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Published: 2011-05-21 00:38:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 5351; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 23
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Well, this is my first time actually attempting to draw chibis now...and like anime characters...I'm going to keep practicing. Hope this makes you all laugh guys!
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-grins smuggly, hands on hips while being careful to hold the paint brush aimed away form me-..of course it fits! i thought of it, so it would it, coz im just awesome like that!!- laughs with u,miko,raff and bulkhead at the corniness while jack,bee and arcee just smile and shake their ead, or in 'bee's case use the radio to find a clip of an audience laughing-..
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-stops the posing and finishes painting put away paint stuff and goes over to Raff who had his laptop hooked up to megzy's head to see if he can do the tech re wiring. i sigh heavily and my hands glow gold for a moment before i lean over his shoulder and gently move his shands away, typing something in rapid fire fast, the glow fading as i lean back to stand up, sway slightly on my feet, jack and miko catching me on either side, muttering to explain to u and everyone but Raff while holding my head-
"...there...should easier..had a momentary synch up with him curtsy of the techo-kinesis i have as one of my realm traveling powers...be lucky i brought u 2 were ya need to be for the voice mod AND holo chips..coz not doing that again....using realm traveling powers in a realm that has no powers makes me dizzy and light headed.."
-is guided over to the rock formation and got help sitting down, leaning back against the rock, smiling weakly when a water bottle is thrown at me and jack caught it coz my reflexs are slowed down greatly. take it and chugs down 1.2-..thanks Ralph for remembering to pack water this time..and thanks 4 the catch jack..reflexes too slow..
-i see the concern on his and miko's faces, figuring u and the bots had the same look, smiling a little stronger, but still very tired looking-...im fine...its a side effect....doesnt last long...just nasty reminder not to use powers...but i do it anyways...good for pranking problem moments like just then..Ralph had trouble so i helped....im not gonna let the stupid rule of 'no powers' keep this prank MASTERPIECE from working!!-
-looks tired but smirks a little cheeky-..how else am i to convince Ratchet that im worse than Sides' and Sunny combined, but only when i want to be and have a reason to be?....plus, the videos of the after effects like mega-butt's when he wakes up or the Con's will be worth it...as well as the smile or smirk and/or chuckles form Ratchet and Optimus...they dont do it enough...- adds quietly to self as after thought, u,miko and jack catching it only coz u are right beside me, oddly blushing faintly-....mainly Prime...he may be a leader, but he needs ta connect with others more...its healthier sanity wise as well as actually been proven that team strength and moral is significantly higher when the leader mingles with the team a bit often..like every few days or weeks...or sometime and whatever...
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*nods at last part* Yeah, he's waaaay too serious...he needs a laugh~!
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((oh and i LOVE) the pic change and the icon pic in your signature!!)
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(Heh thank ya! ^^ I love Optie!)
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-i snap my head up at your statement with a faint blush across my cheeks and hoping neither you, Miko or Jack saw it and realize what my faint blush during the last part of what i said really meant, clearing my throat slightly awkward as i look away in embarrassment back towards a fully painted unconscious Megsy is laying with Raff doing the re-wiring for the voice mod and the holo chips, stuttering slightly-
"..yes, well..that's not a concern of..u- at the moment...i think i'll check Ralph's progress!" I quickly stand up, swaying just slightly, brushing off the hand Jack and Miko placed on my forearms to help balance me before quickly walking over to Raff, kneeling beside him and looking over his shoulder, pointing out a part of the computer code he was entering that he forgot, unaware that my faint blush was still on my face from the first mention of Prime, making it obvious to you and Raff - being the 2 out of u, Raff, Miko, Jack, 'Bee, Arcee and Bulkhead that knew me the best- that proving to Ratchet how strong of a prankster i am isnt my real purpose for the prank, the hidden / ulterior reason being to hopefully impress a certain 'Bot in particular, or at least get his attention...
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*grins widly at discovery of another Optie fangirl and starts thinking of something* "Hmm...maybe we should call him down here and show him what we've done to his greatest enemy...."
