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Remember that I said that Electshunned from season 5 is the most pointless loud House episode of all time. Well, this is the most pointless special of all time and I could definitely hear the argument with people who are going to say to me well this episode is about Lynn Senior opening his own restaurant. This is such great character development for him especially since from season 2 job in security and continue on in season 3 a fridge too far so this definitely deserves to be a special and my argument is well yeah that’s true but does it really need to be a special? I feel like they could’ve easily done this with just 11 minutes. In fact, I would’ve argued. This episode would’ve been better if it was 11 minutes. and we rotting this episode recently. I actually find it to be worse than I originally thought. Lincoln is putting up the finishing touches on an empty building then he explains that today is today. It’s his father‘s grand opening to his own restaurant that he has been dreaming of his entire life and according to Lincoln it took them a while to get it all set up and what happened• The family had to find a building for sale, and the best they could find was a decrepit seafood restaurant that reeks.
• Once it was bought, the family pitched in to fix it up. Lynn handled demolition, Lana fixed up the bathrooms, who also has hops helping as well making the toilet seats, warm and Lisa became their personal health inspector.
• Once the place was fixed up, Lynn Sr. needed to find people in need of work. A dinner theater actress and a responsible teen were interviewed, but were promptly rejected by the family. Eventually, Lynn hires Kotaro and the Burpin' Burger employee, Grant. Realistically Lynn Senior should’ve hired more people instead of only two people, judging by the restaurant and its size it’s a pretty medium-sized restaurant. So here’s many employees Lynn Senior should hire 8 waiters 2 people, in the front 5 including himself, so technically higher 4 2 bus boys or girls and 3 managers and yes, the reason why I want Lindsey to hire a little more people than supposed to be is because some people may want to work in the later shift while some would prefer the morning shift so that’s why there’s double and it also depends on Lynn Senior’s restaurant hours since we don’t actually know how late he opens and if I had to guess here’s what I say Monday through Friday 8AM to 9PM and Saturdays 9AM to 11PM because it’s the weekend and most people probably want to eat that day and Sunday probably close cause I’m sure he wants to take a day off at least one of those weeks or if he wants to open his restaurant that day and not work that day he can also do that by giving one of his employees and stuff and just in case his restaurant on Sundays will be open 9AM to 9PM boom I just created Lynn seniors restaurant hours and his employees
• After finding their employees, Lynn Sr. wants his family to taste test the food and give detailed points about them, but the family, unable to resist the food's beauty, viciously eats it all without hesitation. which I won’t lie some of his food that he made is incredibly disgusting and I wouldn’t even eat those in real life.
OK, so pretty realistic, normal way for to build a restaurant or technically already premade building now there’s only one thing to do and that is to promote the restaurant, but there’s one major problem. Lori says that the file around town has said gland opening instead of grand opening since they have no time to fix it, Lincoln suggests that he and his sisters can promote themselves, and Lynn Senior excepts seen as long as they work together the restaurant can be a success at the loud house the siblings are holding a meeting and each of them proposes of their idea for a promotion so they decided to vote and see who has the best promotion, and the most votes will win, and they’ll do that however every single siblings gets one vote for each other, which means they all voted for themselves Lincoln says they should do his plan because it is the best part and according to Lincoln‘s plan his plan is to make a commercial for Lynn Senior‘s table and broadcast it on TV and he has access to it. Thanks to Clyde’s dad with patchy Dizzle. This actually is a really good idea that is probably the best way to promote new restaurants and new items but nobody likes the idea and then the siblings begin to fight each other also there’s a really annoying animation error in this episode with the twins teeth being full and like I said this is where the animation quality starts to decline so the siblings are fighting and at this point in season three I am so sick and tired of seeing the siblings fighting for completely stupid reasons now yes there are a few times where I think their fighting was justified but this situation is definitely not one of them if they keep this up, they’re going to get their Dad bank and have to close the restaurant even though it’s not even open yet then Lori yells at everyone to get the hell out of the room which everyone leaves