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Description: Two fighting world champions who are phonies and use cheap tactics duke it out! Who will be the true champion? Hercule Satan of the World Martial Arts Tournament or Rawk Hawk of the Glitz Pit? DragonBall Z VS Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door!

INTRODUCTION

BoomStick: When you think of true champions in the ring badasses like Chuck Norris and John Cena instantly come to mind.
Wiz: But not all fighting champions are quite in the same league. Some are phonies who are not nearly as strong as they pretend to be and often cheat to win.
BoomStick: Like Hercule Satan, the world martial arts champion.
Wiz: And Rawk Hawk, champion of Glitzville's Glitz Pit.
BoomStick: He's Wiz and I'm BoomStick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!

HERCULE SATAN

BoomStick: When anyone thinks of the DBZ universe they think of superhuman guys doing ridiculous and badass shit like flying and shooting destructive laser beams from their hands BUT this i'snt always the case for every DBZ character.
Wiz: Like Hercule Satan, a regular human man who is the world martial arts champion and strongest regular human on earth.
BoomStick: Think of him like Captain America in that way but minus the heroic, courageous, and super steroids parts.
Wiz: You see, before he became the world martial arts champion and supposed hero of the people Mr. Satan went by the name of Mark. Mark wanted to learn the art of combat.
BoomStick: Young Mark trained in the dojo Satan castle but NO, he wasn't actually trained by the devil sadly.
Wiz: He actually turned out to be very skilled at martial arts and combined with his immense physical strength he decided he was ready and soon entered the fighting ring to work his way to the top to become champion. He won beating up his final opponent Spopovich easily and took on his new stage name Mr. Satan and also became a rich billionaire from the tournament's prize money now living in a mansion. But this was the only time he legimately won any tournament.
BoomStick: Yeah, you see from then on he became a huge phony who cheated his way through tournaments in various ways when the competition got too tough and he pretended that he defeated the alien monster Cell who was threatening the fate of the entire earth. Hercule set up a fake video of a puppet show showing him killing Cell and those idiots fell for it actually thinking it was the real deal! After this, every human on earth worshipped him thinking of Mr. Satan as a god. But the one who actually ended up killing Cell was Goku's son Gohan but the people of earth never found that out.
Wiz: But hey, it's not like Hercule didn't try to actually beat Cell. He did but Cell ended up slapping him to a mountain and if you think that is figurative language to emphasize how badly he was beaten... it's not. I mean it literally.
( Shows clip of Cell slapping Hercule so hard he goes flying to a mountain)
BoomStick: (Laughs) That's too funny! Show it again!
( Clip re-loops continuously as BoomStick laughs)
Wiz: Ok, we get it! That's enough! Anyway, regardless of Mr. Satan's phoniness he's not a complete poser/ seemingly jerkish man. He once married a lady named Miguel who sadly died but before she did they had a daughter named Videl who Hercule has cared deeply for ever since and seems to prize above everything else.
BoomStick: Yeah, that's sweet but let's get on to the important stuff already!
Wiz: Right, Mr. Satan is quite impressive for a regular human due to his insane physical strength. Plus, he has techniques like his megaton punch and dynamite kick which... are actually just regular kicks and punches. He just named them to sound cool while fighting, hey this is anime. Let's just move on to his strength.
BoomStick: He's so strong that he has ripped 3 phone books in half at once, pulled 4 buses by strings attached to them, and has chopped through 19 solid bricks with a single hand chop! DAMN! Are we sure he didn't take super steroids like Captain America did?
Wiz: Suprisingly, NO. He's somehow naturally this strong apparently through intense physical training. But not only is he extremely strong but he's also shown the capability to be extremely fast. When a criminal gunman was about to shoot him, Hercule moved faster than the gunman's eye could see making it look like he teleported. But unfortunately, he still wasn't quite fast enough and got hit by the bullet anyway.
BoomStick: Don't worry though, his good old friend Majin Buu revived him with his magic powers. Yeah, that's right! He actually managed to become friends with that thing! Y'know the destructive pink blob monster that kills humans by turning them into candy or by blowing up their cities with fiery breath? Yeah, that one.
Wiz: Yes, Hercule's goofy and foolish personality has surprisingly helped him survive many situations like when the evil Kid Buu who normally kills anyone who confronts him, didn't take Hercule seriously and simply just gave him a slight punch in the face.
BoomStick: Speaking of surviving situations, when Mr. Satan feels he needs a backup plan he has an assortment of capsules that he has an endless supply of due to his multi-billionaire wealth. These capsules, even though they are the size of vitamins they can literally contain anything no matter how big the object that's inside is. With these capsules Mr. Satan's typical battle arsenal consists of disguised explosives, jetpacks, and even missile launchers!
Wiz: And when the evil Kid Buu was going to destroy the earth Mr. Satan actually helped Goku save the world by getting the people of earth to listen to Hercule, raising their hands into the air to charge positive energy into Goku's spirit bomb to give it enough power to kill Kid Buu.
BoomStick: So, it looks like he did end up legitamtely saving the earth after all! Talk about ironic.
Wiz: But despite of how capable Mr. Satan can be, his foolish and cocky personality often can lead to his downfall just as much as it can help him luck out in situations.
BoomStick: But overall, I'd say he's a whole lot better than Yamcha.
( Hercule jumps off a cliff to try and fly like the Saiyans do but of course just falls hurting himself a lot.)
Hercule Satan: Owww... the pain... ow.

