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Lucifer touch Megan and she stiff up. Jer arms fell to her sides and her leg where together. When she look at Lucifer, he did not look mad. He look very, very, remorseful. Like he was really sorry for what he just did.
Lucifer: I'm...Sorry. I...didn't mean to. It just I just found out my wife is having sex with my worst enemy and I guess I kind just lost it. (looks to Alastor) I'm sorry Alastor. (puts hand on forehead) I don't know what I was thinking.
Alastor: Um. I, it's ok sire. And for the record, your a better kisser then my mate. Really know how work that tongue.
Lucifer: ( hand down) Please forgive me. I'll let your kids tickle me all they want if you say, your forgive me.
Almor & Almer: Yay!
Alastor: How about you unfreeze my mate first?
Lucifer: Of cousre! She can't and can't forgive me.
Lucifer unfreezes Megan and hopes she will frogive and not him up anymore.
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Megan: *turns angrily to Alastor* So, I'm not a good kisser, is that what I just heard?
Alastor: No, no, I didn't mean...
Megan: *grabs Alastor forcefully, starts making out with him, her fury pushing her into passion, sticking her tongue nearly down his throat*
Almor & Almer: *watch this in awe* Go Mom!
Megan: *pulls away from Alastor, who has a huge grin on his face* Have any other complaints about my kissing?
Alastor: N-No, ma'am...
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Lucifer: Humf. Rub it in my face, why don't ya? Lillith dosen't kiss me like that anymore. I'm legit jealous over here.
Charlie: I'm sorry daddy.
Lucifer got up and look determine.
Lucifer: Al, Meg. You may want to take the kids outside for a bit.
Charlie: Ok, why?
Lucifer: Because I'm about to go up stairs, confront my wife and that bitch of a cat, and. Well let's just say all of hell is about to literally break loose! I'll try and not to destroy the hotel my dear.
Lucifer puts back on his hat and gos up stairs. The twins are no where to be seen.
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Megan: Kids? Kids? Oh crap, where are they?
Lucifer: *starts laughing* STOP! STOP! I BEG OF YOU! STOP!
Alastor: Found 'em. *snaps fingers, kids are transported back to them*
Megan: *grabs kids, runs outside with them*
Almer: Mom, where are we going?
Alastor: Away from the hotel for a while.
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Lucifer: Alastor! You will come with me!
Alastor: Yes sire but why me?
Lucifer: She's you familiar! And I may need someone to hold me back. Charlie, you stay here or better yet go outside. I don't want you to see or hear this.
Charlie with tears in her eyes: Yes daddy. Please don't kill mommy.
Lucifer: I would never. But hurt her maybe.
Charlie leaves and ask Megan to wait up for her. Luci and Al go stairs.
Angel: Oh crap, their really coming! Everyone, scrame! Boy I hope room will survie.
Angel crawls on the ceilling and watches from above. Alastor showed Lucifer to Angel's room. They can hear groaning and purring. Lucifer knocks.
Lucifer: (koncking) Lilly! Are you in there doing what I think you doing and with who I think you are doing it with?!! (no answer) Lillith! (pounds door. Whispers where heard.)
Annabelle: We'er having fun, go away!
Lillith: Yeah. Go play with the kids are something. I'm about to find Annabelle's G-spot.
Annabelle: Oh, yeah right there on the tail.
Lucifer look like he was about to exslode. Alastor quickly got out the master key and unlock and open the door. Then quickly cover his eyes for lilly was complety necked and spread out on the bed. Ann was in her human cat form but was all white with red cheeks like Lucifer's.
Lillith: Oh hey hon. Care to join us? I see you brought the deer.
Annabelle: I'm if Alastors game.
Alastor: No! I think Lucifer has something to say.
Lucifer: Yes. Lillith, what the actually living hell?!! You cheat on me with that?!!
Lillith: She has a name and its Annabelle!
Annabelle: Yep kingy. And we lovers now. I almost never had it so good.
Lucifer: But, but...
Lillith: I love Annabelle and I'm not giving sex with her just because you don't like her!
Lucifer: Alastor, you want to step in here buddy? Anytime now.
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Alastor: Annabelle, what the hell? You have ANY idea what you did?
Annabelle: I had sex with a gorgeous woman. So?
Alastor: *turning bright red* You seduced the fucking QUEEN of Hell! You enraged the KING! Who then tried to seduce ME in return! *starts to tear up* Because of you two and your carnal urges, not only did I almost got forced into sex with Lucifer, but Megan was about to KILL him for that! Is that what you want, Ann? For my mate, the mother of my children, to get arrested and probably EXECUTED for attacking the KING of Hell?! Devil, why are you so...so...so damn SELFISH? *cries*
Angel: *crawls down, rubs Al's shoulders comfortingly* Hey, it's OK, buddy. It's OK. Where are Tootsie Pop and the kids now?