except for Lenny because that’s her room and Lincoln doesn’t care about his sisters Help he can do this on his own. Yeah sure you can, buddy. so Lincoln goes to Clyde for Help to shoot the commercial Lincoln goes to a couple of places around the city at the restaurant and makes a commercial to promote his dad‘s restaurant although Lincoln also really sucks at editing because there are several parts in the commercial that he should’ve cut things out, as an example, the very beginning when Clyde says they are rowing anyway the commercial is on and it turned out to be a really success because Lynn Senior really likes it and ask Lincoln if his sister is helping him at all, but of course they didn’t they all bail out on him well technically they bailed on each other, also Lincoln remember what your dad said at the beginning of the episode if you guys were together then there’s nothing that can go wrong. Well, I have a feeling that things are gonna go really wrong but it turns out the sisters were actually going to do their own idea because they think their promotion is great and they don’t give a shit about what the other sibling thinks about it if it works, it works so yeah that’s the end of the first half and we’re not off to a really good start the siblings are incredibly annoying and them fighting over some stupid promotion and that could cost their own dad to get bankrupt. Well let’s see if the second half managed to save this episode OK now we’re at the second half of this episode and you know throughout the year since I watched this episode back in 2019 I always prefer the second half over the first half of this episode but re-watching this episode recently. I actually find it to be completely opposite as I actually find a second half to be a lot worse than the first half because the second half has one of the most bullshit unrealistic stuff I have ever seen and I will explain my problems with it in a little bit with a few seconds remaining until the grand opening of his restaurant it’s finally time Lynn Senior opens the doors and Linder’s restaurant is officially open for business and then there’s a bunch of us with a bunch of people. Lincoln is going to literally drive the bus to park for them but of course, he could stop by his mom. I remember when I was younger, I used to yell at Rita for that scene although looking back at it, I was completely stupid, it actually makes sense. Great job Lincoln. You are a fucking idiot and same goes to you 14-year-old me. everything seems to go according to print, but here’s when the sister started appear with their own promotions idea and then this is where things started to fall apart in the second half of this special one know why it’s because literally every single sister except for a couple of ideas is completely unrealistic and bullshit that that is not how business works. Trust me. I am a business major in college and here are their promotion ideas
• Lisa says that anyone who orders an entrée gets bottomless fries. OK, that sounds not a bad idea. I play Roller Coaster Tycoon and there are stuff that you can promote food for like half fries or for free for a coupon and stuff.
• Luan says that when a birthday is held, the person whose birthday is today is sung a special birthday song, and gets a special dessert. This actually is a great idea because there are plenty of restaurants that I’ve been to that actually do this. They sing happy birthday to the birthday boy or girl and they give them a dessert so besides Lincoln Luan promotion is the best one
• Lori reveals that she brought a photo booth to the restaurant, intending on drawing in a teen crowd. On paper, not a bad idea, because some restaurants do have Photo Booth but this isn’t really going to give any money to Lynn Senior for his business, and nobody seems to give a shit about the Photo Booth anyways
• Lana reveals that she allowed house pets into the restaurant after she made a menu specifically for them. OK, this is where things start to get really ridiculous. Why the fuck is Lana letting wild animals into the restaurant that is completely dangerous and could cause the restaurant to be closed down due to the health inspector come on Lana use your fucking brain
• Lynn has invited her baseball team, and told her teammates that if their meal isn't at their table in 15 minutes or less, they get it for free. OK seriously that is completely bullshit how is that going to make any money? He has to make money somehow.
• Luna reveals that anyone who arrives gets a free performance from her, as well as saying that they do deliveries. Ok, Luan what the fuck that literally that’s absolutely nothing to the business at all and you’re just screaming with a bunch of fucking toddlers in the restaurant and causing them to cry man Luna even more dumber than I thought she was.
• Leni hosts a bingo game for the elders, and says that anyone who gets a BINGO gets anything they want for free. OK, maybe somehow this could work but only in special events for everyday business. This will never work because once again, Lynn Senior will not make any money.
