HOME | DD

Description

Is this you? Is life getting very stressful and you can't multitask? Are you thinking that you are destined to live in an endless world of problems that can not be solved?

WELL NOT ANYMORE!
I am Kalamonthius the god of all monsters. and I would like to proudly Introduce the do everything machine!
This big boy is Guaranteed to do very impossible things for you it is the size of a 7 story building in height
As wide as 50 feet in width and as long as 30 meters in length.

It isn't just a quantum machine, no!
It's also a carwash
A chimney cleaner
A vacuum
A dishwasher
A carpet cleaner
A house alarm
A couch cleaner
A pet groomer
BUT WAIT! There's more!
It's also a super fixer upper
A air conditioner
A pest trapper
A toolbox storage device
A cleaner of the house
A window cleaner
A toilet scrubber
A garbage disposal cleaner
A bathtub polisher
A floor cleaner

And that's not all it can do
It can also discover and tell you the meaning of life
Catch escaped scp anomalies? You got it!
Terminate scp 682 forever? It can do that!
It can tell the weather perfectly
Reverse death itself
Brush your teeth as well
Make perfect clone copies of yourself who will follow your every will and command
Bring toys to life
Open portals to other worlds
A super good time machine
It can bring magic back into the world with ease
Turn anything into whatever material you want

Hold on there's more!
It can also fix the tv when its broken
Perform perfect life saving surgery on you to save your life
Entertain the kids when they are bored
Communicate with aliens from another planet? It can do that
Contact with the creator and other gods from mythology
Answer all your homework questions
Become the world's bestest house protector
You name it the machine can do that!

In order to use the do everything machine you must turn on the plasma generator and punch in the code to turn it on Red yellow blue green black white purple red green green orange brown, and the machine will turn on and write down on a piece of paper a note or a list of what you want the machine to do or anything that needs to be done.
And within 3 seconds the machine will roar to life and perform that task and will not stop until it is completed and done, now you are wondering where that thing is getting its power from. Its power supply is coming from the big rainbow crystal in the house sized jar on its right. The crystal's energy is unlimited and the power the machine is getting from it is potentially infinite.
The fuel it uses is unlimited too because its fuel is made from the water from the tree of life and blood of an ancient god that had passed away and no matter how much fuel it uses the machine's fuel tank is always full no matter what.

Order yours today. It comes in five different patterns: polka dots, stripes, plaid, checkers, or just normal gray metal, how much does it cost? You may ask if you are wondering, yeah as if I had five trillion dollars well you are wrong! Call now and you can get yours for absolutely free!

In order to call just go to your phone and give it 5 percent of magical powers and call: 778-132-6255-0079
Or go onto the dark web and do the code in the search bar everything4119 and get online to doeverthing.ca.com to order your do everything machine.

If you don't like it we can refund you and give you all your money back guaranteed but wait! Call now and you can get 2 do everything machines for just 5 dollars or completely free!
its so good because WITH A squeak and a bonk and a rickety pop it will take anything and do it all up!

Chorus: For the best ever device in the whole wide world go to doeverything.ca.com!

Description

Is this you? Is life getting very stressful and you can't multitask? Are you thinking that you are destined to live in an endless world of problems that can not be solved?

WELL NOT ANYMORE!
I am Kalamonthius the god of all monsters. and I would like to proudly Introduce the do everything machine!
This big boy is Guaranteed to do very impossible things for you it is the size of a 7 story building in height
As wide as 50 feet in width and as long as 30 meters in length.

It isn't just a quantum machine, no!
It's also a carwash
A chimney cleaner
A vacuum
A dishwasher
A carpet cleaner
A house alarm
A couch cleaner
A pet groomer
BUT WAIT! There's more!
It's also a super fixer upper
A air conditioner
A pest trapper
A toolbox storage device
A cleaner of the house
A window cleaner
A toilet scrubber
A garbage disposal cleaner
A bathtub polisher
A floor cleaner

And that's not all it can do
It can also discover and tell you the meaning of life
Catch escaped scp anomalies? You got it!
Terminate scp 682 forever? It can do that!
It can tell the weather perfectly
Reverse death itself
Brush your teeth as well
Make perfect clone copies of yourself who will follow your every will and command
Bring toys to life
Open portals to other worlds
A super good time machine
It can bring magic back into the world with ease
Turn anything into whatever material you want

Hold on there's more!
It can also fix the tv when its broken
Perform perfect life saving surgery on you to save your life
Entertain the kids when they are bored
Communicate with aliens from another planet? It can do that
Contact with the creator and other gods from mythology
Answer all your homework questions
Become the world's bestest house protector
You name it the machine can do that!

In order to use the do everything machine you must turn on the plasma generator and punch in the code to turn it on Red yellow blue green black white purple red green green orange brown, and the machine will turn on and write down on a piece of paper a note or a list of what you want the machine to do or anything that needs to be done.
And within 3 seconds the machine will roar to life and perform that task and will not stop until it is completed and done, now you are wondering where that thing is getting its power from. Its power supply is coming from the big rainbow crystal in the house sized jar on its right. The crystal's energy is unlimited and the power the machine is getting from it is potentially infinite.
The fuel it uses is unlimited too because its fuel is made from the water from the tree of life and blood of an ancient god that had passed away and no matter how much fuel it uses the machine's fuel tank is always full no matter what.

Order yours today. It comes in five different patterns: polka dots, stripes, plaid, checkers, or just normal gray metal, how much does it cost? You may ask if you are wondering, yeah as if I had five trillion dollars well you are wrong! Call now and you can get yours for absolutely free!

In order to call just go to your phone and give it 5 percent of magical powers and call: 778-132-6255-0079
Or go onto the dark web and do the code in the search bar everything4119 and get online to doeverthing.ca.com to order your do everything machine.

If you don't like it we can refund you and give you all your money back guaranteed but wait! Call now and you can get 2 do everything machines for just 5 dollars or completely free!
its so good because WITH A squeak and a bonk and a rickety pop it will take anything and do it all up!

Chorus: For the best ever device in the whole wide world go to doeverything.ca.com!