Alastor: Outside. *sobs*
Angel: OK, good, they're safe. Hey, come on, don't cry. Cryin' doesn't suit yer face. *gets out tissues, hands them to him*
Alastor: Thank you. *blows nose* I'm sorry for my outburst. It's just...I get you're your own woman, Ann, and I respect that. Heck, I love that. But...we have a family now. Megan, Almer, Almor...the things you and I do ultimately end up affecting them as well as us. I don't want anything bad happening to them; especially as a result of us.
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( WOW. And can smarter? I good with lore and settings and maybe drama. Not with stuff like that! Well, maybe if you give me time but still, I'm glad I had Alastor over to you.)
Annabelle was crying as well.
Annabelle: Alastor, I'm so sorry. I didn't think. It just Lill was so good and the fact this would piss Lucifer off, was such a turn on. We, I just went for it. It's in my nature to be selfish but that's no excuse. Lill. I think we need to stop. And you need to get dress.
Lillith: Aw, but kitty kat...
Annabelle: But nothing! Al's right, this was a bad idea...
Lillith came over and hug Annabelle.
Lillith: But I don't want to lose you. I love you so much. And just phillz-ai-lee. I have always aimirer you. Your so cool and powerful and...
Annabelle: Yes, yes, I know. But some loves are not ment to be.
Lucifer: Thank you.
Lillith started crying and got up walk over to them and close the door on them but just before she did Ann said:
Annabelle: Thank you boys. I got it from here. You can everyone to come back now.
She closes the door and Lucifer and Alastor and Angel dust head down the stairs.
Lucifer: She made be selfish but that's one smart cat.
Alastor: I know. Tought me most of what I know.
(At the button of the stairs now)
Lucifer: Uh, you know, I really wouldn't do anything to you or family. I don't hold you responsible for your familiar actions.
Alastor: Thank you Luci.
Alastor pulls out his phone and called Megan.
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(Sorry; I'm a bit of an emotional person, in case you couldn't tell.)
Megan: *phone rings* Hello? Allie? Are you OK? You sound like you've been crying.
Alastor: I...have been. But...it's all safe now. You and Charlie can bring the kids back inside.
Megan: Thank you, love. *hangs up* OK, kiddos. Daddy says we can go back inside.
Almer & Almor: OK.*follow her and Charlie inside*
Alastor: *immediately hugs them when they come in* I'm so sorry...my sweet family.
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Lucifer was sitting on the couch looking very sad. The kids go over to him.
Almor: Great uncle Lucifer, what's wrong?
Lucifer: Oh, a lot of things. But mosty what my wife and she did. I...don't know if I can move past or even get over it.
Charlie: What are you saying dad?
Lucifer: I think...I want a dee-vorce.
Almer & Almor: What's that?
Lucifer: It mean we we're married. And now we're not.
( It's cool, you don't have to be sorry. Maybe your emotionaly smart.
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Megan: *sits next to him* Oh Your Majesty...I'm so sorry. *notices he's got a pretty bad shiner from her hit* Oh no...*gets him an ice pack*
Lucifer: Thank you. *holds it to his eye*
Megan: Sorry about that. I just...I get crazy jealous whenever someone shows interest in Alastor. Especially someone as attractive and powerful as you, sire. It just, it reminds me that...that Allie is so handsome and desirable, and I'm a frumpy nobody with stretch marks and a fat ass and...what if he leaves me because I'm so ugly? *cries, hair turns blue, deep red scars appear on her wrists and thighs*
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Alastor: Oh, Megan, that will never happen! I love you and only you. But if I ever did fall in love with someone else, you still be my number one mate.
Megan: What? What do you mean?
Lucifer: In hell, you can have more then one mate. If Alastor wanted to take on another, he can. And that mate would share Annabelle as well. I don't know if you would be share tho...
Megan: What?!! You can get another mate?! And are you thinking of someone?
Alastor nervous: Well um, yes.
Megan hair turning red: Who? Who else are you in love with?
Almer: Is it wrong that I love it when mum gets mad like this?
Almor: I don't know. I just want know, what's the deal with those scares that keep appearing on mum.
Alastor: Um, Angel.
Megan:WHAT?!!
Alastor: Please calm down Megan. Think of the kids. (calm downs a bit) I'm but when Angel took me the joy of sex and not to be so shy, he just kind of crawl his way into my heart. And I can't get him out! ( puts hand on heart, lets out sigh of releaf) Ooh. Sorry, I know your mad at me but it just feeels so goood to finally let that out! I've been keeping that secret and carrying it around for sooo long now.