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-I feel my face burn in a soft pink blush, keeping my head down as i read over Raff's shoulder so that he's the only one who can see the blush, quickly typing something in on my pranking laptop at the end of what Raff did and pressing a button, leaning back with a satisifed smirk as Megzy's hot pink and black 'playboy bunny tights, heels and leotard' shimmered as it faded back to his original paint job.-
-I run a diagnostic on the other holo chip that took care of the bunny ears and the bright pink sparkly tutu, as well as the voice mod, unaware that Miko shares a smirk and a sneaky look with you, quietly backing up to the corner of the rock formation while opening her cell and pressing a speed dial, whispering into it while keeping her gaze on me and Raff, smirking excitedly.-
-I finish the diagnostic test and type something quick onto the clearly souped up and high tech advanced laptop, snickering while standing up, blush now a faint pink color on my cheeks and my voice slightly smug with an embarrassed undertone from my previous embarrassment.-
"...well the cloaking hologram works..at least when he's in stasis that is..gotta wake him up ta see if it works when he switches ta alt.mode....now all that's left is tha pre-success and end of prep victory dance..."
-Raff rolled his eyes and groaned lightly in mock annoyance, looking at my laptop as i set it down on a nearby rock that reached my knees, typing on it for a moment as he raised an eyebrow.- [R]"....still using the same song for your after prank dance while waiting for the results?"
-I look up at Raff as I turn the volume all the way up with a 'cat got the canary' grin, Lady Gaga's song 'Poker Face' intro coming from my tricked out - with the Autobot insignia decal in right red- autobot optic blue laptop's speakers, masking the sound of a ground bridge opening just around the corner of the rock formation, followed by the sounds of double transformation (at the speed it takes to go to alt.mode) like it would be if 2 Cybertronians where coming from the ground bridge(Ratch and OP, since Miko called them both,saying to pull up in alt mode so she could see my reaction).
-I shrug off handedly while already starting to swing my hips to the music, a wide smug grin spreading cross my face. "..what else do ya 'spect from me cuz? it fits! cause with *my* poker face, no one and i mean *NO ONE* can guess it was me who pulled tha prank!!....plus i just love dancing to it!....as long as i dont get caught by anyone i have feelings for or slightly idolize..."
-I then close my eyes and sing along to the chorus and 2nd verse in a low throaty tone perfect for the song, dancing in full out 'teasingly flirty femme fatal pranker' mode as Raff calls it and totally unaware of the 2 'visitors' pulling around the corner in alt.mode right as i start.-
"..Oh,oh oh oh oh,o-o-o-o-o-oh!I'll get him hot,show him what I've got!.Oh,oh oh oh oh,o-o-o-o-o-oh1I'll get him hot,show him what I've got!.." -I mock fan myself with my left hand at the 'get him hot', placing my hand on my chest flirtingly with my head tipped down and right shoulder up till it nearly touched my cheek at the 'what i got' parts, before i switch dance styles to doing the same moves Lady Gaga does during the chorus, clearly oblivious to my surroundings.- "..Can't read my,Can't read my,No he can't read-a my poker face!(recording from laptop:sheβs got me like nobody)Can't read my,Can't read my,No he can't read-a my poker face!(recording from laptop:sheβs got me like nobody..P-p-p-poker face,P-p-p-poker face!(recording from laptop:Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face,P-p-p-poker face!(recording from laptop:Mum mum mum mah)..I wanna *roll* with him,a hard pair we will be! A little *gambling* is fun when you're with me!(recording from laptop:I love it)Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.And baby when it's *love* if its not *rough* it isn't fun!!(recording from laptop:fun)
- At the emphasis on 'roll', i curl my shoulders in and roll them back,tilting my head back in an upper body roll, eyes still closed as i switch back to my dancing style, swinging my hips as i dance in place to the 2nd verse. At the 'gambling' emphasis, I open my eyes and make a fist with both hands and shake them like i had dice in them, swinging my hips as i raise my hands above my head in a shimmy of sorts with a wink, dropping them and making a gun with them and holding it 'pointed upwards' to my chest at the 'Russian Roulette' part. I then flatten them to my chest above my heart at the emphasis on 'love', dropping them and moving them to my sides and back some, arching my back a smidgen with my head tilted to back and tilted to the side some as i close my eyes again, shimming at the 'Oh,oh oh oh oh,o-o-o-o-o-oh!I'll get him hot,show him what I've got!.Oh,oh oh oh oh,o-o-o-o-o-oh1I'll get him hot,show him what I've got!' part, swinging my hips at the same time.-
-I then switch to Lady Gaga's moves at the chorus and swinging my hips saucily with my hands above my head and bopping my head to the song. at the ending 'P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face(recording form laptop:Mum mum mum mah)', I turn around with my right hand on my hip, left on my chest in a 'who me?' fashion, right shoulder raised up almost to my cheek again, bright Irish slightly curly hair down to my mid back covering my winking left eye as i smirk smuggly and cheekily at you, Raff, Miko, Jack, Arcee, 'Bee and Bulkhead.-
-my smirk and slihgtly flirty pose drops though with a shocked and slightly mortified look on my face as i spot the 2 other vehicles behind you and Miko, recognizing the alt. modes of Ratchet and Optimus instantly, heat flooding my face in a bright red blush.-
-I let out a mortified embarrassment squeak, diving behind a *still* out cold Megatron's foot,peeking out over the top with my cheeks and ears a bright blush red at the sight of them, knowing instantly they - Optimus in particular - hand seen most if not all of my dancing and singing..
