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Narrator: "Inside the Training Ground Dining Hall, the viking teens gather around Hiccup trying to see the picture that he spent all week working on."

:"I had to start over twice because Tuffnut used my first picture as kindling to start a fire (*tosses an icy stare at Tuffnut*), and then Toothless ate the second one right out of my knapsack!"
:"Muuuuuururuuu" (*Translation: Sorry, it smelled tasty*)
:"Yeah, my Nadder ate an entire journal of mine, and then spit it up a day later."
:"Yeah, I tried using that as an excuse for not turning in my homework, but Master Rohan just assigned me MORE! And now he's expecting me to READ and WRITE, not just color! He needs to be exiled!"

Narrator:"Hiccup gently starts pulling a large piece of paper out of his knapsack, handling it with the utmost care."

:"Here it is; my pay back to Master Rohan for posting all of those embarrassing moments on D.A."
(yanking picture out of Hiccup's hands): "I wanna see; I wanna see!!!"
(grabbing picture): "No, me first!"
(grabbing picture):"Ladies first!"
(grabbing picture):"Ax-wielders first!"
(sitting in a corner eating an ice cream bar): "Fishlegs last, as usual."
:"Shhhh! He's coming down the hall."

Narrator: "Master Rohan's shadowy form menacingly enters the dining hall and immediately eyes the suspiciously still and quiet grinning group of viking teens."

:"Hmmm, a school of viciously grinning vikings! Either all of you are up to something no-good, or you're all about to jump me. Mind you, I'm in a foul mood, an expert at hand-to-hand combat, and not interested in a game of bashyball!"
:"Master Rohan, Hiccup has something for you."
:"Oh?"

Narrator: "Like the whisk of razor, Astrid flicks the large paper back into Hiccup's hands, and Snotlout bumps Hiccup forward, almost knocking him off his feet with a tough-as-a-rock shoulder nudge."

(recovering his balance from the 'nudge'):"Uh huh------yes, I have here something that I have spent many hours working on just for you."
(reaching forward to grasp the paper): "Hmmm, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or highly suspicious of this gift, Mr. Haddock."
(nervously chuckling):"It's, it's something.....special. It's a --- thank you present for ----- sharing some stories from my life with the fans."

Narrator: "Master Rohan instinctively drops the paper and jumps back into a battle stance thinking that it might be booby trapped with a poison transferred through the skin....or worse! Hiccup calmly saunters over the where the paper landed, picks it up, and with a lean to the side hands it to Master Rohan."

:"Really, Master Rohan, I'm surprised that you would be afraid of a piece of paper."
:"I have to be careful, Hiccup. (*whispers*) This place is filled with vikings."

Narrator: "With an easing expression on his face, Master Rohan turns the thick piece of paper over, and .....pleasantly smiles at the likeness that Hiccup had captured in the portrait, but then notices....."

(outburst): "BY THOR'S HAIRY ARMPITS, WHAT IS THIS IN MY ARM?!?!"
:"It's the stuffed dragon you sleep with every night."
:"I DO NOT SLEEP WITH A STUFFED DRAGON!!! AN AX, YES! DRAGON, NO!"
(leaning over and pointing at the picture):"Well, I put in the ax, too. See, it's right here. So, what do you think? Pretty close to the real thing, eh?"
:"And drool from my mouth, too. How flattering-------Mr. Haddock, you are practically a comedian."
:"I have my moments. You'll also be happy to know that I took the liberty of posting this picture on D.A......for your fans of course. You've passed 5,000 hits on your page, and we mustn't let down the fans, you know."

Narrator: "For a moment, Master Rohan raises a finger and opens his mouth to retaliate, but then places everything in perspective and just pats Hiccup on the head."

:"Ya got me, kid. Good work."

:"Hey! HEY! I still haven't seen the picture!!!"
:"Look UP, you moron! It's at the top of this page!"

Artist's Note: :"I used pen and ink and really, really, really thick paper."

