP In reply to ??? [2011-06-25 20:30:04 +0000 UTC]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRYED!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Eerie-Innocence In reply to ??? [2011-06-24 16:37:33 +0000 UTC]

If Zim wanted to procreate in order to destroy the human race with human/alien spawn, 4 could definitely happen. Somehow, 5 is a sick turn-on...and I can see 6 happening. 10 is now an official OTP for me...somehow... o.o
1 is too popular. 2 is so canon...until Dib realized Tak was an alien...

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

TherealRNO In reply to Eerie-Innocence [2015-03-27 02:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Think Tak cares? She's only in it to manipulate Dib. At least ZAGR, if the finale was to be believed, would have some attraction on both sides, whereas DATR is more one-sided from Dib to Tak, unless seeing his sister with his arch-rival stirs some hidden feelings for Tak in Dib when they become banished to Saturn and Tak ends up falling for it.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

madamedobato In reply to Eerie-Innocence [2011-07-05 01:02:32 +0000 UTC]

x3 Yes, It's possible... I suppose XD, wait, What is OTP?

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TherealRNO In reply to madamedobato [2015-03-28 09:21:07 +0000 UTC]

OTP = One True Pairing.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

bayleefxabsol11 In reply to ??? [2011-06-24 14:28:00 +0000 UTC]

I like ZaGir the most!!! It's cute!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

shirokomo In reply to ??? [2011-06-23 23:20:27 +0000 UTC]

I like MANY pairings of Invader Zim, especially GaDr & ZaTr...
(this was totally un-necessary info was it?)

Out of all these, 5, 11 and 12 were the funniest

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

watdacheese In reply to ??? [2011-06-23 05:43:02 +0000 UTC]

i love it

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

TomokoGirlAgain In reply to ??? [2011-06-16 22:28:08 +0000 UTC]

number 5 was a bit funny and disturbing at the same time. O.O

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DarbyLucy In reply to ??? [2011-06-15 04:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Number 11 cracked me up.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Ohvist In reply to ??? [2011-06-07 19:20:38 +0000 UTC]

only 1 I liek iz #3

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

otaku1701 In reply to ??? [2011-06-06 17:49:44 +0000 UTC]

asta ahora veo esto X3 jajajaja se ve super chistoso X3 me maro lo ultimo madame juasjuas

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to otaku1701 [2011-06-10 04:44:31 +0000 UTC]

x3 ¿En serio? XD Si es de lo más antiguo que he subido.

D. Gracias.

- Cambio y fuera -

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

otaku1701 In reply to madamedobato [2011-06-10 05:22:24 +0000 UTC]

sip X3 juasjuas de nada

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ZaDrissofuckingcute In reply to ??? [2011-06-06 03:37:00 +0000 UTC]

madamedobato, wat pairing do you like? Oh,and love this it was funny and cute!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to ZaDrissofuckingcute [2011-06-10 04:44:00 +0000 UTC]

Hum... thank you for ask me XD noone have asked me it before... Noone cares about me... XD well... let me see... I reall don't LOVE any pairing, but ZaDr, TaDr, GaDr and ZaGr make me laugh... they are so... no sense XD that I like see comics and drawing of them.

- Over and out -
P.d: And I don't hate any pairing else... is just that... some pairings just... scares me... but you know "what scares you, likes you" (¿?)

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

TherealRNO In reply to madamedobato [2015-03-29 16:00:33 +0000 UTC]

ZAGR actually has more going for it than any other pairing, despite being an underdog in the fandom.

Creator Jhonen Vasquez himself said at InvaderCon II that ZAGR would've been made official had romance been a focal point (a conceived episode idea wound up with ZIM taking Gaz to an amusement park [a "first date" perhaps?]).

Richard Horvitz and Melissa Fahn ship "themselves" (at InvaderCon 3, when Rikki Simmons as GIR said he wanted a pregnancy test kit at a fan-proposed theme park based on the series, Melissa cheekily responded that "You can have one be Gaz and the other be ZIM", prompting a murmur from the audience and a bemused expression from Richard).

