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Yeeeeah, I'd be Dipper in this situation. I have terrible luck with women.
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Β : SERIOUSLY??!!! SERIOUSLY??!!!!!!!!!
Β : THUG LYFE
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after Dipper gets his body backΒ
"I'm gonna kill that pig!"
"Dipper calm down!"
next morning...
"Mabel want some... BACON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's Waddles!!
: *Snorts*
Girls: You're Awesome!
: Oh Sh*t, Gimme My Body Back Waddles!!
: *OInks* *Runs Off*
: Gimme Back My Body Waddles, This Aint Funny
: *oink oink oink!!*
: *JUmps On Waddles*
: *OINK!!*
: *Pushes Waddles To Electron Carpet* *Holds Waddles legs*
*Dipper & Waddles Switch Back*
: Yes!!, my Body!! Β Β Β
: *Oink Oink Oink!!* Dipper
: yes You Guys Switch Back!
: *Throws electron Carpet To Fireplace*I've Had It!!
: With This Motherf***ing Carpet!!
: In This Motherf***ing House!!
:
: There You Are Kids, Where Have You've been?
*Looks At Electron Carpet* What Is This Doing Here?
: We Switched With Waddles
: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!, That's Funny!!
: *Burns Electron Carpet*
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Soos-in-Wendy's-body: Have you dudes seen the electron carpet?
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Stanley: I Burned It
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Wendy-in-McGucket's-body: NOOO!!!
Mcgucket-in-Pacifica's-body: *glares*
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Stanley: Sorry, Didn't Notice That, Maybe Ford Can Make It Again
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Pacifica-in-Jeff's-body: He'd better! I HATE being short.
Jeff-in-Octavia's-body: Hey! At least you have digits!
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: Ford Make A New Electron Carpet, Cuz I Burned It Without Notice
: Yeeeeaaaaaa........ No
: C'mon Ford, I Don't Know How Can You Do That, So You Do It
Me In Cipher's Body: Better Make It Quick
: No
: Please...
: Nay
: Please, I Need Your Help, You're The Guy Who Can Make This
Bill In My Body: Hurry Up Fezzy, Where's The Carpet Of Yours?
: C'mon Ford, Please
: I said no!
: I Will Be Arrested If You Don't Do It
: Go to school and get a grammar lesson
: Don't Gimme That Look Ford, I Get You Out Of The Portal, I Save You From Bill, Now What Do You Want?
: i want you to get a grammar lesson
: But I Already Did When I Was A Kid, Tell Dipper That He Should Go To Grammar School
: I Already get a grammar lesson
Multibear In Shape Shifter Body: Wow, I Can Disguise In This One!!
Me In Cipher's Body: Make It fast Will You?
: Ford, Please Tell Me How To Make The Electron Carpet
: Didn't make it
Β : , *Bangs Floor* !!!!!
: *Musicaly* F*ck This Sh*t I'm Out!! *Walks Away*
: Ooooooh!! That's a good one Stanley! Β Β Β Β Β Β
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me in mabel's: i wish i brought my Β magic stuff with me today.
Β mabel in my body: hey at least your not 5 inches tall anymore. NOW I AM!
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Me : Cipher, Do Something, While I Deal With This Chaos!!
: Do what?
Me : Make The Carpet, Although You Didn't Make That, But I Know You Knows What's Contains That Thing
: I Made that Carpet alright
Me : O_O, Okay, You Make It While I Chase Stanley, *Runs* Stanley, Come Back!!
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me: FINALLY! I CAN RIDE THE BIG KID RIDES!
mabel: dont rub it in.
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me: OH YES!
mabel: JUST STOP!
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Me: better Make It Fast Cipher
: Okay, Almost There
: You know what's in their right?
: Of course i do! a couple of Human Blood, 20 teaspoon of casual Stanley's Snot, (Ford) : eww!! (Bill again) : a bit of Rotten bread... and 9000 Gallons of Human Vomits!
: Everything is grosser now
Me : Yup
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me: *pukes* AHEHIJWF I PUKE RAINBOWS! EJRISBNKY%SM
mabel: AHDAS *pukes* I PUKE STUFFING! TFRthsetjn
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me and mabel: I KNOW!