RAWK HAWK

Wiz: The Paper Mario universe is filled with various strange locations but one place in particular is where everyone in it's world have heard of and dream of going to. For normal people or those simply with no other means of flight, the only way to get there is through a blimp in the town of Rogueport.
BoomStick: Why? Because the area is literally floating high up in the sky being held up by jet streams. This is the city of Glitzville home to the fighting arena the Glitz Pit. Here, fighters from all over the world come to duke it out in the fighting league and ranked based on victories. The major league fighters are tough trained fighters but the minor league ones are just pathetic pussies.
Wiz: But the champion of this arena who has beat them all is Rawk Hawk, a golden muscular Hawk.
BoomStick: Are you sure he's actually a Hawk? He looks more like a chicken to me.
Wiz: I'm pretty sure he's a Hawk. Anyway, Rawk Hawk over the years with his strength he had been easily dominating all of his competition, and with his arrogant attitude he would always mock them calling them weaklings, none of them ever standing a chance. Rawk Hawk had it all with all of his fans in the audience worshipping and always crowding him for autographs and cameramen filming him outside the ring when every match ends
BoomStick: But everything changed when Mario came to town. Mario and his friends being on their adventure to find the 7 all-powerful crystal stars they noticed that Rawk Hawk had a crystal star on his championship belt. Rather than just steal it, Mario decided to enter into the fighting league to legitametely work his way up to being the new champion to earn the belt under his fighting league stage name " The Great Gonzales" a name which the fighting league's director just totally pulled out of his ass.
Wiz: However, in Rawk Hawk's eyes Mario was a massive issue for his championship title. He feared that Mario would be stronger than him, Rawk Hawk's fear of this only grew with every victory Mario took in the fighting league because this meant Mario was getting closer to reaching the top of the ranks to face off against Rawk Hawk in the championship match.
BoomStick: So being the cowardly, arrogant douchebag that he is, Rawk Hawk did everything he could to make sure that Mario wouldn't make it that far. First, he barged into Mario's major league locker room and threatened him that he will beat him up outside the ring if he dares trying to advance any farther in the ranks. That didn't work at all, so then he tried something a little crazier. He sent an anonymous cake to his room. Seems harmless right? But it turned out to be a poisonous cake that was meant to KILL MARIO!
Wiz: Whoa there BoomStick, it's unreasonable to say that he was trying to kill him! It's more likely he was just trying to make him too sick to be able to attend his next match so he would be disqualified. Plus, when one of the other combatants in the major league locker room ended up eating the cake they didn't die. They just were well... really sick.
BoomStick: Fair enough, so anyway despite Rawk Hawk's best efforts Mario defeated everyone else in the fighting league anyway leading up to his match against Rawk Hawk. But Rawk Hawk had one final trick up his feathers. Rawk Hawk ordered a security guard to lock the doors in an abadoned minor league locker room preventing Mario from leaving the room during the time of the ring's match so Mario would get disqualified. But Mario found a way out that's... quite disgusting. He had to flush himself down a toilet to be transported into another room. At least it wasn't a used toilet though.
Wiz: So finally the Mario VS Rawk Hawk championship match began and Rawk Hawk had no choice but to face the fight. Rawk Hawk's fighting style mainly consists of aerial attacks. He can curl up into a ball and jump into the air onto opponents like a Sonic the hedgehog spin dash. He can also jump into the air and glide jump into opponents punching them hard in the face. His ground attack is his double slide kick where he slides on the ground towards a foe and slams them with his feet.
BoomStick: But, he's not above cheating. His ultimate move is where he stomps the ground causing a metal bar to descend down from the stage. Rawk Hawk then jumps up holding onto the metal bar and shakes it causing many stage props to fall down on foes. This includes large speakers, metal chunks, and metal buckets. How is that shit even allowed?
Wiz: It... probably i'snt but regardless of it being a cheap tactic, the strength required to do such a thing is insane. Not only is Rawk Hawk able to stomp the ground with so much force that the metal bar descends downwards from it's hinges but he's also strong enough to cause the objects attached all the way up on the ceiling to drop down just by shaking the metal bar.
BoomStick: Yeah, sure but he wasn't strong enough though because Mario ultimately defeated him becoming the new Glitz Pit world champion. Oh, and the crystal star? Well, it was discovered way beforehand that it was actually a fake and they got the real one later but that's irrelevant.
Wiz: But Rawk Hawk's feats don't stop there. In the ring, Rawk Hawk was able to easily knock down and defeat an armored koopa in a single slide kick as well as defeat everyone else in the tournament's league which consists of various super-powered beings of the Mario universe. Plus, far later on when Bowser and his assistant Kammy Koopa invade an underground hideout looking for a crystal star they see the fake one on Rawk Hawk's championship belt on a wall mistaking it for being real. However, Rawk Hawk steps in and confronts them with his usual arrogant boasting of how he's apparently the strongest and threatening them to leave.
BoomStick: Bowser of course refuses so Rawk Hawk attempts to attack with a double slide kick but Bowser easily defeats him by jumping over him and ground pounds squashing the chicken nugget flat on the ground literally like paper. Sure, a pretty pathetic and easy defeat but Rawk Hawk actually survived this attack! Keep in mind Bowser's size, weight, and strength. Oh yeah, and HA! That's too funny! Show it again!
( Clip re-loops over and over continuously showing Bowser stomping and flattening Rawk Hawk.)
Wiz: Ok, we get it! That's enough! Plus, Rawk Hawk along with the rest of the people of the paper world later assisted Mario in saving the world by cheering him on through the crystal stars to give him the power to defeat the Shadow Queen. Sounds similar and familiar to something else we went over. Anyway, Rawk Hawk is strong and capable but his major weakness is his extremely arrogant attitude. He believes others to be lesser beings and believes himself to be the best and the strongest. When Mario defeated him Rawk Hawk did learn respect for Mario and admitted his loss but Rawk Hawk's arrogant attitude still hasn't changed much since.
BoomStick: Still, he's the strongest chicken I've ever seen.
Wiz: HE'S A HAWK!!!
Rawk Hawk: You little punk-weasel! You forgot these muscles? You forgot this hugeness? ( Breaking the fourth wall pointing to and talking to the game's player.)