The DVD commentaries said that "Gaz is ZIM's potential love interest" and Melissa herself said "Gaz can love, she's just better than everyone else" (a fact that even Jhonen agrees with, affirming that Gaz is the sanest and smartest character on the show). Plus, ZIM being a defect allows him to feel emotions, even if what he says has to be taken with a grain of salt ("I love you, cold and unfeeling robot arm" [as a smeet] and "If I could love, I think I might love you" [as his regular self, directed towards Mini Moose]).

Although Dib would be discovered to be a failed clone of the Professor and ZIM was a test tube smeet, Gaz's origins remain shrouded in mystery. Even so, they were all machine-created in some way. It is even suggested that the test subject used to create Gaz (the remnants of which are in a jar in Professor Membrane's lab with the label "Mom" written on it) wasn't human, which might provide somewhat of an answer for Gaz's strange powers (a control over fire, to be able to manifest inclement weather, shadowy concealment plus the power to appear from anywhere at any time with a single thought, and to create sentient robotic stuffed animals "programmed to feat on human flesh" [Gaz's FNaF-like ability is probably derivative of the fact that her favorite restaurant, Bloaty's Pizza Hog, is - like other parodies, including FNaF - a lampooning of the real-life ShowBiz Pizza Place & Chuck E. Cheese arcade pizzerias]) and give a reason for Dib's obsession with the paranormal.

Gaz has an Irken plushie at the head of her bedside as the porcine spell was being cast upon her by Dib (Gaz: Taster of Pork) and the hero of Gaz's favorite gamer series, Vampire Piggy Hunter, resembles Tallest ZIM (possibly referencing the unwritten finale).

Head writer Eric Trueheart wrote out a rather ZAGR-like story plot for the series finale, Invader Dib, in which we have Gaz, ZIM, Skoodge, Tenn, Zita, and Larb verses Dib, Tak, and the combined Resisty and Meekrob armies, ending with Dib, Tak, and their remaining forces being banished to the remote corners of Saturn, while ZIM ends up replacing the incompetent Red and Purple as leader of Irk, with Gaz as his Queen Consort, or as she herself would likely put it, his Empress, lording over him and all other beings, as Future Dib showed that even ZIM fears Gaz's wrath (although he'd deny this vehemently until Gaz forces him to quiet his noise tube, whether voluntarily or by force).

As for GAGiR, it's more like a child with its mommy, given ZAGR and the fact that GIR is more like a special needs child or pet than a capable minion (unless Gaz reprograms him to be better and probably serve her whims over ZIM's). Regarding DATR, it would be one-sided mostly from Dib to Tak, who would be manipulating him, unless Dib could win her over once they found themselves exiled to Saturn with the rest of their forces for attempting mass genocide.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ZaDrissofuckingcute In reply to madamedobato [2011-09-22 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]

lol cool "what scares you, likes you" that reminds me of alot of things XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

IZfan4eva In reply to ??? [2011-06-03 04:56:40 +0000 UTC]

LoL! i hate all the parings....

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Flippygirls In reply to ??? [2011-05-25 02:03:51 +0000 UTC]

i like number 5 the most, i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to Flippygirls [2011-06-10 04:39:45 +0000 UTC]

XD Ahahaha I'm glad you did it. Thank you (:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

blargnarf842 In reply to ??? [2011-05-13 00:23:58 +0000 UTC]

i like gaz wants to marry gir lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to blargnarf842 [2011-06-10 04:38:50 +0000 UTC]

XD Yes, they would be a nice couple.

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jthm901 In reply to ??? [2011-05-07 21:39:51 +0000 UTC]

<3 it lol. I can't stand ANY of the pairings though, can you?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to jthm901 [2011-06-10 04:38:29 +0000 UTC]

XD Yes, Actually I can from 1 to 5 I think that they are "acceptable", but the other... I... I don't have comment for "it".

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Stars-Bread99 In reply to ??? [2011-05-04 22:09:33 +0000 UTC]

lol I love it!