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me: i dont like these braces! they are like a cheese grater to my tongue!
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Git out! Git out!
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me: NOT UNTIL IM BACK TO MY BODY!Β
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Me: Hurry Up Bill, Is It Done Yet Everyone Grew Impatient Already
: Nope!!!
Me: Crap, I'm Gonna Get Stanley, *Finds Stanley* Stanley?, Stanley?
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me: OMFG IF YOUR DEAD! I WI-Β
stan: NO IM NOT!
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: he's not dead
: You think i'm dead?! i'll show you dead!! *Stabs :iconLittlebigart50 in the face*
: Its Not done yet Fezzy *Camera shows Bill Relaxing*
: Are you frickin' for real here?! Your relaxing!!!
: That's because i'm testing it, and realize how soft this is
: Its done?!
: Yup!!!
: Here you go!! *Everyone jumps to Electron Carpet*
*all* Were back to normal!!!Β Thx Bill!!!!
: What?! There's no "Thanks Stan!"? Its always "Stan's the Screw up! Bill's the hero!"
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*when stan stabs my icon*
*stan stabs my icon*
mabel: *GASPS* *DEAD*
me: STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
stan: WHAT IS IT MABEL?
me: IM NOT MABEL!
stan: OMFG I JUST KILLED MABEL WHEN I STABED THE SACKTHINGY!
mable's headstone: RIP MABEL: 2012-2016. DIED OF STAN'S ANGER.
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Me: Dude, Stan stabbed you not Mabel, YOU F*CKING IDIOT SACK!!! SHE DIED CAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID SACK B*TCH!!!!, What Will Dipper Said To His Mom & Dad Now?
Stanley: Is It Done Yet Bill?
Bill : It was done 1 trillion years ago Hahahahahahaha!!!! Not really, its done 5 seconds ago, but that Sack thing burned it again
Stanley: Sht Nigga, What Have You Done Sack Bitch!!
Dipper : YOU KILLED HER YOU SACK THING!!! I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN!!!!
Ford: YOU MURDERER!!!! YOU KILLED MY FAVE NEICE!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! *Shoots sack bitchy thing*
Sack thing : *gets shot and dies*
Pacifica: Yes, She's Dead, Best Day Eva!
Stanley: Shut Up, Dipper's Mom & dad Will Blame Me, And I'm Gonna Be Arrested Again
me: Crap
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me: the sad thing is. i dont die. if i do, i respawn. but only things like me can.Β and its stan's fault. he has anger issues. i thought he was dead but i only said that. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!Β
*sackboy ran away*
pacifica: thanks.Β
me: ........ GET AWAY! OR I WILL MARRY YOU TO DIPPER!
pacifica: i love him anyway!Β
me: DAMN IT! QUICK TO THE SACKMOBILE! *goes to my car*
DAMN IT IM TOO BIG! PLAN B! *makes car* TIME TO GET THE FUCKA OUTA HERE! *drives away*
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Me: Your unrealistic, Shoot him Ford
Ford : Ok *Shoots sack thing 29 times*
Stan: Good job Fordsy
Dipper: Its that Sack thing's Fault Mabel died!
Mrs.Pines: You killed our Daughter!
Mr.Pines: Your heading to Maximum Security Jail in Piedmont!! *Calls 911*
Mr.Pines: The cops are on the way
Sack thing: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Dipper: Serves you right!!!
Stan: Yeah!!!
Ford: Yeah!!! Right?
Tyler: Git em' Git em!!!
Police: Where's that sack thing?!
Mr.Pines: There
Police: Your under arrest for murdering!
Sack boy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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Me: Don't Worry, I Contact The Police And Dipper's Parents, All Of Them Will Have A Talk To Stanley
Stanley: Oh Crap, Run *Runs To Stanmobile* *Drives Away*
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me: *pops* *respawns* STAN STABBED MABEL! HE THOUGHT IT WAS ME! HE SHOULD GO TO PRISON!'
pacifica: *having a dance party*
dipper: he does have a point. grunkle stan did stab mabel. Β GET HIM!
stan: SHIT I GOTTA GIT OUTTA HERE!