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"Hm..prehaps taht wasn't the best time to call him.." *says sheepishly as you are hiding behind Megzy*
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-i look over the edge of megzy's foot with a small glare in yer direction, snapping out slightly, my embarrassed red blush fading from my ear tips but remaining a light red coloring on my cheeks, my gaze flicking over to the 2 bots still in alt.mode every few seconds.-
"ya think?!...not only do i not like having an audience and not being aware of them, but ya know tha *other reasons* (being caught by a crush or someone i look up to) i dont like being caught dancing and singing along like i just was!!..my usual abnormal personality and actions (we'er realm travelers thanks to being fanfic authoresses and deviantART artists) are bad enough!! so ta go and ca- "
-I cut off my rant as i hear the sounds of transformation, head snapping over to watch in awe as Ratchet and Optimus transformed into bi-pedal mode, focusing mainly on the taller of the two(aka, OP)with a fangirl's dazed look. without realizing what i was doing at 1st, i slowly bring my gaze up from the ground at Op's feet/pedes and upwards, pausing at his hips a moment to dazedly agree with the pic that caused megzy to go into stasis, before pulling my 'distracted' gaze up to his face, meeting his gaze. the moment i do, i tense up with a quick inhale, snapping out of my daze and blushing bright red on my cheeks again as i belated realize what i did, squeaking in embarrassed mortification while ducking down again, crouching on the ground and covering my beat red face with my hands, scolding myself in a not so quiet border line hysterical tone.-
"OhMyFraggingGoosh!! i just *checked out* THE Optimus Prime!!! WAT THA SLAGGING FOOK(yes i know its form grim and evil, who cares!!) WAS I *THINKING*?!?! HECK, I *WASNT THINKING AT ALL*!!!....Ooh, im such a slagging idiot!!..i've royally screwed things up stellar Major (yes, its form zenon, so wat?)this time!!!.......of all tha times ta have Megzy in stasis and Screamer nowhere to be found!! i would *gladly* be taken captuive due to my large amount of knowledge of the Transformers continuities, just ta be spared tha humiliation of this embarrassment!!"
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*Grins sheepishly as Optimus looks rather confused* "Heh heh, my bad...
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-I bang my head against Megzy's foot and muttering 'idiota' or the Galician word for 'idiot' over and over, unaware of the dull clang of metal on metal whenever my forehead hit the metal of megzy's foot, Raff's eyes widening at the sound and looking at you worriedly, knowing that it only sounded like that when i was in my realm traveler's form, seeing as its also my Marvel realm OC form, including the adamatium and gold mixed compound metal that was laced to my skeleton (kinda like Logan/wolverine only with pure gold mixed in it while it was still a liquid before being grafted to my skeleton, giving it a gold color)and thus making a metal on metal sound whenever i bang against a metal surface while in said form.-
-I stop banging when i notice its too quiet, peeking around the bottom of megzy's foot to see you and Raff share a look, flinching when i recognize it and also realize belatedly the feeling of my heavier skeleton and realizing im accidently in realm traveler's / Marvel oc's form, avoiding looking at Op as my face remained an embarrassed bright red, missing the confused look he gave me at 1st then the other one when i started banging my head hard enough to make sound against mezgy's foot, the sound sounding more metallic(it IS megzy foot that i keep banging a gold and adamantium mixed metal covered skull, thus the 'metal on metal' sound)
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"I'm sorry, okay??"