--
Zagr=Love for all! <3 <3

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

candycoocoo In reply to ??? [2011-05-02 02:56:07 +0000 UTC]

they arent 12 they are way too short too be teens im a kid and i dont lie they are like 10 or 9 years old they are as short as me

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

TherealRNO In reply to candycoocoo [2015-03-27 02:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Well, ZIM is older than any human alive, due to Irk's rotation opposite Earth's, and Gaz was said to be canonically 9. Even so, Richard Horvitz and Melissa Fahn ship "themselves" (at InvaderCon 3, when Rikki Simmons as GIR said he wanted a pregnancy test kit at a fan-proposed theme park based on the series, Melissa cheekily responded that "You can have one be Gaz and the other be ZIM", prompting a murmur from the audience); head writer Eric Trueheart wrote out a rather ZAGR-like story plot for the series finale (Gaz, ZIM, Skooodge, Tenn, Zita, and Larb verses Dib, Tak, and the combined Resisty and Meekrob armies, ending with Dib, Tak, and their remaining forces being banished to the remote corners of Saturn, while ZIM ends up replacing the incompetent Red and Purple as leader, with Gaz as his Empress/Queen Consort); Jhonen Vasquez himself said at InvaderCon II that ZAGR would've been made official had romance been a focal point (a conceived episode wound up with ZIM taking Gaz to an amusement park); the DVD commentaries said that "Gaz is ZIM's potential love interest" and Melissa herself said "Gaz can love, she's just better than everyone else" (a fact that even Jhonen agrees with, affirming that Gaz is the sanest and smartest character on the show); although Gaz's origins (especially given the borderline demonic powers) remain a mystery while Dib would be discovered to be a failed clone of the Professor and ZIM was a test tube smeet, they were all machine-created in some way; Gaz has an Irken plushie at the head of her bedside as the porcine spell was being cast upon by Dib (Gaz: Taster of Pork) and the hero of Gaz's favorite gamer series, Vampire Piggy, Hunter resembles Tallest ZIM (possibly referencing the unwritten finale); etc.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

madamedobato In reply to candycoocoo [2011-06-10 04:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Really? D: Wow, I'm wrong x3 well... thank you (: I didn't have idea.

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Saber334 In reply to ??? [2011-04-30 01:33:08 +0000 UTC]

Here are some others:
GAMR (Gir and Mimi romance)
Mimi: (glares)
Gir: You a robot just like me! Wanna kiss?!
RAPR (Red and Purple romance)
Red: Hey! Let's start making out and hope that Zim dosen't catch us!
Purple: OK!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to Saber334 [2011-06-10 04:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! XD Yes, you understand my humor XD I like it.

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

EvilVampireMushroom In reply to ??? [2011-04-28 14:09:41 +0000 UTC]

I love Zims face in the ZaGr one. He looks cute :3
And the GaGir one, "I can be any console of video game! 8D" LOL
I actually like about 2 of the IZ pairings, the rest i'm not for at all.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to EvilVampireMushroom [2011-06-10 04:47:35 +0000 UTC]

Really? And what are those pairings?

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

EvilVampireMushroom In reply to madamedobato [2011-06-11 11:13:14 +0000 UTC]

ZaGr and DaTr.
I think that out of them all they at least have a small possibility.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TherealRNO In reply to EvilVampireMushroom [2015-03-28 08:23:43 +0000 UTC]

Creator Jhonen Vasquez himself said at InvaderCon II that ZAGR would've been made official had romance been a focal point (a conceived episode idea wound up with ZIM taking Gaz to an amusement park [a "first date" perhaps?]).

Richard Horvitz and Melissa Fahn ship "themselves" (at InvaderCon 3, when Rikki Simmons as GIR said he wanted a pregnancy test kit at a fan-proposed theme park based on the series, Melissa cheekily responded that "You can have one be Gaz and the other be ZIM", prompting a murmur from the audience and a bemused expression from Richard).