INTERMISSION

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
BoomStick: It's time for a death battle!!!!!!!!!!

PRE-BATTLE

(What follows in this section is a somewhat long start-up to the battle itself. This portion is purely for entertainment, character interaction, and holds no significance to the battle or outcome. If you do not wish to read this part then skip to the battle section.)
Today is not an ordinary day for both the Paper Mario and DBZ universes. The two universes have merged together for a huge event. The collaboration teamup between the World Martial Arts Tournament and the Glitz Pit for the ultimate championship match between both of the places world champions. Hercule Satan of the World Martial Arts Tournament and Rawk Hawk of the Glitz Pit. The World Martial Arts Tournament announcer and Jolene the female Toad Glitz Pit announcer are heading towards the stadium in a helicopter. The match is about to start in an hour. The match is taking place in a gigantic stadium with a large screen showing pictures of Hercule Satan and Rawk Hawk with a VS symbol in between them. The gigantic stadium is filled with roaring fans. Both the regular humans of DBZ and the Toads, Koopas, dogs and more from the paper universe take up most of the audience.
However, the more notable guests are about to be there as well. From the paper universe the first to show up are Mario and Peach. Being the important people that they are, they have special seats reserved for them at the top of the stadium. Mario jumping into the area holding Peach in his arms as they sit down together in their chairs in front of another row of chairs reserved for those of the DBZ universe.
Peach: Oh Mario! What a lovely way to celebrate the 1000 time you have saved me from Bowser. We can have some time up here just the two of us. You're my hero.
Peach kisses Mario on the cheek when suddenly she notices a third chair right next to them.
Peach: Umm, Mario? Who is this third chair for?
Suddenly Luigi jumps high from out of nowhere landing onto the seat right next to them.
Luigi: Hey Bro! Hi Princess!
Mario waves as Peach is secretly annoyed by Luigi being with them. But if that annoys her she wasn't prepared for who came next. From in the sky Bowser comes descending down flying in his clown car with Bowser Jr in his own clown car, and Kammy Koopa who is flying on her magic broomstick.
They land getting off their vehicles. They are right next to Mario and crew but don't even notice them at first, turned away from them talking to each other.
Bowser: HA! This is gonna be so fun watching that pathetic chicken nugget weakling Rawk Hawk get squashed by this Hercule guy just like I did to him.
Kammy Koopa: Hee hee! Indeed, Lord Bowser! It will be quite entertaining.
Bowser Jr: Yeah! That Hawk is nothing but a chicken!
Bowser suddenly turns around seeing Mario and crew. Mario stands in a fighting stance as both Peach and Luigi are scared. Bowser jumps a little in shock as his eyes widen.
Bowser: WHAT?! MARIO?! Can't I ever go a day without you bothering me?
Mario takes out his ultra hammer and jumps up in the air and swings down at Bowser but Bowser catches the hammer smacking Mario with it knocking him back onto his seat.
Bowser: NO YOU IDIOT! LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU TODAY AND I DON'T WANT TO STEAL THE PRINCESS! I JUST CAME HERE TO WATCH THIS MATCH SO LET ME SIT UP HERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Mario could see the legitamcy in Bowser's tone so he nodded and let Bowser stay. Kammy Koopa used a magic spell to create chairs for both Bowser, Bowser Jr and herself. Bowser and Bowser Jr sat down as Kammy Koopa was about too as well her back hurting all day from being old but befire she could sit...
Bowser: Get us some food Kammy Koopa.
Kammy Koopa sighed in irritation but followed orders because she knew Bowser would roast her with fire breath if she didn't.
Kammy Koopa: ... As you wish Lord Bowser.