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-i peek around the corner of Megzy's foot before looking to the side as i pull a 'Sammy' (Sam witwikky)and look off to the side just like Sam did to Mikeala and Leo in TF2 rotf when he gave them the silent treatment for a few moments as Alice the con pretender trashed the university while tracking them down.-
-After a moment i peek at you and the others out of the corner of my eye and duck back, knowing it would get either you, Jack, Raff or Miko to walk up to where im hiding. I quickly crawl under Megzy's other leg, creeping along his other side and peeking around his head to see Miko and Raff follow Jack to where i had been, not seeing you and shrugging. i sneak along Megzy's shoulder and then crawl under his arm, staying out of sight of the Autobots and you and the 3 kids, grinning slightly when i hear the sounds of transformation but paying it no mind (yes, im going where ya think im going!!).-
-i crouch down and wait a few moments before leaping out from my hiding spot with a shout, tackling someone from behind and knocking them onto their front with an 'ompf'. I sit on their back triumphantly for a moment and giggle insanely with my hands on my hips. "Ha! my ninja skills win again! fear tha might of my ninja awesomeness!!"-
-I freeze though when Raff, Miko *and jack* walk around form where i had been, with amused looks, making me then look down to the person i tackled and was keeping them pinned by sitting on their back, face paling at the sight of the blue-black hair, seeing the dark blue shirt on the broad back that clearly was more muscular than Jack's. I widen my eyes as the mystery man manages to push himself up onto his forearms and look back, surprised amusement clear in his *inhumanly blue * (yep, i SO went there!!) eyes along with respect towards my ability to sneak up on him.-
-when i see his eyes, i suck in a breath sharply, face 1st paling then flushing bright red as i instantly recognize the color and the ageless wisdom of a leader in them, instinctively knowing it was Optimus' holo-from (hey, im a fanigrl, wat fangirl WOULDNT want ta glomp OP's holo!!) as i scramble off backwards, babbling as i apologize, avoiding looking at him. "..o..op..Op'mus! i..i..im sorry, i..i didnt see ya..i.i mean, yer..yer holo...i..i thought it was...was only the kids who where checking..i mean i thought i glomped Jack or..or LoveDoc..or..i mean...."
-I shut up and curl against Megzy's arm, looking down at the ground, face almost an unhealthy shade of bright red, muttering to myself while trying to hide my face in my arms and be as small as possible."...i..i cant believe i..i actually *glomped* Op..Optimus Prime!! the Autobot supreme commander Optimus prime!!..ye-yeah it was his..his holo...his gorgie black haired, but male models outta work holoo- No! i cant...cant think like that! i cant act like a single female around a sexy guy who's also single!! he..he's tha Autobot supreme commander fer...fer cripes sake!!!.....oh, im never going to live this down!! i glomp-tackled Optimus prime's holo to the ground form behind and had..had him pinned down by..by sitting on his..his back...his mu..musc- no! bad thoughts! not going there!!" I shake my head frantically to get rid of my wondering thoughts before my inner fangirl could grab them and take control..
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*Optimus has a what-just-happened look on his face*
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-I whimper slightly while shaking my head frantically to get rid of the thoughts i was starting to get after instantly seeing Op's holo without actually knowing it was him in tha 1st place, my face an unhealthy shade of red as i start banging my forehead against the metal plating of Megzy's arm, muttering 'no,bad thoughts,not going there' over and over, the sound of metal hitting metal being heard from me accidentally being in my realm traveler's form/fanfic authoress' form and thus having a metal bonded skeleton, the reason for the metal on metal sound when my forehead hit the metal plating on Megzy's arm.-
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*looking at you worriedly trying to think of a way to lighten the mood* Uh...how about we wake Megzy, uh?
