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Published: 2006-02-16 02:13:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 29; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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Talk to me. I ate a cat. It wasn't what I thought it would be. It meowed a little at first, but after a swift punch in the gut, all was quiet. It was a yellow cat and I started with the tail. A little crunchy, not much meat, but good enough for a start.I got to the stomach and choked a bit. The fur was getting caught in my throat. The neck was good and the head was great and the ears were delicious. Fleshy, but delicious.
I ate a cat today and tomorrow I'll eat a dog. The next day I'll go for a zebra and the following I'll devour a manatee.
Maybe one day I'll try some beef, but for now that's just too daring.