Description
Narrator: "Inside the Training Ground Dining Hall, the viking teens gather around Hiccup trying to see the picture that he spent all week working on."

:"I had to start over twice because Tuffnut used my first picture as kindling to start a fire (*tosses an icy stare at Tuffnut*), and then Toothless ate the second one right out of my knapsack!"
:"Muuuuuururuuu" (*Translation: Sorry, it smelled tasty*)
:"Yeah, my Nadder ate an entire journal of mine, and then spit it up a day later."
:"Yeah, I tried using that as an excuse for not turning in my homework, but Master Rohan just assigned me MORE! And now he's expecting me to READ and WRITE, not just color! He needs to be exiled!"

Narrator:"Hiccup gently starts pulling a large piece of paper out of his knapsack, handling it with the utmost care."

:"Here it is; my pay back to Master Rohan for posting all of those embarrassing moments on D.A."
(yanking picture out of Hiccup's hands): "I wanna see; I wanna see!!!"
(grabbing picture): "No, me first!"
(grabbing picture):"Ladies first!"
(grabbing picture):"Ax-wielders first!"
(sitting in a corner eating an ice cream bar): "Fishlegs last, as usual."
:"Shhhh! He's coming down the hall."

Narrator: "Master Rohan's shadowy form menacingly enters the dining hall and immediately eyes the suspiciously still and quiet grinning group of viking teens."

:"Hmmm, a school of viciously grinning vikings! Either all of you are up to something no-good, or you're all about to jump me. Mind you, I'm in a foul mood, an expert at hand-to-hand combat, and not interested in a game of bashyball!"
:"Master Rohan, Hiccup has something for you."
:"Oh?"

Narrator: "Like the whisk of razor, Astrid flicks the large paper back into Hiccup's hands, and Snotlout bumps Hiccup forward, almost knocking him off his feet with a tough-as-a-rock shoulder nudge."

(recovering his balance from the 'nudge'):"Uh huh------yes, I have here something that I have spent many hours working on just for you."
(reaching forward to grasp the paper): "Hmmm, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or highly suspicious of this gift, Mr. Haddock."
(nervously chuckling):"It's, it's something.....special. It's a --- thank you present for ----- sharing some stories from my life with the fans."

Narrator: "Master Rohan instinctively drops the paper and jumps back into a battle stance thinking that it might be booby trapped with a poison transferred through the skin....or worse! Hiccup calmly saunters over the where the paper landed, picks it up, and with a lean to the side hands it to Master Rohan."

:"Really, Master Rohan, I'm surprised that you would be afraid of a piece of paper."
:"I have to be careful, Hiccup. (*whispers*) This place is filled with vikings."

Narrator: "With an easing expression on his face, Master Rohan turns the thick piece of paper over, and .....pleasantly smiles at the likeness that Hiccup had captured in the portrait, but then notices....."

(outburst): "BY THOR'S HAIRY ARMPITS, WHAT IS THIS IN MY ARM?!?!"
:"It's the stuffed dragon you sleep with every night."
:"I DO NOT SLEEP WITH A STUFFED DRAGON!!! AN AX, YES! DRAGON, NO!"
(leaning over and pointing at the picture):"Well, I put in the ax, too. See, it's right here. So, what do you think? Pretty close to the real thing, eh?"
:"And drool from my mouth, too. How flattering-------Mr. Haddock, you are practically a comedian."
:"I have my moments. You'll also be happy to know that I took the liberty of posting this picture on D.A......for your fans of course. You've passed 5,000 hits on your page, and we mustn't let down the fans, you know."

Narrator: "For a moment, Master Rohan raises a finger and opens his mouth to retaliate, but then places everything in perspective and just pats Hiccup on the head."

:"Ya got me, kid. Good work."

:"Hey! HEY! I still haven't seen the picture!!!"
:"Look UP, you moron! It's at the top of this page!"

Artist's Note: :"I used pen and ink and really, really, really thick paper."