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-At the last 2 words, i stop banging my head against Megzy's arm mid bang, posture straightening up in a way that hinted that if i had cat ears they would have flicked forward all the way in a split second,jumping to my feet and spinning around to face you, a wide devious grin on my face with my eyes glittering mischievously. i put my hands together and crack my knuckles loudly with a slight metallic ring to the pops.-
"..oh,yes,lets..after all..it would be a waste of precious planning if we dont do it at just the right time...but 1st..the hidden camera and audio recorders so we can see the cons' reactions 1st hand in live feed!!" I giggle deviously while walking over to the large black duffle with the gold tag, biting my cheek as i see Optimus' holo walk over to get the other bag, sending Raff,Miko, Jack, and you a look as he goes to pick it up, signalling for you 4 to stay silent. I watch greatly amused when he has slight trouble picking it up with both hands, not expecting the weight, despite his holo being stronger than humanly possible. i grin cheekily as i reach down and grab the strap with one hand and slinging it onto my shoulder as if it was completely empty.-
-I walk over to the rock formation where my autobot blue laptop is, pulling out of the duffle bag what look like mini spy cameras that fer us humans were roughly the size of our heads if not a little smaller, hooking them all up to my lap top, then pulling out what looks like the moving part of the air force spy camera from the new TF 3 movie/ camera drones from start wars/ hovering spy camera that's round opening a back panel and tinkering around in it before closing the panel and pulling it into the computer as well.-
-a few seconds later, i unplug the mini spy cameras and grab 2 along with a wrench and srewdriver, going to one shoulder of Megzy,disappearing from view for a moment before walking back into view with wrench, srew driver and one mini spy camera, boldly climbing onto Megzy's arm then crossing his chest and down off his other arm.-
-i come around from behind his head a few moments later, muttering to myself. i type something in the laptop, and camera views of the sky form Megzy's point of view appear, making me grin widely. "..ok, frame stationed cameras are operational..now for the cloaker on the mobile camera, then i have to finish the upload for the live-feed and then y'all can hide 'cept for me and Lovedoc..ole big-butt here wont hurt us..all outta unease bout wat we'll do...considering WE'RE the reason he's in stasis to begin with!!"
-I grin pyshcotically along with you at Jack, Miko, Raff, 'Bee, Arcee, Bulkhead, Ratchet and Optimus' (who's deactivated his holo and is back in bi-pedal mode)slightly creeped out looks. Well, the bot's and Jack that is, seeing as Miko was grinning widely and bouncing on her toes asking us about it and Raff was used to this from me, so he jsut had a slightly exasperated look, yet still amused by everything, if not slightly awed that we dared to do this to Megatron.-
-I give you a look as i disconnect the hover camera and turn it on, cloaking it before shoeing the bots and the 3 humans around the corner with a signal jammer i have. i chuckle darkly while pullin out a mega phone, walking right up beside Megatron's head, holding the megaphone up so that the others could see it, knowing they were watching wide eyed. i place it right beside Megzy's audio receptor/'ear' andturn the volume up all the way, before taking a big breath and turning it on.-
-I give you a wink before crouching and taking deep breath, letting it out in a blood curtling scream that was amplified by 100x due to the megaphone. "OI,MEGA-D**K! GET YER FRAG'N LAZY AFT UP NOW YA 2 BOLT GLITCH!!!"
-I step back with a smug grin as Megatron's optics online instantly and he lept to his feet with a roar, cannon powered up and bout to fire. my lios twitch as his frame went 'fuzzy' before the holograph fizzled out, revealing his paint jobs well as the holos for the white playboy bunny ears and tail and the big sparkly tutu skirt fizzled to life as well.-
-A second later im on my back on the ground, howling with laughter, megaphone's strap on my wrist, getting meatron's attention beofre he culd take a step towards you as you start laughing to, my voice making him look down at me, recognizing it as the one that yelled. "YES!! IT..IT FRIG..FRIGGING W-W-WORKED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT WORKED *BETTER* THAN I PLANNED IT WOULD!"
-I raise the 'randomness' bar up 3 notches by pointing up in tha sky and cackling in victory." HA!! TAKE *THAT* LAMBORGHINI TWINS!!! I! AM! THA! PRANKING! MASTAH!!!YOOU'LL *NEV-VAAH* TOP THIS!! MAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
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*Megatron looks at himself and yells* "WHY THE FRAG AM I WEARING THIS--AND WHAT THE SLAG HAPPENED TO MY VOICE?!"
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-I pause and take a deep breath before howling with laughter again, tears running down my cheeks from the force.after a few minutes, im gasping for breath as i gasp out, grinning deviously up at megatron from where i was on the ground on my back since my legs cant support me due to laughing till im short on breath/hyperventilating. "..its...its coz ya..pa-passed out after seeing tha..tha picture!..about tha..tha 'truth about fan-girls'!!...since we...we showed ya a pic that..that shouldnt even *EXIST* here, we...we clearly cant be harmed by ya...and..and thus, means we alone caan..can prank ya ta our hearts..content and not..worry about the consequences!!...and its called a voice mod fer a reason Mega-drag!!"