Angel: Well Al, I must say, I'm flatter. And if your asking, I'll say yes. Aisooming Ms.Tits dosen't kill me fir...
Charlie angry and yelling: Who cares if Alastor is in love with Angel or not?!! My perents maybe getting divorce!
Charlie runs off crying and Vaggie and Niffty go after her.
Lucifer: Where they? Shouldn't they have come down by now?
Alastor: I don't know. But I do know women can go on and on and on and on...
Alastor just made a sexist joke. Dose Megan smack him for that, talk to him about being love with Angel, get mad at him for being in love with Angel, go after Charlie. OR do something else.
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Megan: *slaps the back of Alastor's head, knocking his monocle off of his face*
Alastor: Oof!
Megan: When I get back from helping Charlie, the three of us are going to have a SERIOUS talk. *runs off to find Charlie* Charlie!
Charlie: *crying in bathroom*
Vaggie: She won't let us in.
Megan: *pounds on door* Charlie! Charlie, please...*her hair turns from red to blue as she starts crying herself* Oh devil...I can't compete with Angel. He's thinner, more flexible, more experienced...*collapses onto floor* I don't want to lose Allie. I love him so much...*sobs so hard you swear you can hear her heart breaking*
Alastor: *starts to cry himself; the piece of Megan's heart inside his aching* What have I done?
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Lucifer: Well at lest your mate didn't cheat on you with your familiar. And let's face it. That could have happen.
Alastor: No! Annabelle's not like that! Wait...
Angel: So smiles, you got the hots for me?
Alastor: Well you were the first person I was ever truly intiment with. How can you not mean something special to me? (Angel blushes. Alastor holds Angel's hands) What did for me and what you showed me. I know it was a job for you that you were doing what Annabelle asking of you. But it really ment something to me. Even tho I didn't wanted it to. (starts to cry)
Angel: Oh, and you don't think our time ment something to me too?! Al I liked since I first saw ya and wanted ya as well. And then we got to doing it and...
Alastor got off the couch and kiss Angel and he kiss him back.
Alastor: Devil I've miss you.
Angel: And I miss you too.
Almer: Oooh. Daddy and Angel setting in a tree.
Almor: K-I-S-S-S-I-N-G!
Angel: Oh crap. The kids.
Lucifer: They've been here the whole time as well I.
Meanwhile back at the girls.
Vaggie: I can't believe I'm saying this but your not only one with feelings here.
Megan: W, what do you mean?
Vaggie: I mean Alastor. I know your sad and stuff but you got to think about his feelings too. Like he said, his been keeping it a secret for long. That couldn't have been easy for him.
Oh, whatever. Look, you the morther of his children and Angel will never be that. Go talk to him, we got this.
Niffty: Yeah. And maybe talk to Lucifer and Annabelle and the queen? At lest ask Luci to come here!
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Megan: OK. *sniffs, her hair still blue, goes to talk with the guys*
Lucifer: How is Charlie?
Megan: Vaggie and Nifty are with her. Maybe it would help if you were too.
Lucifer: *nods, goes*
Megan: Guys...I'm sorry for my...my behavior. It's just...you know how insecure I am. And hearing that the man you love and have loved for years...loves someone else. It's a lot to digest.
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Alastor: I think I know what you mean. I didn't want this to happen but it did. Annabelle has always wanted me to get over my shyness and she tried hersself and it did helped. We learn a lot.
Angel: Hold up. Did you do your cat?!!
Alastor: Hmm kind of. She talk to me about and showed me the basic mechanics of sex. And kind of found out just how ticklish I really am! But I never stuck it in her. Also truns out my dick is super ticklish.
Angel: Ha! I know that!
Angel trys to tickle Alastor's dick but he stops him.
Alastor: Ha, ha, ha. As much as loove the way your fuzzy hands tickle my peen, my kids are right here!
Almor: Don't mind us.
Almer: Yeah, this is great! I wonder if my dick ticklish?
Almor: I'll tickle it and we can together!
Al & Meg: No!
Almor: Well the hell not? His my brother and I have right to tickle him all I want!
Almer: Yeah! Me to! Grandma Ann said so!
Alastor to Megan: We may need to have a talk with Annabelle. But Megan, I love you and I always will. It's me and Angel were being intiment months before you showed up. In fact, I was almost about to ask him out and then you showed up and everything for me. Remember how I could barely talk to you? I didn't know why but Annabelle Angel sure did!
That Annabelle, I sware she knows me better then I know myself.
Megan: So look like sinced you first me?!!
Alastor: Well no, not exactly. I mean like you but not in that way. Then I got to know you better and saw how you were both sweet and strong and I really, really like that about you. And than, one day..Ann told me I was in love with and she was right.