The DVD commentaries said that "Gaz is ZIM's potential love interest" and Melissa herself said "Gaz can love, she's just better than everyone else" (a fact that even Jhonen agrees with, affirming that Gaz is the sanest and smartest character on the show). Plus, ZIM being a defect allows him to feel emotions, even if what he says has to be taken with a grain of salt ("I love you, cold and unfeeling robot arm" [as a smeet] and "If I could love, I think I might love you" [as his regular self, directed towards Mini Moose]).

Although Dib would be discovered to be a failed clone of the Professor and ZIM was a test tube smeet, Gaz's origins remain shrouded in mystery. Even so, they were all machine-created in some way. It is even suggested that the test subject used to create Gaz (the remnants of which are in a jar in Professor Membrane's lab with the label "Mom" written on it) wasn't human, which might provide somewhat of an answer for Gaz's strange powers (a control over fire, to be able to manifest inclement weather, shadowy concealment plus the power to appear from anywhere at any time with a single thought, and to create sentient robotic stuffed animals "programmed to feat on human flesh" [Gaz's FNaF-like ability is probably derivative of the fact that her favorite restaurant, Bloaty's Pizza Hog, is - like other parodies, including FNaF - a lampooning of the real-life ShowBiz Pizza Place & Chuck E. Cheese arcade pizzerias]) and give a reason for Dib's obsession with the paranormal.

Gaz has an Irken plushie at the head of her bedside as the porcine spell was being cast upon her by Dib (Gaz: Taster of Pork) and the hero of Gaz's favorite gamer series, Vampire Piggy, Hunter resembles Tallest ZIM (possibly referencing the unwritten finale).

Head writer Eric Trueheart wrote out a rather ZAGR-like story plot for the series finale, Invader Dib, in which we have Gaz, ZIM, Skoodge, Tenn, Zita, and Larb verses Dib, Tak, and the combined Resisty and Meekrob armies, ending with Dib, Tak, and their remaining forces being banished to the remote corners of Saturn, while ZIM ends up replacing the incompetent Red and Purple as leader of Irk, with Gaz as his Empress/Queen Consort.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

L4V3ND3RP In reply to ??? [2011-04-27 23:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I LITERALLY 'DIED' LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to L4V3ND3RP [2011-06-10 04:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! (: That is what I wanted x3 people dying... I mean... laughing... (:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

L4V3ND3RP In reply to madamedobato [2011-06-10 14:52:05 +0000 UTC]

i love it! xD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

OMGWTS In reply to ??? [2011-04-26 02:33:50 +0000 UTC]

omg! so f-ing funny my 3 favorit ones were 5 ,8, and 9 really really good

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to OMGWTS [2011-06-10 04:49:44 +0000 UTC]

(: Thank you, it makes me so happy.

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

elanesmith In reply to ??? [2011-04-17 03:15:59 +0000 UTC]

why is miss bitters nomming dibs head? o_O

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to elanesmith [2011-04-17 19:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Why not? (:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

elanesmith In reply to madamedobato [2011-04-17 19:35:09 +0000 UTC]

got no clue...OMNOMNOM!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

tefuna In reply to ??? [2011-04-13 23:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh this is so hilarious and perfect. This is exactly what I think of just about all IZ pairings. Great work!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to tefuna [2011-04-17 19:24:52 +0000 UTC]

XD Wooow thank you, I think never before someone have given me that gift (:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

T0XICFR0G In reply to ??? [2011-04-13 01:26:59 +0000 UTC]

i am TOATALLY for badr now LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to T0XICFR0G [2011-04-17 19:25:13 +0000 UTC]

The best Pairing (:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DerCouch In reply to ??? [2011-03-21 02:21:08 +0000 UTC]

XD No habla espanol! You forgot the Almighty Tallest pairings (RAPR and ZAPR)!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

madamedobato In reply to DerCouch [2011-03-21 17:46:55 +0000 UTC]

You're right D: I didn't know it exist untill was too late D:

- Over and out -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

shadowhunter31 In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]

jajaja me cago de risa.....
encima esos dialogos JAJAJAJA

👍: 0 ⏩: 1


<= Prev | | Next =>