-I share a devious grin with you and weakly raise my fist up for a fist bump at the appropriately named inslut-nickname,(playboy bunnies and ballerinas with the tutus are female.male ballerinas only have leotard and tights..no tutu.so he's currently a cross dresser, and since he's a male..XD)before snickering as i look at Mega-drag with my head tilted. I shut up and stare before suddenly cracking up howling with laughter again, hitting the ground with my fist anime style, gasping out between howls of laughter."...it..it fits!! HAHAHAHAH, i never..never thought i would see it! and with my own eyes no less!...we have gone and done the unbeatable and the impossible!!!" I pause for dramatic effect and manage to stop laughing enough to look at you and Mega-drag with a wide 's**t eating' grin,shouting 6 words proudly. "WE'VE MADE THE *BIGGEST* DRAG-QUEEN EVAH!!!!!"
-I started howling with laughter again, managing to crawl over to my 2 duffle bags and my Autobot blue with the insignia in bright red laptop, pulling a high tech camera out of 1 of the bags.I aim it at Megz and start snapping rapid fire pics shouting out with a maniacal cackle. "POSE FER THA CAMERA MEGA-DRAG! NEED TA DO SCREAMER NEXT! THEN WE HAVE THIS REALM'S 1ST EVER CYBERTRONIAN PIMP AND DRAG-QUEEN!!!!!! EHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! "
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*rolling around everywhere laughing my head off, unable to stop* G-good g-god, we a-are BADASS! XD
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-I set the high tech camera back on the duffle bag as i take one look at you then Mega-drag's weird-ed out look, his rage at the situation still clear in his optic and his stance though, before laughing uncontrollably, clutching my sides. "..o-of course! what else do ya..expect from someone..either has tha..tha balls and is bold enough...or...or in-insanely sue-suicidal ta..ta even THINK! of a...a prank like this!!...and t think we..we have pic-picture proof!!!"
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*I nod while laughing my ass off while Megz is trying to figure out what happened*
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-I continue to uncontrollably laugh with you, laughing even harder at the look on Mega-drag's face plates, a mix of both rage at the situation and slightly unnerved wariness towards us and the fact that WE were the ones who did it to him, and were now laughing on the ground uncontrollably. I snickered at his expression, leaning against the rock formation my laptop was sitting on and grabbed my high tech professional camera and taking a few more rapid fire pictures, gasping out between snickers. "AWW, tha poor widdle evil tyrant looks confoosed..think we should help him?" I share a wide devious grin with you before we both pull off a 'Dr. Cox' from 'scrubs'. "[both of us]NNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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Megatron- I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!
*I shake my head* "Nope"
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I snicker at Mega-drag's failed attempt to get us to obey, looking up at him 'innocently' as i add. "...besides..ya said 'i command *you*'...and there's *clearly* TWO of us....so who was tha command to, *Lord* Mega-drag?"
-Megatron turned his murderous glare towards me, growling out darkly while tightening a hand into a fist in rage. [M]" must you keep calling me that infuriating name, *squishy*?"
-I smirked as i give you a 'is he stupid of wat?' look before facing him again."..in a word?...DUH!..besides, it fits better and sure SOUNDS BETTER than 'Mega-frag'........oh, and the name 'squishy' might work for the 3 kids who are allies of the Autobots, and to my knowledge LoveDoc as well, but not so much for me...'Fleshling' yes, because i have it, but 'squishy'?..no..it doesnt work....and ya'd KNOW that IF, ya took tha time ta PROPERLY learn about your enemy, or opponents in this case, by running a scan on them, like ya do fer all Autobots..." I grin smugly at his outraged look at the insults as well as insult in his intelligence by saying her forgot to scan us, me mostly, before insulting us, adding more 'salt to the wound' by clearing up the confusion that i know the 2 Autobots who recently joined the others, and are currently around the corner with the others, have as well as megatron."..'cause then ya would've found out my bone skeleton isn't as *easily breakable* as a NORMAL humans...infact, its not even NORMAL anymore...'cause last time I checked, having an indestructible metal alloy surgically attached to your ENTIRE skeleton, ISN'T NORMAL.....at least not for humans in THIS REALM..."
