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Published: 2018-04-21 17:51:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7571; Favourites: 198; Downloads: 13
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Base from: (Finally found it lol.): Ew! Ew! Ew! Get it away! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!
: OMG! Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!!!
: This is even worse than Zwei!
: *dramatic* I'm such a horrible sister! Who can be brave enough to save us all?
: Ladies.. It's just a stupid cockroach...
(Random question: Do you guys prefer me to color Ruby's hair like this or this? )
Enjoy!
RWBY (c) Monty Oum
Blazblue (c) Arc System Works
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: *In the Air* Yang? Yang, where are you?
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*Geo spotted Yang sitting down, watching the sunset*
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: There you are. *Floats down next to her*
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: Talk to me, how are you feeling right now.
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: Just irritated. I knew that I'd receive backlash from snapping Tifa's neck, but I didn't know it would be to this extent.
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: That’s the price to pay whenever you’re in a Death Battle. Honestly though, I think the main reason people are so hateful is because when it comes to RWBY as a whole. Compared to other verses, they’re... well. . .
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: Yeah...
*Geo surprises her with a hug from behind*
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: Come on~ No pouting. I already have one moody edgelord lover. I don't need two.
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: Heh, don't you mean three counting Ragna? Technically?
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: Ragna the Shotacon? . . . . . . Eh, doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
*The two laughed at that*
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: Come on Yang, cheer up.
: Yeah, thanks Geo. I appre-
*BOOM!*
*The two turn to see a huge UVARD sticking through the wall of Weiss's Beach House*
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: *Sigh* Let’s See What Ruby did this time.
: What makes you think it’s Ruby’s fault?
*Geo just looked at her*
: Fair enough.
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*Back at the beach house, Lelouch (Who was driving the UVARD earlier) was standing on top of it in his Zero outfit. Suzaku was ductaped to the front, showing clear damage. Especially on his shins*
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: WHERE IS SHE?! SPEAK NOW AND I GUARANTEE YOUR SHINS' SAFETY!
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*Everyone (Hell, even Goku and Natsu) paled and pushed Ruby to the front. Nobody would want their shins destroyed, with the exception of Weiss and her masochistic desires.*
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: WHAT?! You're throwing me to the wolf?! What kind of friends and boyfriend are you?!
: I-you- You fucking brought this on yourself!
: You don't get to say that!
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: If anything, I thought Weiss would love to feel her shins get destroyed. I'm surprised she didn't jump out.
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: Hey! I have my limits you know.
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: You get off in a chamber that recreates every single death in Death Battle.
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: Let's see, torched by an exploding sun before being torn in half, being torn apart at an subatomic level, blown up by a Full-gear gunflame, in near coma pain from using Mugetsu then shredded by the Rasenshiruken's millions of Chakra needles before blown up by a tailed beast bomb, arm chopped off before getting your own tachyon blade through the face and then your head is crushed before getting your soul crushed by a giant sword, decapitated then your head is shredded in mere seconds and Kenshiro'd. 'Not the extreme?'
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: I have a Higher Pain tolerance than you Bloodedge. Comes with fucking Goku.
: Hehehe~
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: Bitch.
*CRUNCH*
*Everyone turned to see that Lelouch had smashed one of Suzaku shins with a sledgehammer to get their attention*
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: Here! *Shoves Ruby to Lelouch* Just spare us.
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*Lelouch started laughing maniacally, while holding the sledge hammer. Geo and Yang managed to get back*
(A/N: I REALLY want them to play Cards Against Humanity, so I have an idea to make Lelouch let them play as well as make it funnier.)
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: WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa *Holds Lelouch back* What are you doing?!
(A/N: Alright then)
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: This bitch stole something near and dear to me! My bigger blacker box edition of Cards Against Humanity!
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: Are you fucking serious Ruby?!
: You couldn't ask me or Jin for the fucking game?!
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: Remind me, what was the credentials that Ruby had that made her become leader?
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: Ozpin's 'judgement'.
: *Mutters* That and the rest of us would also make poor leaders.
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: Anyways, Lelouch, even though you have EVERY right. What's it gonna take to stop you from killing my sister.
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: Well... *Pulls out a box* I HAVE been looking for testers for my new special edition of Cards Against Humanity.
*The box had a picture of the gang, all in wacky positions, and standing on Ragna, who was knocked out"
Cards Against Humanity: Being Ragna is suffering edition.
*The back description*
Have you ever wanted to put Ragna the Bloodedge, Team RWBY, The Investigation Team of Inaba, Geo Stelar, Magilou's Menagerie, the Joestars, and all the rest of your favourites in wacky, embarrassing crack fanfic situations? Well now you can, with 'Cards Against Humanity: Being Ragna is suffering edition!'
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: Brother, he's not wrong. The only one that we know that has had it as bad as you is Guts.
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: *Mutters* This some bullshit.
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: If you want Ruby to live, team RWBY must play 3 rounds. In other words, 12 black cards.
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WBY: *Without Consulting Ruby* Deal!
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*Lelouch whooped.*
: But-
: Ruby, it's either this or he destroys your shins with a sledgehammer.
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*Ruby sighed and agreed*
(A/N: Night)
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: If anything, this'll be a nice break from the King's Game.
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A Cockroach! THE GREATEST EVILLLLLLLL! eEeEvIlLlL! XD
Nice job, BTW.
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N O O N E C A N E S C A P E F R O M T H E R O A C H. XD
Thx!
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: Yare Yare Daze...
(A/N: I don't mind either. The mixed hair looks more Ruby, but the mostly red one looks cuter.)
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