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Ralph knows everything. No, seriously. He's the best. Not to mention he has the voice of Tone-Loc.

For those who don't remember who tone-loc is, he was a rapper back in the 80's- early 90's. He was known for being that detective in Surf Ninjas.

Anyways, I've had Ralph for eons. I had him sice I was like...6..or something. Well, I'm turning 20, and I stil have him on my bed, cause I am weird like that...I actually sleep with four stuffed animals that all help me remember the people who've given them to me.

Anyways, this dude gets all the ladies. Ask Magz. He taps that ass, and does things to her I wish i knew about, but he's so secretive, that bastard.

Oh yeah, that's my busted-ass livingroom in the background. I live in the ghetto...a hedonistic "metalhead" who wears manga shirts....living in the ghetto...with the roaches and the rap music, lol.

God, I need to get out of New York.

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Ralph knows everything. No, seriously. He's the best. Not to mention he has the voice of Tone-Loc.

For those who don't remember who tone-loc is, he was a rapper back in the 80's- early 90's. He was known for being that detective in Surf Ninjas.

Anyways, I've had Ralph for eons. I had him sice I was like...6..or something. Well, I'm turning 20, and I stil have him on my bed, cause I am weird like that...I actually sleep with four stuffed animals that all help me remember the people who've given them to me.

Anyways, this dude gets all the ladies. Ask Magz. He taps that ass, and does things to her I wish i knew about, but he's so secretive, that bastard.

Oh yeah, that's my busted-ass livingroom in the background. I live in the ghetto...a hedonistic "metalhead" who wears manga shirts....living in the ghetto...with the roaches and the rap music, lol.

God, I need to get out of New York.