-I look down nonchalantly at my nails, not needing to look to know Megatron looked mildly surprised, which is REALLY shocked for him, as I add."...but that would be expected of a REALM TRAVELER..at least one who's been in the Marvel realm, considering I dont think LoveDoc has been through the same thing.....but tha point is, ya can TRY and squish me all ya want, but yer not gonna do it, OR, not gonna kill me from it..considering the human heart and lungs are protected by the ribs..which are now indestructible metal covered bones now fer me.."
-I look up at megatron cheekily,picking up the high tech camera again."..so any o' tha make sense Mega-drag?...oh and if ya didn't already guess..." I share a smug grin with you, instantly remembering a TV show like this [punk'd show staring Ashton Kutcher] and nod slightly to you, holding the camera behind me fer ya to grab after setting it to video record. once I feel the camera leave my hands, I pick up the Megaphone with a wide grin before shouting in it while teh volume is on max." YA JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!!" I lower the megaphone with a wide grin and turn to face you and the camera some, shaking my head."..huh..now i know how Ashton Kutcher feels on his show ' Punk'd ' when he calls the prank on what ever hapless celebrity they pranked!!"
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*Mega-drag still looks confused and skaes his head* "JUST ANSWER!"
*shakes head* "Are you deaf?" *takes mega-pone* "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!!"
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-I keep snickering at Mega-drag's expense when he demands we answer, even though I just told him the answer while shouting through a mega-phone at full blast. I snort in amusement at yer question before letting you take the mega-phone from my hand before i dropped it, shouting into it and re-wording what i had just said slightly, making me want to start laughing again, barely managing to stop myself.-
-I look up at Mega-drag's confused and outraged look, shaking my head and stepping forward before clearing my through and speaking slow like i was talking to a little child, knowing everyone else including Mega-Drag was aware of that."...now listen real closely..we said..'you just got punk'd '...its a variation of a line from a TV show..one where the host sets up pranks on random celebrities.. and so, hearing or saying the line..means that you had either *been* pranked or that you *did* prank someone... unfortunately fer you, is the 1st option fer you....do ya get it? You just got Pranked, Mega-Drag!!"
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*Mega-drag says* "What is a prank?!"
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-I was snickering after finishing speaking slowly, but instantly stopped at Mega-Drag's question. I looked at him in blank faced shock, my hand still up by my mouth from trying to cover my snickers,my tone slightly dubious. "...as in what tha prank we pulled 'IS'?...or what a 'prank' even Is, as in tha DEFINITION of tha word 'Prank'?!"
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*I stare at him while he answrs* "Yes, I want the fragging defintion!"
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-I stare at Mega-drag blankly before slowly turning to look at you. i share a blank look with you before promptly cracking up laughing, clutching my side while holding on to LoveDOc at the same time, howling with laughter as i hoke out."..oh...oh my!..my fragging goosh!...he..he doesn't know what...what a 'PRANK' IS!!!! OH THIS IS RICH!!!"
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*starts rolling around and laughing uncontrollable, unable to form any words**Mega-drag STILL doesn't get it*
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-Im on my knees and clutching my sides as i howl with laughter, tears slowly sliding down my face form the force of it, choking out due to being short of breath coz of my uncontrollable laughter."..y-y-y-you dont..n-know w-what..a..a PRANK..is?!...have...have ya..been un-under a..a rock all this..this time..or..or something?!...how..how can anyone...human or..or Cyber-cyber-cybertronian!..not..not know..what a..a Prank is?!!" 
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Awwwww! Oh geez...I can't imagine how other victims of fanfiction would react. XD
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X3
That would be incredibly funny to see.
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I was already laughing at ops arms flailing.Then i read it.I fell outa my seat!LOL X A TRILLION=MEGA LOL!!!!!!!!!!And THIS!!!!!!
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Thanks.
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I almost couldnt sleep cause i was thinking about the pic!See its THAT funny!
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Thanks. 
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I understand, but I'm not gay. I know what you mean. I too love his thighs....and his abs.....and his voice.....
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Agreed, and no one ever said that you were gay.
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Thanks. I got the idea from watching Soul Eater.
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This just a piece of awesomeness
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I just loved the idea of the picture
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