Angel: Wait, your cat had to tell you, your were in love with Ms.Tits?
Alastor: My familiar and you think I'm smart enough to know something like that on my own?! You and Anna know I'm bad with stuff like that! Especially since I've only ever been in love once before!
Angel: Fair enough. Wait, you were in love before?! With who?!
Al blush, put a hand aside his head and turn away from everyone.
Alastor shyly: I rather not talk about it.
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Megan: *hair turns back to its normal raven* Oh Allie...*hugs him* I love you. I've loved you and only you for so long; but if you really want to also be with Angel, I'm behind you 100%; though I am NOT having sex with the horny spider.
Angel: Fine by me. Fucking you would feel too much like fucking my sister.
Megan: I'm so sorry, Allie. I never wanted to make you sad or upset. I only ever want to make you happy.
Alastor: You DO make me happy, lovey. So deliriously happy. And even if I am with Angel as well, you'll always have a special place in my heart; literally.
Megan: You mean that?
Alastor: I do. Hell, you gave me two beautiful children.
Angel: Yeah, I can't do that. That's one leg up on me ya got, Tootsie.
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Almor: Daddy.Who were you in love with before?
Angel: Yeah, I still want to know that. Spell it antlers!
Alastor: It was a long time ago Almor. Back when I use to live on earth. She...(lieing)was a girl I love from afar. And I still don't want to talk about it!
Angel: Ooh. Maybe we'll make you talk!
Angel and the kids started tickling Alastor to get him to him to talk. Megan quickly put a stop to it. She pick Al up and held him in her arms.
Megan: Leave him alone! Allie said he dose'nt want to talk about it and you can't make him! That's not right and kids, your ground!
Alastor smiling: Thank you honey and gah I love it when your forceful! Such a tur... Oooh. (grabs stomach) My meds. I need them.
Megan quickly and gentles put Al down and gets him his pain killers. Just after Alastor takes them, Annabelle came running down the stairs in her cat form.
Annabelle: Quick, hide me! She's crazy! Open!
And with that, the the top of Alastor's head just opens. Annabelle quickly jumps inside Alastor's head and closes it but before she dose.
Annabelle: Lill wants me! She mad about me! Don't tell her where I am! Kids, sleep.
Ann cast a spell and the twins behind the bar and to Husk who has been here the whole time and clime up on him and fall asleep on his back. Alastor was rubbing his head.
Alastor: I completely forgot Ann can do that! Still feels weird tho.
After Al said that, Lillith came down the stairs and look haft crazed.
Lillith: Where is she? Wheres Annabelle?!!
Alastor: She not here! Ann is gone! Lill: No!
Lillith runs over to Alastor and grabs his collar and shakes him a little.
Lillith: I want her Alastor! I'll give you anything you want for her! Anything! Just name it!
Alastor: Madam, get a hold of yourself! And please let go of me!
Lillith: You don't understand, I LOVE her! I NEED her! GIVE HER TO ME!
Annabelle in Al's head: Yep. She's lost it. I'm to good.
Alastor talking to Ann in his head: This not the time to brag. What do we do?
Annabelle: Que husband.
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Megan: Uh...Your Majesty? Maybe...we should find the King?
Lilith: *looks half-crazed at Megan* YOU! *grabs her by the arms* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ANNABELLE?
Megan: I didn't do anything!
Lilith: LIAR! YOU'RE JEALOUS OF US! YOU WANT ME FOR YOURSELF!
Megan: Madame, I assure you, I do not. My heart belongs to Alastor.
Lilith: WELL, NOW YOUR LADY PARTS BELONG TO ME! *tries to rip Megan's dress off*
Megan: *screams, tries to push her off* ALASTOR! LUCIFER! SOMEONE, PLEASE, SAVE ME!
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Lucifer and others came rushing in. They the haft craze queen holding Megan. Lucifer quickly run over and grab Lillith and pulled her off of Meg. He was holding her now and pulling Lill away from them.
Lillith: Let go of me! They know where Annabelle is! I want her more then I want you, hon! She wonderful and sweet and (gos on)
Lucifer: Urg! I hate to do to this to you Lilly pad but you leave little chorce!
Lue made a needle appear and stuck it in Lillith's neck. Lill made a noise and went lemp and went to sleep.
Charlie: What did you do to mom?!
Lucifer: Relax apple, it's just a mile set-si-vivd. She should sleep for a hour or two and maybe wake up with a big headache. Well, I guess I'll go home now and throw Lillith here in the dungeon until she calm downs or something.
