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when i was but a wee eggling my mother and father asked god , " god , will you bless us with a child ." and gods answer was , "NO,but you can have this instead ."*dropp* out came from the sky a ball of sheets and in those sheets was a fat lady named mary , She later gave birth to ME and died . . . My mother demanded a refund ever since , and yet again her claims were always denied , i was like a cell phone with insurance , she even tried to report her claim on god.com she tried every method , sueing him , telling him his mom was adoptd .... ever method to try to give me back ...She even prank called him ,! "Were sorry the allmighty ruler you are trying to reach is out of town right now , please hang up and try your call later , if this this is michelle then don't call back , your creations are final ."

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when i was but a wee eggling my mother and father asked god , " god , will you bless us with a child ." and gods answer was , "NO,but you can have this instead ."*dropp* out came from the sky a ball of sheets and in those sheets was a fat lady named mary , She later gave birth to ME and died . . . My mother demanded a refund ever since , and yet again her claims were always denied , i was like a cell phone with insurance , she even tried to report her claim on god.com she tried every method , sueing him , telling him his mom was adoptd .... ever method to try to give me back ...She even prank called him ,! "Were sorry the allmighty ruler you are trying to reach is out of town right now , please hang up and try your call later , if this this is michelle then don't call back , your creations are final ."