Kammy Koopa flies off on her magic broomstick to get Bowser some food from the food stand. Meanwhile, suddenly some people suddenly teleport next to Mario and crew. These were those from the DBZ universe including Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Chi Chi, Goten, and Piccolo.
Vegeta: KAKAROT! Why did you bring both your family and mine to this stupid event anyway?! Don't you think we have better things to do today?
Piccolo: I agree with Vegeta, this is a waste of time.
Goku: Oh, come on! Lighten up guys, it'll be fun.
Vegeta: Fun? FUN?! What could possibly be fun about watching a fight between two pathetic weaklings...
Vegeta stops himself realizing something and smiling.
Vegeta: Hmph, actually now that I think about it would be pretty entertaining and good for a laugh to see just how pathetic they are. Hm, alright kakarot. I'll stay.
Goku smiles.
Goku: I guess that's the spirit Vegeta!
Suddenly, Goku notices Mario.
Goku: Wow! It's you, Mario! I've read about you on the guest list of my invitation here. It says that you're an amazing hero who is very strong always defeating every opponent you have fought and have saved this universe multiple times from godly beings! It's an honor to meet you, I'm Goku savior of my universe. I love meeting strong opponents, a fight between us would be legendary, I hope we can fight for fun after this.
Goku reaches out to shake Mario's hand in greeting. Mario slowly accepts Goku's hand shaking it. Mario found it strange that someone who is being friendly towards him also is saying he wants to fight him. Vegeta scoffs to himself at Goku and Mario's greeting.
Vegeta ( to himself): That Kakarot. What a fool, complimenting and shaking the hand of such a lesser being. If it's true that this universe has been saved by this fat Italian man then we must be in a pretty weak pathetic universe.
Meanwhile, Bulma and Chi Chi are talking with Peach.
Bulma: You're so pretty. I can see why your man Mario is always willing to save you.
Peach: Thank you! You're pretty too!
Bulma and Chi: Thank you!
Bulma and Chi Chi look at each other then start arguing about who Peach said it to.
Meanwhile, Bowser Jr is play fighting with Goten and Trunks. Bowser Jr shooting fireballs while Trunks and Goten shoot Ki blasts. Bowser is just sitting nearby watching all of them but he can't help but just only think of Peach.
Bowser (to himself) Ugh, Princess Peach is very beautiful. I wish she would just like me. Hm, maybe I can secretly kidnap that pretty blue haired lady after this. Bah, when is this damn match going to start already? And where's Kammy Koopa with my food?!
It cuts to the line at the food stand. The line is very long as Kammy Koopa is finally second in line with Majin Buu in front of her. In the food stand is the pig who runs the hot dog shop at Glitzville... or so it would appear.Turns out it is actually Doopliss disguised as the pig running the stand to make money and even raised the prices to be ridiculously high. The real pig was locked in a closet by Doopliss still in there duck-taped to a wall. Majin Buu steps up to order food.
Majin Buu: Buu wants burger, fries, ice cream, cotton candy, and milkshake.
Doopliss disguised as the pig comes back minutes later with Buu's food prepared on a large tray handing it to him.
Doopliss: Alright, that'll be a sum total of...
Majin Buu: Thank you for food!
Buu teleports far away with the food eating rapidly in his seat. A toad sitting next to him is very freaked out.
Doopliss: HEY! You're supposed to pay for that! You son of a...
Doopliss sees Kammy Koopa now in front of him.
Doopliss: YOU pay before ordering.
It cuts back to Bowser as Kammy Koopa is finally flying back on her broomstick with a large tray of about 100 burgers.
Bowser: IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!
Bowser snatches a burger and devours it quickly. However; Mario's crew,the Saiyans and Bulma and Chi Chi all smell and notice the burgers so before Bowser can react they are all huddled around him.
Goku: Excuse me, Mr. Turtle sir. Could we all have one of those?