Well, Charlie, Alastor. I be lieing if I said I had a good time. I got tickled and my wife is ai-sest with Alastor's familiar. (looks at Charlie) By the way, I blame Annabelle for all of this and plan to get her back for doing this to wife. At very lest, I'm thinking of having Ann fixed.
Alastor grad his head and scream in pain.
Lucifer: What's wrong Al?
Alastor: Ahh, oh nothing! Just a feedback headache. I get those sometimes.
Lucifer: Ok, whatever. (heads tores the door) Well, I hope you work things out with your mate. She should know that big-ai-me happens here in hell. And she wants another mate, you let Al. It's only fair. After all, you here forever so why stick to parter? (looks at lill) Ok, bye.
And Lucifer left with his so call wife. And as soon they were gone...
Alastor: What the hell Annabelle? That really hurt!
Annabelle's voice was geard from inside Al's head: Sorry. You know that word get to me.
Charlie: Um. Where is Ann?
Alastor: She right here, in my head. You can come out now. Their gone.
Annabelle: In a little bit. I'm trying to fi...repair the damage I callze.
Alastor: That would exsplain the headache.
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Megan: *shaking*
Almer & Almor: *nuzzle up to their mom, trying to comfort her*
Megan: *hugs her babies*
Charlie: Megan...I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
Megan: *hair turns red, flares up* NO I AM NOT OK! YOUR MOTHER TRIED TO RAPE ME!
Charlie: I know, and there's nothing I can do to fix that. I wish there were.
Megan: I...I know you do. Thank you, Charlie. *hair falls flat, turns blue, deep red scars appear*
Almor: Mama, why do you get scars on your skin?
Megan: They show up...when I'm very sad. It's because...when I was alive...when I was a young teenager...I tried to kill myself. By slashing my wrists and thighs. It was...after a bad fight with my sisters. They...said some pretty nasty things to me. That I was a useless little waste of time; I'm cleaning that up, by the way. And my parents...they didn't really do much to help me; or stop me. After all, I was the youngest of seven sisters. By that point, I wasn't even a spare; I was a throwaway. I was the lumpy pancake you toss in the trash. Thankfully, my grandfather; the only one who really seemed to care about me; he found out and stopped the bleeding before...*tears up* But ever since then, I had nasty scars on my wrists and thighs. And when I died; they were cleared, but...they show up when I'm so sad. *sobs*
Almer: *looks sad, looks at Alastor* Dad?
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Alastor: Yes son?
Almer: Did you ever do anything like that?
Alastor pick Almer up and on the couch.
Alastor: Uh, well when I was young, my oldest sisterk you aunt Alberta run away from home and I went to a dark very place. A place I never want to go back to.
Almor who has come over: Why she run away?
Alastor: Because of our father. You see, Alberta fell in love with a negro and father forbade it! So she and the negro run away and elope.
Almer: What's a negro?
Almor: What's elope?
Alastor: Oh, negro is what we used to call color or black people. And elope is what one dose when they want to get married without anyone knowing.
Alberta the cat: The 'negro', my husband has a name you know. Tony.
A black panther comes in to view. When he talk, Tony had a thick black Louisiana acsent.
Tony: Yes. I am your uncle Tony. And don't like being call that word.
Alastor somewhat nervous: Ha, ha, ha, my bad. It's just that's what dad called you andI guess I did as well.
Alberta: Well, I'm sorry my leaving upset you so but I was 18 and didn't want to live under father rule anymore!
Alastor: I get that! But still. I missed you. (Alastor eyes turn all black) Ahh! Annabelle! What happen?!! I can not see, I'm blide!
Annabelle: Sorry, sorry! Cross some wires or something. Just set still and I'll get your eye back.
( I love writing old racialism. And I believe Alastor would use that. Look at where he grew up and the time. Mississippi is not know for being kind to blacks. Yeah, I call them blacks. Not in a racis way, I'm a child of the 80s. And it is just easyer. To say and spell. Also they still call us 'white' so I think it's only fair we can called them 'black'. I'm not a racist! I love black people. Most of all the way talk. So different from the way I talk.)
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(I get that; though I thought Alastor was Creole, so I don't know if he'd use those words.)
Megan: *hugs Alastor, pets his hair*
Alastor: Meg? Is that you?
Megan: Yes. *kisses his forehead, looks sad at Alberta and Tony* I'm sorry you two went through that. You two seem like such a lovely couple.
Tony: Thank you, ma'am. You and Baby Al seem to be one as well.
Alastor: Ow...ow...OW! *blinks, eyes turn back to normal* Oh thank goodness.
Megan: *kisses him*
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(Well, Al really gets it from his dad. Don't we all?)
All of Alastor's sisters came around and hug Megan.
Alettea: I'm awfully sorry you had such awful sisters. But we love you!
