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Good evening citizens of Toeopolis, tonight we have a very exciting show for you. For the first time ever, we'll be able to speak one on one with the very woman whose toes our city is between! We've prepared some questions and our lovely Goddess will be answering them, but she doesn't have a lot of time so we're just going to jump right into it

Q: Good evening Goddess, how are you today?

A: Fine I guess. How long is this going to take?

Q: Not too long. So, how does it feel knowing there's an entire city of people between your toes?

A: To be honest I don't really think about it too much. You guys are so tiny that it'd be pointless to spend time thinking about you.

Q: Um, alright. Next question then, Goddess. Is it alright if we call you Goddess?

A: Well what else are you gonna call me? My name is Sara, but with how incredibly small you are and how much you depend on me for everything, I sure hope you call me Goddess.

Q: Goddess it is then. How did you find out about Toeopolis?

A: We we're learning about nanos in class one day. They told us that nanos were obsessed with normal sized humans like us, and would often form their civilizations on our bodies. Once I heard about that I decided to check myself, and sure enough I noticed a tiny grey speck between my toes, barely big enough for me to see without a magnifying glass.

Q: That's us! What were your first thoughts when you discovered our city?

A: I thought it was pretty weird, but as long as I don't notice you I figured it wasn't a problem. So I just went about my day

Q: Interesting. For my next question, a growing number of people here in Toeopolis have started to become fed up with the daily worship sessions devoted to you. They don't really see you as a Goddess, but rather just a very large person we just happen to live on. What are your thoughts on that?

A: I think those people are incredibly selfish. I provide you a place to live, resources to survive off and stunning views of my perfect feet all for free. The least you microbes could do is take a few hours out of your day to thank me for what I give you. I think that's perfectly reasonable.

Q: I think you're spot on with that one, Goddess. I have just a couple more questions for you. The population of Toeopolis is nearing 100 million and as a result, its getting harder to feed everyone and provide enough filtered sweat to drink. Do you think it would be possible to help us out in any capacity?

A: How dare you! I just said I give you everything for free, and you have the audacity to ask me for more? You should consider yourselves lucky I don't just rub my finger through my toes and snuff you guys out just for asking me that! Figure out your problems on your own, and just for that I'm upping the daily worship to 10 hours!

Q: You're right Goddess, I'm terribly sorry. Final question, do you have anything to say to the citizens of Toeopolis watching this interview right now?

A: If I hear any more talk of not seeing me as Goddess or asking me to provide more than I already have for you, I will not hesitate to wipe out your pathetic little city. You should consider yourselves extremely lucky you get to live on a Goddess like myself. This interview went terrible, I cannot believe how entitled you all are!

Well, that concludes our interview with our Goddess. Coming up next, its the finals of the Sweat Droplet Swimming Championship! Stick around!

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Good evening citizens of Toeopolis, tonight we have a very exciting show for you. For the first time ever, we'll be able to speak one on one with the very woman whose toes our city is between! We've prepared some questions and our lovely Goddess will be answering them, but she doesn't have a lot of time so we're just going to jump right into it

Q: Good evening Goddess, how are you today?

A: Fine I guess. How long is this going to take?

Q: Not too long. So, how does it feel knowing there's an entire city of people between your toes?

A: To be honest I don't really think about it too much. You guys are so tiny that it'd be pointless to spend time thinking about you.

Q: Um, alright. Next question then, Goddess. Is it alright if we call you Goddess?

A: Well what else are you gonna call me? My name is Sara, but with how incredibly small you are and how much you depend on me for everything, I sure hope you call me Goddess.

Q: Goddess it is then. How did you find out about Toeopolis?

A: We we're learning about nanos in class one day. They told us that nanos were obsessed with normal sized humans like us, and would often form their civilizations on our bodies. Once I heard about that I decided to check myself, and sure enough I noticed a tiny grey speck between my toes, barely big enough for me to see without a magnifying glass.

Q: That's us! What were your first thoughts when you discovered our city?

A: I thought it was pretty weird, but as long as I don't notice you I figured it wasn't a problem. So I just went about my day

Q: Interesting. For my next question, a growing number of people here in Toeopolis have started to become fed up with the daily worship sessions devoted to you. They don't really see you as a Goddess, but rather just a very large person we just happen to live on. What are your thoughts on that?

A: I think those people are incredibly selfish. I provide you a place to live, resources to survive off and stunning views of my perfect feet all for free. The least you microbes could do is take a few hours out of your day to thank me for what I give you. I think that's perfectly reasonable.

Q: I think you're spot on with that one, Goddess. I have just a couple more questions for you. The population of Toeopolis is nearing 100 million and as a result, its getting harder to feed everyone and provide enough filtered sweat to drink. Do you think it would be possible to help us out in any capacity?

A: How dare you! I just said I give you everything for free, and you have the audacity to ask me for more? You should consider yourselves lucky I don't just rub my finger through my toes and snuff you guys out just for asking me that! Figure out your problems on your own, and just for that I'm upping the daily worship to 10 hours!

Q: You're right Goddess, I'm terribly sorry. Final question, do you have anything to say to the citizens of Toeopolis watching this interview right now?

A: If I hear any more talk of not seeing me as Goddess or asking me to provide more than I already have for you, I will not hesitate to wipe out your pathetic little city. You should consider yourselves extremely lucky you get to live on a Goddess like myself. This interview went terrible, I cannot believe how entitled you all are!

Well, that concludes our interview with our Goddess. Coming up next, its the finals of the Sweat Droplet Swimming Championship! Stick around!