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Published: 2014-11-28 23:19:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 40744; Favourites: 330; Downloads: 89
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A short series about Β NaruHina, and inspired by my main NHC comic. Though this will primarily focus on comedy and romance.
This is a simple two parter. Part 2 is pretty much the same scenario but with Naruto. IMO pt2 is funnier, but this is just SO classic XD
I am also posting these on my Pixiv account ^^Β
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Hiashi's Talk (Part 12):Β
Alright... Now that we have established that you are already familiar with the female anatomy, I suppose I should move on to the male's... I guess the main difference is the penis - which I will go into more detail on during our next talk. You are dismissed.
... 'When am I going to learn how to sex Naruto?'
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Sooo 'Hyuuga' actually.
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Hirashi: "Hinabi, as your father, I believe we should have the... Sex.... talk."
Hinabi: "Sure thing pops! What do you want to learn?"
Hirashi: ...Β Β
Hinabi: "I... I was just kidding... Um.... H-hello?... Y-you all right? ... F-father?"
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And it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!!
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Hinata! Come in here!
What is it father?
Ah yes, perfect. Hanabi here is going to teach you about sex in my place. Well, I'mgoingtogodothingsbye!
...
Hanabi (they don't have an icon for her): ... So... What do you think Naruto's penis looks like?
*faints*
Hanabi: heehee...
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LOL HANABI IS A PERV!!! WHY can't I like comments!!Β
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Dick move Hanabi!
Dick move
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Yes. 'Dick' move indeed...
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HOW DID YOU GET THAT. I couldn't figure out how to get that one!
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iconhanabi--plz
Had this idea after seeing this:
iconnaruhina-plz
And these:
iconnaruhinaplz
iconhanabiplz
iconhanabi-plz
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Great talk hirashi, great talk...
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Hinata: Sex...w-with Naruto?
Hiashi: ... Well? Will you promise me that such a thing will not happen before marriage.
Hinata: S-sure...
Hiashi: *sigh* Good.
Naruto: Hey Bunny-chan, your pops around?
Hiashi: Bunny-chan?
Hinata: heheh *nervous laugh*
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Subtle, subtle indeed.
(There WAS an omake with a BUNNY-SUIT Hinata, so...)
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Yeah, c'mon by this time she already had his hot dog in her bun.
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WTF LOL HAHAHAHAHAH what the hell you thinking Hiashi, I think you more digrace then she is.
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Nice! This will be a long and... awkward conversation between father and dauther.
Did you guys saw theΒ signs on Hinata's hair? XD
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Thanks, sometimes I forget to check! I love Matt's little hair-language easter eggs!Β
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Just did, now I gotta go back through all of them. Β Oh well!
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THAT'S where she gets it from
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The idea that Hinata got her shy tendencies from her dad rather than her mother, as most assume, amuses me to no end.
The accompanying idea that her mother was much like Hanabi (especially Hanabi as you write her) amuses me just as much.
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i can Imagen hinata granddad or grandmother whacking hiashi head after this and saying, good job son, now all she be able to think about is having sex with the uzumaki boy,
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I may have just busted all of the veins in my face from laughing. That was amazing!
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I knew she got her timidity from her dad.
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so under that Stotic mask ol Hiashi is the source of hinata's shyness 
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If you want to educate your daughter about sex, you can just show her one of Jiraiya's books....
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No, that's if you don't want grandchildren. They are even more effective than forcing your daughter to watch a video of a natural birth.
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Why i sense that Tsunade will give the talk to Naruto?
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Your comment gave me an idea for a quick little fanfic. If you wanna see how that would go, check this out:Β www.fanfiction.net/s/10840681/β¦
(NOT shamelessly self-promoting, just thought I should mention it since u gave me the idea)
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Always happy to helpΒ Β
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Except it's a juken right in your ass instead of a foot.
Imagine if those two met!
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Red would probably say: "If your hair gets any longer I'll buy you a pair of boobs."
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Nah, Red would never spend money like that.
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Now that I think about it, it would probably start a little awkward, considering Reds intolerance toward anything even a little non-american.
But if they got to know each other, they'd probably realize they have more in common than they think. Both are considered remote, emotionally crippled and strict to their kids. Both are also war-veterans and largely conservative. Not to mention they both have offspring that doesn't quite meet their expectations. Β
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... Hiashi, you should defer that role to Kurenai. Really.
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