Aline a snake: Yeah. You bag Al. Who knew you could tame that beast?
Alberta: Well it dose helped that he knock her up! But still, Megan, you are our favorite sister-in-law. And with us and Al, your always have family that loves you!
They hug again as both Megan and Alastor cry tears of joy.
Megan: Thank you all so much! I love you too and want to get to know you all better!
Annabelle: Ok, I think I've done all that I can. Your healing powers should take of the rest. Coming-out not. Open up!
The top of Alastor's head open and as soon as it did, Charlie grab Annabelle and pull away from Al and held her in her arms.
Charlie angry yelling: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY MOTHER?!!
Annabelle: I'm...not sure. I thought we're just having fun, fooling around and shit. But I guess it ment more to her...
Alastor: Annabelle. Did you bond with Lillith?!
Annabelle: Got to go!
Red smoke appear and Annabelle was gone.
Charlie: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FOREVER! Alastor! Help me find her!
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Alastor: I'm on it. Come on. *leads them off*
Megan: Almer, Almor, stay here with Niffty.
Almer: But we wanna help find Grandma too.
Megan: I know you do, but you should stay here in case she comes back while we're all out.
Almor: OK, Mama.
*the others all run out*
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Alastor close his eyes and stared to try and find Annabelle. Then he grab his head in pain.
Megan: Alastor! What's wrong?!
Alastor straining: I'm..trying to use my powers to find Annabelle but she's...jamming me. It hurts. I'm sorry Charlie, I have to stop.
Charlie: That's ok. I don't want you getting hurt. But can you do anything to find her?!
Alastor: This is not going to be easy. She can turn into anything and she knows all my weaknessesss. Ann knows how to get away from me and how to stop me. But I know her.
Alastor summend his cane and tap it on the ground. They where somewhere they did not know.
Charlie: Where are we?
Alastor: A place where Annabelle gos to hide sometimes. Up there.
Alastor pointed up to a cave. It was high up and the side of a rock cliff.
Charlie: We can't clime that.
Angel: Maybe you can't. But I can.
Angel sarted scaleing the cliff. Soon he got to the cave. But when he tried to go inside, there was a spell keeping him from going in and he bouce off the cliff. Alastor cought him.
Alastor: Annabelle has a spell on that cave to keep others out.
Angel angry: You could have told me that!
Alastor: Where's the fun in that? Now let me see...
Alastor drops Angel and truns into a bird and flys up to the cave and flys in. Then he flys out with a note in his beak. Then he flys back and turns back into hiself. The note is in his mouth. He takes it out and reads it.
Alastor reading: My sweetess Al. Your never find me! I can be anywhere and in anyone. Go home and spend time with your kids. Oh, and also I do not want that spider becoming one of your mates! NO APROVE! Love Annabelle. P.S. I'm sorry Charlie. Fo everything. I know what a dirovce in hell is for your mom. Do you? K, bye.
Alastor: Well I guess that's it then. Shay we go home?
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Megan: I...I guess so. *sighs, her hair turning blue*
Alastor: *hugs her* It'll be OK. She'll come back when she is ready.
Charlie: I'm so sorry, Al. I know...I know how much she means to you.
Alastor: She does. But she's done this before when she's mad or upset. She always comes back.
Angel: Why the fuck wouldn't she want ME to be your mate?
Megan: *rolls eyes* Gee, I wonder.
Angel: Oh bite me, Tits.
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Alastor made his cane come back and tellaported them all home. But when they got back, Lucifer was there! He was playing with the kids.
Charlie surprise: Dad! What are you doing here?!!
Lucifer: I don't want to stay at my place tonight. Can I stay here tohight? I want to be here when Annabelle gets back! The kids told me she...out?
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Alastor: It's...a bit of a long story, Luci.
Megan: She disappeared and...we don't know when she's gonna be back.
Almer & Almor: *start to cry, their hair turning blue*
Megan: Oh my sweet babies. *hugs them* Looks like you both got your mother's emotion hair power.
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Charlie: Of coruse you can stay here tonight! You can stay for as long as you need to. But...shouldn't you try and work things out with mom?
Lucifer: I want to but...(puts hands ove his eyes and starts to cry) I don't know what to do! She never been like this before Charlie. Never. Sure, we cheat on each other all the time, you know that Char. Breaking one of the ten commandments, it gets us off, it's our thing. But it's just sex! We have sex with other people and then tell each other how it was, it's our kink and one of my favorites BUT when we have sex, it's real. It's love.
But this. I, I never seen Lilly like this. I just don't know what to do. I...just...don't! (starts to ball)
Charlie comes over and hugs her dad.
Almer: What's a kink?
Almor: I think it's what makes our tous work.
