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Now we know what kind of apocalypse was mcgucket talking about it Was the STANLEY APOCALYPSE
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Stan stop picking your noise!
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I love it how Stan, by the second trap, is just "I am so done."
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They're so calm about all these booby traps, and then there's Fiddleford; "We're all gonna die!!!" XD LOVE IT.
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Well, the security system did need a test-run in some way.
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I guess his nose was more interesting LOL!!!
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Just call 1-800-ITSASCAM!
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Side affects including driving Nerds to make cults that help forget these horrors
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Hi can I place an order? I want one set up in my friends lab entrance...
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Why certainly! We can have it up and running in a matter of days. Just sign these series of waivers and we'll get started immediately! And don't bother with reading the fine print, we can discuss that after you write the blank check. Would you like a specific phrase or symbol for your entry code? My boss reccomend "STANLEYISANIDIOT" as a personal preference.
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This whole conversation is amazing.
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Note: small parts were borrowed from a FF.net story, by author supergroveraway. Title escapes me but author is excellent.
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Oh really? I will be sure to check them out then 
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Far too many ideas with nowhere to go. That is my secret. And thank you for the kind words
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No problem, you've got some pretty fantastic ideas.
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I see you picking your nose, Stan....
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I love how Stan gives no fucks during his near-death experiences.
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Yup, this DEFINETELY out-terribles the cameras in the vents in FNAF 3
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i love how fiddleford is progressively freaking out here
i mean, HIS HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE IN THE 3RD PANEL
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XD Throughout the whole thing, Stanford is just like, "Wow, Stanley. Just, wow."
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He built all that by himself? Wow.
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XD lol the Indiana Jones rolling giant stone was his favorite
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Love your characterisation of the trio here
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poor mcgucket. but ofc grunkle stan can get thru all the traps w/out breaking a sweat cuz he's action-hero level
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HAHAHA! I love how Stan just seems mildly confused at first and then just keeps that doesn't give a crap look throughout the rest of the traps!
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I'd love it if you did a Gravity Falls role reverse AU, someone made it up on FF.Net, well I'm not 100% sure of original creator, but basically it's where Dipper was the Author of the journals, with a pine tree on his books, and Mable is Stanley and Stanford's Great Aunt or Graunt Mable
I just like that idea of their roles being reversed
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Come on Stanley you should know which one is the right codes
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Oh, come on! That's the wrong journal! Dangit Stanley!
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Stanley seems extremely optimistic about the whole thing...
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