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Published: 2014-07-06 17:07:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 11068; Favourites: 207; Downloads: 0
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Recently on tumblr, the Freezerburn tag has been active with the idea of Yang as a sexy cop and I'm just like "yes plz I will contribute to this idea"ΒWeiss reaction pic
Weiss you useless lesbianΒ
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Slight: Understood, and fun fact, if you kill a YMIR mech with a headshot, it will make a great explosion. Strong enought to kill another YMIR. Otherwise, I will hack them with my upgraded version of Sabotage to help us. And Vince, what sniper you want? The M-90 Indra(automatic), the M-97 Viper(semi-automatic) or the N7 Valiant(semi-automatic)? I will suggest you between the Indra and the Valiant
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Vince:exactly why i said not to... We want to stay as quiet as long as possible. Gimme the valiant... *Checks wind direction* lucky us... No wind... Alright you take the two on the right... I got the one on the left
Is everyone in position
Mongul:mm*pulls out EMP grenades*
Bonesaw:heh * pulls out emp grenades*
Nellie: Aye.. *throwing knives at ready*
Vince: alright On three k? Slight... Do would you like the honors?
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Slight: *put the most quiet supressor for the Black Widow, aim the asshole from the right and give the seconds with my fingers* 3...2...1...*kill him with a headshot*
Blue suns mercenary: What the-?*killed by Vince*
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Mongul and Bonesaw: *Throw emp grenades*
YMIR Mechs:Intru *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT go offline*
Merc1: did you hear knife to head*Β
Merc2: what the*knife to head*
Mongul... *Bites off legs*mmmmmmn not bad
Bonesaw: lets see the main component is likely to be on two places... The chest or the head... Vince said a headshot is likely to lead to an explosion so that could be a place where the command component takes place.
*Vince and Slight walk over Turians land on ground*
vince alright slight hack the doors open we got 5 minutes 50 seconds
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Slight: *derive and open the door* Done! *blew a Turian Blue Suns head off with a Supressor*
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Vince: k' now to the contol room. We got five mines twenty seconds
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Batarian Blue Suns's commander: Die! *shoot his Revenant*
Slight: I have a plan, distract him and I kill him from his back. Got it?
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Vince: *looks to team* you know your roles... GO! (VMSN splits up) *draws double bladed Ax with spearhead [Staff diameter:2.5 in length:7ft. blades 1ft wide and Β 5 in long]* bodyslide by three *ax splits into trisection staff spins middle shaft for 15 sec than wraps around body ax hanging near torso*Β
HYAAA *Slices and launches buzzsaw then chsrges spinning staff*
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Batarian Blue Suns's commander: Dammit! We need-*get stabbed by my legendary ancient sword and die*
Slight: Reinforcement? too late. *grab something from him as a trophy*
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VInce: Nellie status
Nellie: im in control mongul and bonesaw are heading towards the recreation center.
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Slight: Let's go and steal everything we can. Is it necessary I replace the bomb timer from the YMIR mechs with a trigger
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Vince: yeah you do that in the meantime I'm going to go hunting, I want confirmed kills of everyone here.Β Nellie status on recreation room?
Nellie: two left, *mongul bites off head of one bonesaw throws a ball of what used to be a baltarian into the wall* none left
Vince: are all the alarms shut down?
Nellie: and all doors are locked. Scanning for stragglers.
Vince: very good. lead the way
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Slight: *already replace the timer with a trigger* *contact Nellie by Omni-tool* If the Blue Suns survivors are near to the mechs, try to use them to kill them. *close call* Now, time to search credits, projects, info, materials and other valuable stuffs
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Vince: Oh! that reminds me. Bonesaw
Bonesaw:what
Vince: did you grave rob?
Mongul: sure did. had about 1700 currency a piece... and these ammos and weapons'll also get us some cash. Schnees gonna ejaculate when he gets his hands on this stuff... not that he's gonna hehehehhehe
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Slight: Weapons yes, but ammo not so much because the thermical clip is used by anyone in the galaxy, and areΒ abundant in military or mercenary places or in the battlefield
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so... money is money... and if they aren't gonna use it then we are?