Angel: Oh, I know. I'll tell you.
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Megan: Nope! *covers Almor's ears*
Alastor: *covers Almer's ears* Ix-nay on the ex-say around our ildren-chay, Angel.
Angel: What? It's healthy for kids to wanna express that side of themselves.
Megan: Not when they're this young! You DO realize they're technically only a few days old?
Angel: Oh crud. You're right, sorry. I keep forgettin'. They just seem so much older than they really are.
Alastor: Deer genes. *stomach growls* Oh dear, either I'm getting hungry, or there's a bear living in my belly.
Almer & Almor: *giggle*
Megan: I'll fix us all some dinner. *to Lucifer* Your Majesty, is there anything in particular you'd like tonight?
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Lucifer snap: Oh, I don't care! Sorry. I'm not really hungry.
Megan: Well you should at let's get something to drank. All the crying is going to dehydrate you.
Lucifer: Good idea! (good to the bar)
Megan: That's not quite what I ment.
Suddenly Charlie slaps Alastor.
Charlie: This is all your fult! If you haven't come here or brought that damn cat, my perents would still just be fucking other people but still be together! I hate you and your cat! Get out!
Charlie runs to her room and the kids were crying and there hair turn blue.
Almer: Why do sad things keep happening?!
Almor: I don't know but I think it's our fult. Maybe we should leave.
Almer: But where should we go?
Almor: To the forest that dad took us to. We can stay there and not hurt anyone, anymore.
Almer: Ok, let's go! After dinner.
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Megan: *hair turns red* Alastor, watch the kids for a second.
Alastor: Um...OK.
Megan: *storms over to Charlie's room, kicks door down*
Charlie: What the...
Megan: *grabs Charlie by the collar* I don't give a flying FUCK if you're the princess of Hell; you do NOT get to blame MY mate and our familiar for YOUR mother being a horny slut!
Charlie: Now hang on...
Megan: *slaps her across the face* NO! SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION! I'm sorry about your parents, but this was going to happen eventually, whether because of Annabelle or not! Now you are going to march down to the lobby and apologize to Alastor, or I swear to your father I WILL dissect you like a frog! GOT IT?
Charlie: O_O Y-Yes, ma'am.
Megan: Good. *lets go of her* Now MARCH.
Charlie: *obeys, goes back to lobby* I have given myself some thought, and I was completely in the wrong to blame you, Alastor. I'm sorry.
Alastor: Thank you. *sees Megan still in fury mode* And believe me; I WILL be having some words with Annabelle when she comes back.
Charlie: That's...that's a good idea. I'm...gonna go...join my dad at the bar. *goes with Lucifer*
Alastor: *wraps his arms around Megan* Oh sweet devil, I love it when you're nasty.
Almor: Mama, are we gonna have supper now? I'm hungry.
Megan: Oh frick, I forgot. Uh...Angel, can you make dinner while Al and I...work up our appetites?
Angel: You bet, Tootsie Pop.
Alastor: Excellent. *scoops Megan up into his arms, carries her to their bedroom*
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( So just going to anory the kids wanted to run away huh? Ok.)
There was a knock at the door and Angel got it. lots of demons came in and set up a seven corse meal for their king.
Lucifer: Thank you boys but I'm really hungry...
Dosen't really matter, we're just doing our job. Goo night sir.
They leave and all Alastor's family gos at the food like starving animals. Even his kids! They fight their cuzins just to get a peice! Even Angel joins in. But when Lucifer comes over they all back off. Exstpet for Almor & Almer. They kept eating, since they didn't know any better. Charlie just watch.
Lucifer sat down and stared eating and when he relise how hungry he was, he ate more and more! Husk swoop in ever now and then and grab a peice. Angel grab from under the table.
Then Almer and Almor and Lucifer all grab the same bird. They look at each other with a hungry in their eyes.
All of them: MINE!
A fight breaks fight out between them!
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Almer: *snarls, opens his mouth wide, swallows Lucifer whole*
Almor: Whoa! I didn't know you could do that!
Almer: Neither did I, but that was so cool!
Charlie: Holy crap! Dad! Are you OK?
Lucifer: I'm stunned that I just got eaten by a child, but I'm fine, apple cheeks.
*Alastor and Megan come in, both in amazing moods*
Megan: Oh that was nice. Uh...what's going on here?
Angel: Your kid ate Lucifer, that's what's goin' on.
Megan: WHAT?
Alastor: Ha ha, that's my boy!
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( O-O Not what I had in mind. I was just going to have them tickle Lucifer and beat him that way. But wow. You floor me kid.)
Charlie: Um, do you want to get us you out?
Lucifer: No! I'm eating the food that's in here!
Almer: Hey that's mine! Quite it!