Bowser: WHAT?! NO, buy your own free-loaders. I've been waiting forever for these and I haven't eaten all day. So move along paintbrush heads.
Bowser was referring to Goku and Vegeta with those last two words. Goku wasn't effected but Vegeta was pissed off by the insult.
Vegeta: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME YOU FAT TURTLE FREAK?!
Bowser: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!
Bowser breathes fire breath on Vegeta burning him. Vegeta brushes it off suffering burns and is extremely enraged, Vegeta shoots a Galick gun blast at Bowser, Bowser getting hit directly in the chest by the purple laser beam hurting him and knocking him down. Vegeta then takes the tray of burgers and brings it to his group and Mario's crew. Kammy Koopa is shocked and flies toward Bowser.
Kammy Koopa: Lord Bowser! Are you ok?
Bowser gets up.
Bowser: ...Urrgh... I'm fine. I hate that guy. I'll deal with him after... what the?!
Bowser hears a loud sound and turns around as everyone else does too. Everyone looks up and sees a helicopter descending down towards the stadium causing the audience to cheer. A rope ladder comes down from it as the two fight announcers, the World Martial Arts Tournamnet announcer and Jolene the Glitz Pit announcer climb down onto the stage. The audience cheers, excited for the match to begin. The announcers pick up their microphones and begin.
DBZ Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! We're honored to have the World Martial Arts Tournament and the Glitz Pit team up together...
Jolene: For the ultimate championship match! Both fighting leagues hail a variety of strong and skilled fighters but none compare to these two, the champions.
DBZ Announcer: Without wasting time, let's get this started! Are you all ready to see a battle between these two legends?
The audience cheers extremely loudly.
DBZ announcer: In this left corner, here he is the man with the iron hands World Martial Arts Champion HERCULE SATAN!!!!
Hercule comes out from the left side of the stadium holding his hands up in his typical pose. The audience cheers loudly as he comes up on stage especially Videl and Gohan who are sitting together rooting for him.
Videl: GO DAD!
Gohan: You can do it Mr. Satan!
Bowser: YEAH! GO HERCULE, SQUASH THAT CHICKEN CHUMP LIKE I DID!
Jolene: And in this right corner, the Feral Nuclear Reactor, champion of the Glitz Pit... RAWK HAWK!!!!
The audience cheers as Rawk Hawk comes out from the right side of the stadium flexing his muscles and jumping onto the stage holding up his championship belt with the fake crystal star on it which makes the audience cheer even more. But not everyone is pleased. Bowser stands up with a thumbs down booing Rawk Hawk.
Bowser: BOO! YOU SUCK!!!
Hercule and Rawk Hawk look at each other about to start the fight but will first of course give their usual banter due to their arrogant attitudes.
Hercule Satan: Ha! This is my competition? A chicken nugget? I'll pummel you easily. Prepare to meet the wrath of MR. SATAN!
Rawk Hawk: Ha, don't make me laugh loser. You see these muscles? You'll be RAWKED in seconds.
Rawk Hawk turns forwards talking to the viewers of this page breaking the fourth wall.
Rawk Hawk: Hear this punk weasels! I don't care how this FireMaxPyro guy writes this! I'll be the winner of this fight! I'm #1, don't you little weaklings forget it!
This leaves the audience in the stadium confused, wondering who he's talking to. The large screen in front of the stage projecting Hercule and Rawk counts down from 5 as the announcers do as well.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: 5...
Hercule is checking his secret capsules inside of his robe.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: 4...
Rawk Hawk straps on his championship belt.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: 3...
Hercule practices some punches getting warmed up.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: 2...
Rawk Hawk flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: 1...
Hercule and Rawk Hawk get in their fighting stances ready for battle.

