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Published: 2011-09-04 06:07:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 10934; Favourites: 420; Downloads: 310
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Description here's my troll height chart
you got a problem let's go

Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie
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Comments: 214

coppercupcake1 [2011-09-04 16:07:10 +0000 UTC]

tavros is so small
...
HE LOOKS SO CUTE

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Maiison In reply to coppercupcake1 [2011-09-04 16:17:35 +0000 UTC]

who would want to break his itty bitty legs

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coppercupcake1 In reply to Maiison [2011-09-04 17:07:51 +0000 UTC]

ASS HOLES >:U

but im not one so yay!

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ThatsJustGr8 In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 15:53:58 +0000 UTC]

ahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha

GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB EXCIT--ED!

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Maiison In reply to ThatsJustGr8 [2011-09-04 16:06:16 +0000 UTC]

now just imagine her saying that in a really deep voice

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ThatsJustGr8 In reply to Maiison [2011-09-04 16:08:24 +0000 UTC]

O______________O

GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB EXCIT--ED!

Mind =

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LADY-BEARDS In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 15:44:13 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tavros bby.

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Maiison In reply to LADY-BEARDS [2011-09-04 16:06:40 +0000 UTC]

don't you just wanna pick him up and gobble him down

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LADY-BEARDS In reply to Maiison [2011-09-04 16:10:05 +0000 UTC]

yes!
or maybe bronze him and keep him forever.

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Katyenka-Svetlana [2011-09-04 15:43:08 +0000 UTC]

I like how Aradia and Vriska are the only average ones rofl.

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Maiison In reply to Katyenka-Svetlana [2011-09-04 16:00:52 +0000 UTC]

i dunno aradia still looks a little tall to me

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Juleebean In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 15:09:58 +0000 UTC]


oh god Nepeta
*insert necessary Longcat joke here*
all of these faces and...oh god this is wonderful

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Maiison In reply to Juleebean [2011-09-04 16:07:32 +0000 UTC]

oh my that reference wasn't even intentional
see how my brain works sometimes

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NeonEscapist In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 14:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit.

This is the best thing.

Ever.

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LenaLenaxD In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 12:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Best height chart ever

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MistytpedNaem In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 08:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Equius and Nepeta out hunting

The joke is the punchline

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Maiison In reply to MistytpedNaem [2011-09-04 16:16:03 +0000 UTC]

nepeta pounce greeting equius
the face i just made

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THE-GREATEST-LONEHAT [2011-09-04 07:41:39 +0000 UTC]

D--> Fight me

headcanon equius voice = chipmunk voice

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Maiison In reply to THE-GREATEST-LONEHAT [2011-09-05 05:43:08 +0000 UTC]

this is the right answer

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THE-GREATEST-LONEHAT In reply to Maiison [2011-09-05 06:05:28 +0000 UTC]

did i win a prize

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Maiison In reply to THE-GREATEST-LONEHAT [2011-09-05 13:39:30 +0000 UTC]

no

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THE-GREATEST-LONEHAT In reply to Maiison [2011-09-05 16:40:23 +0000 UTC]

oh

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Amphibizzy In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 07:38:55 +0000 UTC]

strong equius headcannon

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HotTang [2011-09-04 07:32:28 +0000 UTC]

WOOPS HEADCANNON'D

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Jacked-Sherbert In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 07:26:13 +0000 UTC]

equius
is
like
a duck
equackus or something
best troll

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Maiison In reply to Jacked-Sherbert [2011-09-04 17:59:01 +0000 UTC]

yes equackus why haven't i noticed the similarities before

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Jacked-Sherbert In reply to Maiison [2011-09-04 18:14:10 +0000 UTC]

duckquis quack
i think that one is better

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Keyhole-Cat In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 07:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Vriska is the only normal one. XD

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agosiciliano In reply to Keyhole-Cat [2013-08-13 19:21:08 +0000 UTC]

And Terezi and Aradia.

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Maiison In reply to Keyhole-Cat [2011-09-04 15:22:13 +0000 UTC]

it's ironic because she's such a huge bitch

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folley-bin In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 07:06:51 +0000 UTC]

MOTHERFUCKING YES.

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HedgehodgeMonster [2011-09-04 07:02:57 +0000 UTC]

tiny equius is best equius.

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Maiison In reply to HedgehodgeMonster [2011-09-04 16:10:29 +0000 UTC]

tiny equius is the only equius

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Homemade-Happiness In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:49:28 +0000 UTC]

ACCURATE.

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Nickygirl375 In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:46:18 +0000 UTC]

This si funny because for half of these it's actually pretty much the opposite in my head with Karkat and nepeta being really short for their age and gamzee and equius being pretty tall. Aradia, Tavros and vriska are around that high though. It's kind of hard to explain. but either way i love this for all their expressions.

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Maiison In reply to Nickygirl375 [2011-09-05 05:33:03 +0000 UTC]

yes that was the intent

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Nickygirl375 In reply to Maiison [2011-09-05 08:06:40 +0000 UTC]

WELL PLAYED, SIR! *tips hat*

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Schadenfruede In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:39:54 +0000 UTC]

Equius is like a gnome.

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Maiison In reply to Schadenfruede [2011-09-04 06:59:10 +0000 UTC]

i would like ten of those coming to life on my front lawn

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furriendly In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:39:12 +0000 UTC]

lets go PUNK
equius is at LEAST 3 inches shorter than THAT

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Maiison In reply to furriendly [2011-09-04 17:58:15 +0000 UTC]

any shorter and he'll lose the use of his legs

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prospitian In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:38:06 +0000 UTC]

this makes kanaya murdering eridan six times more hilarious.

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Maiison In reply to prospitian [2011-09-04 07:01:07 +0000 UTC]

yes tell me more canon events that would be hilarious if this height chart were canon

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poopfartbutts In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:36:24 +0000 UTC]

this is so canon
it's so canon it's not even funny
it's
lit legit

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Maiison In reply to poopfartbutts [2011-09-05 05:40:34 +0000 UTC]

oh man i would stab myself if these heights were canon

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KeikoSakona In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:16:04 +0000 UTC]

EQUIUS.

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Maiison In reply to KeikoSakona [2011-09-05 05:30:31 +0000 UTC]

not much of a highblood anymore eh get it hehehehe

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pseudotwixt [2011-09-04 06:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful

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Light-Rises In reply to ??? [2011-09-04 06:13:17 +0000 UTC]

I suddenly understand everything!

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Maiison In reply to Light-Rises [2011-09-05 05:42:26 +0000 UTC]

\(^o^)/

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