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Slight: Well, you can take their thermical clip and that you don't need to buy it. Uh, a protean artifact*touch it and recieve some visions* WTF!? that was creepy...I take it.
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VInce: ???? what the fuck happened?
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Slight: I recieve some vision from the past by this protean artifact. Sometimes those artifacts give you those visions to warn about a Reaper invasion, something that was avoided by me year ago
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Vince: what did you see?
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Slight: Reapers killing a lot of proteans and turn them into Collectors. And let me tell you that is not something good to see.
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i'll take your word for it... is it different for each guy?
Nellie: base secure all prisoners dead and looted.
Vince: ah that reminds me... do these alien races have any regenerative ability of any kind?
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Slight: Nope. The Krogans and Vorchas can heal themselve and can survive to any enviroment...but they can die and are weak to fire and anything that can alter their gens, like Warp
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Vince: good last thing we need is a surprise attack from corpses Team!... we're blowing this joint last one out buys desert.
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Slight: Well, I collect anything I need so...*take out the trigger* Tell me when and I activate it
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Vnce:To clarify... Take everything THEN we blow this joint
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Slight: Well.....no problem to take some weapons that I already have it and use it as spare parts
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Mongul*carries giant load of weapons* where do I put this
Bonesaw* carrying slightly smaller load* is there a cargo ship r something in here?
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Slight: the 5Β° floor of the SSVΒ Nasau is also the cargo bay. Now, if you have done to collect, let's send this base to hell
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*lTEam VMSN loads ship*
VInce: is that all of it
Nellie: nods*
Vince: we're good
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Slight: ok...lieutenant Cortez, take us back to the Nasau.
Lt. Cortez: Aye, aye.
Slight: Look the window...*3...2...1...press the trigger*
*appear a big fucking explosion*
Slight: ......I understand why Jack enjoy that
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Mongul: I've seen bigger
Nellie: Aye
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Slight: I've seen the biggest explosion from the galaxy: the destruction of the Collector's homeworld by a overload from it's core by me.
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MOngul: I'll believe it when I see it... so... what now?
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Slight: Well, now that I saw you them, and honestly you're damn good....what do you want? we can kick more mercenaries arses, stop any plan of them, or my favourite piss off Cerberus by ruining some of their plans and maybe take something important from them
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Vince: we have conditions
1. Have itt a kill'em all mission
2. Don't extract us hen we're in the middle of a mission
3. we decide when we get to go and when we don't agreed
VMSN nods
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Slight: Ok, fortunately we can found that kind of missions in the Terminus System
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It was nice meeting you slight... I wish it was in different circumstances but im not complaining
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Slight: And I glare to meet you.
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Vince: whatdaya say we celebrate it at my favorite establish ment?
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Slight: Ok! Pilot, take us back to Earth!
Pilot: Aye, aye sir. *doing a FTL jump*
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*at the club*
Vince: Junior The usual and whatever THIS guy wants * points to SLight
Junior: yeah yeah
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Slight: Do you have something call ryncol?
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Junior: ...*stares in bewilderment*Β and Matilda said that stuff was a bad investment! * poors him glass*
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Slight: *drink the ryncol*.........nothing happen to me-*fall down like someone punch me, break the table from my back and sound a ring of boxing*
Grunt(Mass Effect): Did he drank ryncol again?
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Vince:... I think you may d to reconsider future purchases
Junior: agreed
Vince: TO OUR NEW FRIEND *Team VMSN toasts
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Grunt: Shepard, you're right?
Slight: ..........give me another!
Grunt: Oh, Shepard...
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Vince: stares at Slight* TO SLIGHT! TOASTS AGAIN
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*toast*
Slight: yeah......
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... [and then we procede to waste our ass and ill have you handle the morning after]
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