BATTLE

Hercule and Rawk Hawk charge at each other. Hercule prepares a punch expecting Rawk Hawk to do the same but is caught off guard when Rawk Hawk does something else. Rawk Hawk jumps in the air and curls in a ball doing his spin dash attack hitting Hercule in the head temporarily dazing him. Rawk Hawk hits Hercule with a couple more jumping spin dashes then follows up by punching Hercule multiple times and finishes with a sliding double kick knocking Hercule back landing on his back.

Jolene: Ooh, what a brutal onslaught of attacks! It looks like Rawk Hawk is taking the edge in this battle so far.

DBZ Announcer: Can Mr. Satan turn this battle around or is he outclassed?
Rawk Hawk folds his arms laughing in arrogance while Hercule gets up from the ground.

Rawk Hawk: Ha! Pathetic! Why don't you just give up already?
Hercule Satan: You haven't seen my true power yet!
Rawk Hawk just laughs but suddenly Hercule disappears before his very eyes. This shocks Rawk Hawk and everyone else. Before Rawk Hawk can react, Hercule re-appears in front of him and punches him in the face and kicks him in the stomach. Hercule then proceeds with a super fast flurry of punches to the stomach then punches him twice in the face once on each side and follows up with an uppercut to the chin knocking Rawk Hawk a few feet in the air. While Rawk Hawk is in mid-air, Hercule jumps up doing a double flip kicking Rawk Hawk with both feet in his stomach knocking him far back near the edge of the stage. Rawk Hawk lays on the ground hurt by this devastating combo. Hercule does a thumbs up to the crowd as they cheer at this amazing display of speed and attacks.
Hercule Satan: That's how a true champ does it!
DBZ Announcer: Absoluely incredible! I can't believe it folks! Mr. Satan somehow moved so fast that nobody could even see him!
Jolene: Yes, a truly superhuman feat by Mr. Satan followed by incredible martial arts skills. Our champ Rawk Hawk has truly met his match.
Rawk Hawk gets up brushing himself off.
Rawk Hawk: Alright, you've got some skills I'll admit but I'm just getting started. Prepare to be RAWKED!
Rawk Hawk raises his hand in the air and jumps up doing a fast horizontal glide with his fist out towards Hercule. However, Hercule easily catches Rawk Hawk by his fist with one hand and spins him around in circles fast then releasing and throwing him. But, despite Hercule intending to throw Rawk Hawk out of the ring, he instead accidentally throws Rawk Hawk against the large screen projecting the match. Hercule's eyes widen at this mistake as Rawk Hawk crashes against the screen so hard it causes a multiple large cracks in it damaging it a lot as Rawk Hawk bounces off landing on the stage injured.
DBZ Announcer: SHIT! Um... I mean, we'll pay for a new one later!
Rawk Hawk gets up bleeding in his back with glass shards from the screen which he pulls out in pain. The fake crystal star on his belt shattered to pieces. Rawk Hawk clenches his fists in anger.
Rawk Hawk: YOU'RE REALLY ASKING FOR IT NOW PUNK!
Rawk Hawk runs at Hercule jumping and curling up into a ball as at the same time Hercule jumps up performing a dynamite kick. The attacks collide hitting each other as they are both knocked back. Rawk Hawk then angrily runs at Hercule throwing rapid punches but Hercule dodges all of them easily. Hercule then delivers a flurry of punches on Rawk Hawk's stomach causing Rawk Hawk to hold it in pain with both arms.
Hercule Satan: Aw, what's the matter chicken nugget? Does that hurt... AAH!