• Lola asks her father if she can have some fistic sandwiches for her tea party for her promotion this is literally the worst promotion as this does absolutely nothing to the business just like with Luna
So do you see my problem with this literally every single loud sisters is completely bullshit and unrealistic and not how business works seriously no sibling understands how business works OK maybe I can give the younger sisters a pass but definitely not the older siblings especially Luna and Leni the only promotions that actually make sense are Lincoln Luan and in someways also Lisa and Laurie, but literally every other sibling's promotion is not gonna do shit to the business at all or they’re just giving out way too many free stuff which basically is not going to help at all because how is Lynn sr? going to make any fucking money? And I even play in college a game called Biz Café, where we basically run our own café and we had to make decisions and stuff to what people to hire and managers are store hours the prices of coffee you know all that stuff and we tried to be realistic as possible so our business can go up and it worked but this whole second-half so far has been such a complete mess that realistically Lynn senior restaurant should’ve been close permanently. This caused Lynn Senior to be overwhelmed with so much stuff that he order his family to stop to what they were doing and even yell at his kids saying that this is too much shit which it is. so there’s no way in hell that Linder can keep every single promotion that his kids given not to mention literally most of them are completely unrealistic and not how business works then suddenly Leni slams the door, knocking Senior out cold realizing the chaos they have created the kids admit it was their fault. Hey, I’ll give the kids credit for, their fault instead of blaming just one person, and remember what Lynn Senior said earlier in the episode if the loud siblings were together, the restaurant would be a success. Well, this is exactly the reason why when they didn’t work together, the restaurant went to garbage and almost per me close because of the kids so great job kids you guys were fucking idiots and I hate you all and you have no one to blame but yourselves, almost caused your dad to lose his job but the kids decide they need to make things up. Lincoln knows how to do it. He tells everyone in the restaurant that they can’t make any promise about the promotion because they didn’t tell their dad even though they did whatever but if they stick around, they can make the food at some good price. Then the family worked together and so some friends and they managed to make everyone’s meals. Suddenly Lucy arrives, saying that she came a great way to promote the restaurant, which is by inviting the news reporter Catherine, which for Lucy‘s promotion is not a bad idea either yeah that doesn’t do shit to the business, but that could help but since Lininger is knocked out, what the hell they’re going to do, Lincoln has another plan during the interview the kids control Lynn Senior by putting a bunch of strings on him and moving them to create motion for Catherine the interview turned out to be a huge success. Catherine encourages her viewers to come to the restaurant and eat at Lynn Senior restaurant back at the house. The whole family watches the interview on TV and Lynn Senior is happy to know that everything went smoothly. The kids apologize for making the opening is such a nightmare, but Lynn Senior glad they admitted their mistakes, and he even designed to let the food name be after themselves so here we are folks the most pointless loud house special of all time there are so many things wrong with this episode from every single loud kid being unlikable in the first half and in the second half as well in some occasions to the unrealistic bullshit about business in the second half with shit that makes absolutely no sense or has nothing to do with business at all and to be quite honest, the second-half of this episode should’ve been just cut entirely and just focus on 11 minutes because like I said this special should’ve been just 11 minutes and here is how you do this episode in my eyes you start by doing pretty much what they did in the first half getting ready for the restaurant, but then they messed up on the open stuff so they need to make a promotion to have people come to the restaurant siblings have all their ideas then they couldn’t agree then they start finding each other like normal even though it was completely ridiculous. It’s part of the story, they decided not to help each other, but then they all realize that it’s not going to work and half of their stuff that they made except for a few characters like I said was going to be bullshit so decide to go with Lincoln because it’s really the only realistic stuff that will happen besides Luan so they shoot the commercial which includes all of them they show it to their dad he loves it the restaurant officially open for business and you just end the episode there that would just make a lot more sense and could’ve been done with just 11 minutes, not 22 minutes. what do you think of that story idea? now I have to admit This is very good character for Lynn Senior as he finally got his dream job that he has been dreaming of since he was younger to open his own restaurant I just wish the loud characters weren’t so unlikable and actually working together to fix their dad’s restaurant instead of just going with their own idea screwing shit off and messing up the business also remember what I said in my city Slickers review how that episode should’ve been a 22 minute special well I think this and that episode search swap with each other as this episode should be 11 minutes and that episode should a bit of 22 minutes special and even though I do consider this to be the most pointless special on the show, there’s also another episode in season seven called a dish come true when it basically treats like this special, never even exist because a mini spoilers for that review, the reason why that happened the first place so they can get their name after them from a dish which they clearly did so a dish too far shouldn’t never even exist. At least this special had a reason to exist as like I said before this special should’ve just been 11 I said it before and I’ll say it again and I’ll still continue to say that so now what do I give this my rating? I hate to say this, but after watching this episode again recently this episode, I used to consider to be meh but thanks to the second half. I consider a bad now, but not the worst special on the show. It’s definitely better than Bizarritorium Schooled Time Tarp and Kings of the Cons but like I said this episode has so many problems that I have to give it a bad rating and hell I even put it below then the Loudest Thanksgiving, the most offensive loud episode of all time at least that special managed to be average despite the negativity towards it hopefully in the future, they’ll never make another pointless special ever again like this one was
Final score 4/10