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me: ITS YOUR FAULT SHE WAS DEAAD
Bill: Yeah!!! You were in her body! Wait what? If you were in her body... HOW DID IN THE GODDAMN WORLD YOU SURVIVED?!!!!!
Stan: I Need your help Bill
Dipper: Jokes on you sack thing!!!!! Grunkle Stan, Kill that sack thing
stan: I Have A Job for You Dorrito!
Bill: I hate being called like that Fezzy, Only sh*ts will say that, so basicly.... Your a Shit
Stan: Fine, Bill, I Have A Job For You
Bill: You what? I'll just switch Mabel and that sack thing, Mabel is alive meanwhile that Sack boy is Dead
Stan: But You Have To Guranteed Mabel Is Alive 100%, And That Sack Beast Is dead 100%
Bill: Who wants to shake my hand here? oh wait... i made that deal to myself, oh well... *Bill Shakes his own hand*
Bill: There we go
Mabel: I'm alive, oh btw grunkle Stan, Your Dreaming
Stan: Wait Whaaaaaa *Warps To Reality When Dipper Chases Waddles*
Dipper: *Happily* Come back Waddles! hahahahahaha!!!
Waddles Oink Oink!!
*Stan Brings Electron Carpet To Dipper & Waddles*
Waddles: *Holds Dipper In Waddles Body*
*Switch Back*
Dipper: My body back! Its actually sort of *Cute* Being a Pig after all
Gideon: What is that Carpet?
Stan: Its a Regular Carpet
Ford: Electron carpet, *Burns Electron Carpet*
Bill: Mind wipe about Electron carpet for everyone *Mind wipes all*
Stan: What Am I Doing In This room, Oh Well, I'm Out
Me: Well, Me Too I Guess
*Static*
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sackboy.exe: IM ALIV3! Y0U CANT KILL M3!
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Me; You're Not Invincible, *Slices Sack Beast Into Chunks And Burns Chunks*
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sackboy.exe: i am the reason anything exist! i can terminate!Β
*you wake up*Β
you: DAMN IT I NEED TO STOP THAT!
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me: you're not god, stop mocking him or you get sin!!
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*you wake up*
you: what in the fuck was that dream?
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me: You're not god, you cant do this, this is real bro
You: Fck this sht i'm out!
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me: mabel was in heaven since she died. you could have gone there!
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Ok srysly thou stop talking bout Gravity Falls Body switching Junk or i'll block you (And Stan was dreaming all along, Such a sleepy man, let him be like that, he's old anyway)
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me: SWOOOOOP! *swoop comes in, grabs me and, takes off*
swoop: where to?
me: i need to talk to them so stay around here but use the invinciblity to make sure you dont die
swoop: HEY! YOU PEOPLE AND HOMCIDAL FREAK STAN! LISTEN TO SACKBOY!
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Cyriak-in-Discord's-body: Here's that quarter I owe you, Mabel. *gives you the quarter*
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mabel in my body: I CANT SEE NUFFIN! IM TOO SMALL!
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Gideon-in-Celestabellebethabelle's-body: *points horn at Ford menacingly* WELL DO SOMETHING!!!
Umbaba: *tries to sneak off unnoticed*
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: *To Gideon* Get Out Of Here B*tch!!
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Gideon: I WANT MY FINGERS BACK!!!
Umbaba: *grabbed by Octavia-in-Rumble-Mcskirmish's-body*
Rumble-Mcskirmish-in-Gideon's-body: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *failed shoryuken*
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: Oh Crap, Ford Do Something
: D.I.Y, Stanley, D.I.Y
: What The !^@%#%@ Is That?
: *Sigh* "D.I.Y" means"Do-it-yourself"
: I Don't Know How To
: I Didn't make that Carpet
: Hey You, Old Man Mcgucket, Make Electron Carpet Will Ya'
: Okay Stanley, It Will Be About, 6 Hours!
: Fiddleford, You didn't make that Carpet either
: So That's Why My past Was Ruined
: Cya Sucka *Runs To Stanley Mobile* *Drives Stanmobile Away*
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Celestabellebethabelle-in-Tad-Strange's-body: *staring at Ford, seething with fury* DO. SOMETHING. NOW.
Tad-Strange-in-Multibear's-body: *looks uncomfortable*
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