Rawk Hawk was actually just faking/exaggerating his pain using this as a set-up to catch Hercule off guard suddenly doing a double slide kick tripping Hercule over him. Rawk Hawk then 3 times spin dash jumps on Hercule's back hurting him. But then Hercule rolls backwards as Rawk Hawk lands the fourth time dodging it. Hercule then rolls forwards finding a quick opening punching Rawk Hawk hard in the stomach hurting him but Rawk Hawk doesn't flinch as he grabs Hercule punching him hard in the stomach repeatedly. Hercule tries to retaliate throwing a punch but Rawk Hawk uses his hawk beak to bite down on Hercule's hand. Hercule screams in pain as Rawk Hawk then picks up Hercule, starts swinging him around in a circle and throws him this time against the already damaged projector TV screen which now breaks and destroys it tipping it over as Hercule bounces off of it. Hercule gets up in pain bleeding while looking at his hand which has a large bloody gash on it now. The DBZ Announcer face palms at the screen being destroyed.
Rawk Hawk: Can't take anymore chump? Don't worry, I'll end your pain.
Rawk Hawk stomps the ground causing a metal bar to come descending downwards from the ceiling. Rawk Hawk jumps high up out of reach grabbing onto it and starts shaking it causing large speakers, metal buckets, and other things from the ceiling to come falling down onto the stage. The DBZ Announcer and Jolene quickly jump off the stage to avoid the objects as speakers start falling down on audience members who run in fear.
DBZ Announcer: What's this tactic?! Is this even allowed?
Jolene: I don't know!
Hercule looks up in fear and starts slapping away the incoming rapidly falling objects but a metal bucket suddenly lands on Hercule's head making him unable to see as a speaker lands on the bucket on his head knocking him down as many speakers fall on top of him burying him underneath them. Everyone in the audience and the announcers gasp as Rawk Hawk laughs. However, suddenly the speakers start rumbling as they are all smacked away as Hercule jumps out very injured with bumps and bleeding but is alive. The audience cheers in relief especially Videl who was scared that her dad might have died. Rawk Hawk is in disbelief. Meanwhile, Hercule reaches into his robe taking out a capsule.

Rawk Hawk: You aren't dead?! You should be dead!
DBZ Announcer: Incredible! Mr. Satan survived and what's this? He seems to be holding some sort of capsule. What could be in it?!
Hercule opens it up revealing to be a jetpack which Hercule straps on his back.
DBZ Announcer and Jolene: A jetpack?!
Hercule starts up the jetpack about to launch.
Hercule Satan: You want to play dirty punk? I'm the king at playing dirty!
Hercule's jetpack activates launching him towards Rawk Hawk grabbing him flying upwards to the sky with him. Both Hercule and Rawk Hawk repeatedly punch each other in mid-air until Rawk Hawk starts using his beak again this time to peck at Hercule's face causing more bleeding. Hercule yelps and quickly kicks Rawk Hawk off of him causing him to fall towards the ground but Rawk Hawk spin dashes mid-air to safely land. Rawk Hawk looks up at the flying jetpack Hercule taunting him.

Rawk Hawk: Ha! Your stupid plan failed! And since you're too chicken to come down here I'll make you!

Rawk Hawk raises his hand in the air again doing a fast horizontal glide into the air punching Hercule in the face and knocking his jetpack off as Hercule lands on the ground on his back.

Hercule Satan: ...Ouch.

Rawk Hawk cracks his knuckles ready to finish Hercule.

Rawk Hawk: Alright Afro dork, you did better than most but like the rest you were a fool for messing with the champ.

Hercule Satan: Wait! You're right, I never stood a chance. Spare me, I surrender and I've got a victory present for you.

Hercule throws his " present" at Rawk Hawk which Rawk Hawk catches.

Rawk Hawk: Hmph, that's right. Smart move punk. Wait, what is this? A gameboy?