Almer begins puching his own stomach but it only hurt him.
Megan: Almer, stop that. Lucifer, you get out of my son right now!
Lucifer: Ok, fine. Uh. How do I do that? It's been awhile.
Alastor: ( cracks nuckles) I got this.
Alastor tickle his son making laugh very loudly. Then he burp Lucifer right out. Luci was came out, cover in spit and stomach acid.
Charlie: Dad! Are you ok?! (gets up)
Lucifer: A little gross out and I definitely need a shower and change of close but other wise fine. Fortunately for me I'm indigestible! Now, where can I take a shower?
Angel sexyly: Cum with me dear king.
King with stary eys: Oh, ok Angel dust. Lead the way.
They two go off and up the stairs and everyone gos back to eating.
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Alastor: You OK, Almer?
Almer: Yeah. That was weird.
Alastor: Yeah, I remember the first time I swallowed a demon bigger than me. Let's just say he did not wanna digest without a fight. Oof. *rubs his belly as he remembers*
Megan: *sets Almor on her lap* OK, what do you recommend, little lovey?
Almor: Hm...the roasted pheasant is good.
Megan: OK. *grabs a hunk, eats it*
Alastor: *has several helpings of venison, eats them in ten seconds* Mmm.
Almer: Whoa! Dad, can you teach ME to do that?
Alastor: Once you've built up stronger stomach muscles, sure.
Almor: Mama, when we're done, can you, me, Daddy an' brother go to Daddy's swamp?
Megan: Sure, sweetie; but no getting muddy and shaking it off inside your father's belly this time.
Almor: OK.
Angel: Can I come too?
Almor: Yeah! Uncle Angel!
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( Uh Angels in his room helping the king get clean. He wouldn't be back down so fast. So let's skip the last part.)
Alastor: I really don't feel like going out tonight. I much rather stay here and wait for Annabelle.
Megan: Of coruse.
They go back fo eating and Lucifer and Angel are not coming back any time soon. Charlie tried not to think about her dad and Angel getting it on. But after a little while, Alastor grad his head and started morning.
Megan: Allie? What is it? What's wrong?
Alastor: No, Annabelle, stop it. Stop it I say. Oooh...
Alastor passes out and Megan catches him before he hits the floor. She puts him and the couch and fans Al. The kids and everyone keeps eating. Charlie brings Meg some food and she eats. Soon it becomes nine o'clock about the kids bed time but they don't wanna go. They want to stay with daddy. Megan let's them and Alastor wakes up. Also Angel and Lucifer are there.
Alastor: Oh my head. (grabs tummy) My stomach. Pills!
Megan quickly gives them to him and he takes them quickly.
Megan: Please, Allie, what in the pentagon happen to you?!!
Charlie: And why did you tell Annabelle to stop?!
Lucifer: Stop what? What was she doing to you?!
Alastor a little lightheaded and daze: She..was...cutting off my powers. Ohh.
All three: She can do that?!!
Alastor: Yes. And please don't yell. My head. Annabelle has great control over me and my powers. More then I like to amendment.
Megan: But what did she do?!!
Charlie: What did she cut off?!
Alastor weakly: I'm...not sure. It's hard to tell, my head hurts so much. I can't...really...think...(gos back to sleep)
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Almer & Almor: *snuggle up to Al, fall asleep in his arms*
Charlie: Poor guy. *covers them up with a blanket*
Megan: Oh no...damn Annabelle! Damn her to the Nine Circles! Why would she do this to Alastor?
Angel: *rubs her shoulders* I know you're upset, Tits, but cussin' out the cat ain't gonna help ya. You should probably get some sleep too.
Megan: Good idea. *lays down on other sofa* I'm not leaving my mate's side. I wanna be here in case something else happens.
Charlie: Here, Dad, you can sleep in Al and Meg's room tonight. If that's OK?
Megan: *nods*
Charlie: *takes Lucifer to room*
Angel: *drapes blanket onto Megan* You sure you gonna be OK out here, Tootsie Pop?
Megan: I'LL be fine. It's Allie I'm worried about.
Husk: You're a good mate, Nurse. Smiles better know how lucky he is to have ya.
Niffty: *kisses Al's cheek* Feel better, Papa Al. *kisses Megan's cheek* Good night, Mama Meggie.
Megan: Good night, sweetie. *yawns, eventually falls asleep*
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This reminds me of on one of the livestream where both of Alastor's voiceactors (both for singing and for talking) were present at the same time!
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"Hey, let's team up and beat the dickens out of Angel!"
"Exactly what I was thinking! Come here, Spider-Boobs!"
*Angel runs for his dear life*
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Seems legit to me, he's being shipped with everyone...even himself
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