Hercule Satan: Bye!

Hercule takes out a device clicking a button which causes the gameboy to explode on Rawk Hawk causing a large amount of smoke covering the stage. Hercule laughs.

DBZ Announcer: What happened now? Is Rawk Hawk down for the count?

The smoke clears but Rawk Hawk is not seen at first. Instead a hole in the stage is seen but then Rawk Hawk jumps out of it revealing he was blasted through the stage as he coughs and dusts himself off now irritated.

Jolene: Don't worry Glitz Pit, our champ Rawk Hawk is fine!

The audience cheers.

Rawk Hawk: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE CHUMP!!!...

Hercule throws down another capsule and a missile launcher pops out of it.

DBZ Announcer and Jolene: A MISSILE LAUNCHER?!

Hercule laughs as the missile launcher activates firing off a rapid fire barrage of missiles at Rawk Hawk. Rawk Hawk does spin dash curl jumps to dodge the sets of missiles as they circle him around the stage. Many other missiles start to fly all over as many toads in the audience run away in fear. The DBZ announcer and Jolene duck down dodging out of the way as missiles fly towards them. Rawk Hawk then gets hit by some missiles knocking him back onto the ground. However, Rawk Hawk quickly gets up very pissed off and has had enough. Rawk Hawk curls into a ball spin dashing through the next barrage of missiles and reaches the missile launcher ripping it in half.

Hercule Satan: What?! Impossible!

Rawk Hawk jumps up above Hercule and stomps on him with much force knocking him down. Rawk Hawk stands on top of Hercule.

Rawk Hawk: GAME OVER LOSER!!!

Rawk Hawk repeatedly and brutally pounds on and punches Hercule as he yelps in extreme pain. Then Rawk Hawk spin dashes on Hercule's body so hard that he shreds him apart into a bloody mess killing him. The audience and the announcers are shocked and horrified. Rawk Hawk realizing the trouble he is in takes Hercule's jetpack and flies out of the stadium escaping.

K.O!

People gather around Hercule's corpse mourning him especially Videl who is crying as Gohan tries to cheer her up. Buu starts trying to revive Hercule.

Boomstick: So... no fried chicken tonight?

Wiz: I'm afraid not Boomstick. Hercule may have been faster, had martial arts skills, and had his capsules as backup but Rawk Hawk is actually stronger and far more durable.

Boomstick: Both of them are ridiculously strong with Hercule being strong enough to pull 4 metal buses and punch through one of them while Rawk Hawk is strong enough to stomp the ground with enough force to send a metal bar off it's hinges from the ceiling and shake it so hard that it sends the same ceiling's objects falling down BUT the scale of each of their competetion is what allows us to determine who is stronger.

Wiz: The opponents Hercule has defeated to become champion while they are strong in their own right they are still just regular humans while in contrast with Rawk Hawk in order to become the Glitz Pit's champion he had to defeat all of the super strength and super powered creatures in the tournament's bracket. This includes Magikoopas, chain chomps, hammer bros, fire bros, boomerang bros, spiked bristles, iron clefts, a dark armored koopatrol etc. These opponents are far out of Hercule's league.

Boomstick: When comparing durability while it's true that Hercule survived a slap from cell that sent him flying all the way to a mountain but when you look at the feat in closer context it's not nearly as great as it seems.

Wiz: First of all, it was clearly stated in that scene that Cell didn't want to waste any energy/power on Hercule so none of Cell's actual strength was put into that slap. Secondly, Hercule was flying at a very slow rate and the mountain was very nearby. Examining the scene, while it is still true that the force of the slap would definitely kill an average person BUT it is possible for an average person to survive the slow air trip to the mountain with just a few cuts and bruises.

Boomstick: Rawk Hawk is so durable that he survived being squashed and flattened by Bowser! Bowser, the giant turtle monster who is strong enough to lift and throw castles! With durability like that Hercule's physical attacks and not even the weapons in his capsules would ever be able to kill Rawk Hawk.

Wiz: Plus, while it's true Hercule did once move so fast that he appeared to have teleported but he only did this one time and has never moved nearly that fast in any other part in the entire DBZ series. Thus implying that he can only move that fast when under an adrenaline rush while in an extreme situation such as he was with that scene with the gunman.

Boomstick: Hercule got RAWKED!

Wiz: The winner is Rawk Hawk.